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Lsuoma wrote:Cry me a river, bitch:



Amazing unfunny comedienne fears her career is over.
She gets in hot water for holding up a mock severed head of the president, and her attorney has the chutzpah to complain about death threats.

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deLurch wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:Cry me a river, bitch:

Amazing unfunny comedienne fears her career is over.
Don't you have any sympathy for this actress who is breaking down in near tears?!!?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004980/

(OK. Yes I was understanding when she pulled this stunt & then apologized. Comedians take risks. But looking at this dog & pony publicist show, it is apparent that she is trying to turn it around for the big bucks and play it for all it is worth.)
What is really amazing to me is that she couldn't see this coming. WTF? How the fuck does one exist with that little self-awareness? I think she must have overestimated anger at Trump, but even that doesn't explain it. I think her best course of action now is a very public check-in to a rehab clinic.

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Griffin and Bloom believe the comedian has received harsher backlash because she is female.
Like clockwork! :lol:

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He broke me? Whaaat? I thought she was tougher than that. The Griffin I'd seen would run to the edge of bad taste and outrage, and dive over. If you didn't like it, oh well.

Is she trying to give Trump wood? Because he'll be replaying this like his favorite 3-way at Pornhub.

Geez, what a loser.

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The Prager University version of the comic:

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Ape+lust wrote:He broke me? Whaaat? I thought she was tougher than that. The Griffin I'd seen would run to the edge of bad taste and outrage, and dive over. If you didn't like it, oh well.

Is she trying to give Trump wood? Because he'll be replaying this like his favorite 3-way at Pornhub.

Geez, what a loser.
She's Fd herself in the A with this one - either she's strong and edgy and doesn't give a shit, or she's weak, pathetic, and cries like Wayne Rooney just because someone tweeted at her.

Take your pick.

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CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:
paddybrown wrote:snip

Something I can't help noticing about the imigration "debate" in America. The Republicans want to enforce the law and stop people entering the country illegally. The Democrats want to ignore the law and allow people to enter the country illegally. Nobody seems to want to change the law to make it easier to enter the country legally. Do all Democrats employ undocumented Mexican maids who they don't want to have to pay minimum wage or something?
The Republican base, or patsies as they're known in the trade, want illegals deported. The actual power brokers don't, but can't say so without repercussion. Look at any big Republican donor and you'll find they employ many illegal workers. Meat packing plants, agribusiness, their housekeepers and lawn guys. Most of it is a show for their base. Trump actually doing something about it probably alarms them.

Their behavior is pretty hypocritical. I live a few blocks from a golf course, full of Republicans and there is a state senator very against immigrants rights who plays there all the time. But the people that work the landscaping and maintenance all speak Spanish. It's possible that they are all here legally, but I wouldn't bet on it. Hypocrisy in politics, what are the odds?
That's kind of the Republican platform writ large. With the sole exception of abortion (which they still only half-heartedly fight for because it's so useful as a political football they'd be loath to actually ban it and be done with it), there's a huge gulf between policies which resonate with their base, and policies they actually want to put into effect. It's why someone can waltz in and sweep the base out from under them with some big populist promises that will never come to pass because moneyed interests don't want them.

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Oh, and Trump is still a gaping cunt.

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Ahhh... the poor poor professional stand up comedian and actor woman has never done a press conference before and she is nervous about that and doesn't know how they work, and she might crack jokes when she is nervous.

The poor woman.

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Her net worth is estimated at $20 million. D-list my ass.

http://www.celebritynetworth.com/riches ... net-worth/

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"What is happening to me right now, has never happened in the history of this country."

Well if is talking about a president using twitter to express his dissatisfaction of a beheading photo of himself posted online, she might be right. Oh the horror. How dare he tweet back after she posts a beheading photo.

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Sunder wrote:That's kind of the Republican platform writ large. With the sole exception of abortion (which they still only half-heartedly fight for because it's so useful as a political football they'd be loath to actually ban it and be done with it), there's a huge gulf between policies which resonate with their base, and policies they actually want to put into effect. It's why someone can waltz in and sweep the base out from under them with some big populist promises that will never come to pass because moneyed interests don't want them.
The funny thing is that if the Democrats cleaned up their act about identity politics and promised things that a) didn't alienate the white working class and b) made sense they could easily attract at least part of the GOP base.

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Lsuoma wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:He broke me? Whaaat? I thought she was tougher than that. The Griffin I'd seen would run to the edge of bad taste and outrage, and dive over. If you didn't like it, oh well.

Is she trying to give Trump wood? Because he'll be replaying this like his favorite 3-way at Pornhub.

Geez, what a loser.
She's Fd herself in the A with this one - either she's strong and edgy and doesn't give a shit, or she's weak, pathetic, and cries like Wayne Rooney just because someone tweeted at her.

Take your pick.
Isn't this the core tenet of feminism? Women are strong and independent and can do anything men can do...

but I'm not comfortable subjecting women to the draft, even though it will never happen.

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Lsuoma wrote:Oh, and Trump is still a gaping cunt.
It goes without saying, really.

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deLurch wrote:"What is happening to me right now, has never happened in the history of this country."

Well if is talking about a president using twitter to express his dissatisfaction of a beheading photo of himself posted online, she might be right. Oh the horror. How dare he tweet back after she posts a beheading photo.
I wonder what her reaction to a Hillary Clinton mock beheading would be like? I'm sure she'd shrug it off, after all, goose and gander sauce. Or maybe it would be misogyny writ large and a hate crime...nah, nobody would be that hypocritical. :doh:

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Lsuoma wrote:She's Fd herself in the A with this one - either she's strong and edgy and doesn't give a shit, or she's weak, pathetic, and cries like Wayne Rooney just because someone tweeted at her.

Take your pick.
Yeah, no kidding. There's no crying in baseball comedy, she knows that.

If this press conference isn't a Kaufman-style put-on, she'll wish her career was over. Comedian to the SJWs? Trying to make those demented hair triggers laugh without getting lynched? I'd rather be in Kim Jong Un's house band.

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The Russians snuck in a Russian criminal defense attorney on Kathy Girffin. She appears to be unaware.

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FfTB is down again.

I bet Meyers rues the days when he had Jason Thimbledick to leap straight onto IT problems and sort them out in no time. :ugeek: :think:

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I know rues was used incorrectly, I changed the sentence structure halfway through.

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free thoughtpolice wrote:
If you overfeed them and/or give them too high a protein, especially in cooler temperatures when they can't swim it off or grow it off the food will stay in their gut and rot. The gas makes them swell and get all floaty.
Can you please take all discussions about SJWs to the correct thread? Thanks.

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Really? wrote:Isn't this the core tenet of feminism? Women are strong and independent and can do anything men can do...
but I'm not comfortable subjecting women to the draft, even though it will never happen.
If people are going to be subject to the draft, I am OK with women being on it. There are plenty of jobs that don't require physical strength & endurance in the armed services.

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The Kathy Griffin story has taken a tragic turn as the FBI shot and killed her as she was resisting arrest:
http://thelastlineofdefense.org/kathy-g ... e-custody/
The FBI took Kathy Griffin into custody without issue this morning in West Tisdale. Griffin, who is under suspicion of radicalizing American kids to join the jihadist movement, decided to do something incredibly stupid, however, when she tried to run from agents at a rest stop just outside of Delhomme.

Agent Judy Nishto, who was on scene to assure that Griffin’s rights as a female were being adhered to, ended up firing the shot that brought Griffin down. She told LLOD’s Skip Tetheluda:

“I was aiming lower at first to try to get her in the leg but when I kept missing in the dirt behind her I aimed a little higher and hit her in the back of the head. Her face c ame clean off. It’s her own fault, running away like that. There was a parking lot just down the way that looked pretty busy. Didn’t want her getting to there and disappearing.”
Griffin’s death doesn’t end the investigation. The FBI says there could be multiple other high-visibility conversions like Griffin and that we should limit our children’s exposure to radical leftism. They’re much better off watching Fox and Freinds in the mornings anyway.
If any of you assholes laugh at this I'm going to do a Tf00t and quit the skeptic movement. :twisted:

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What the F? Has Lsuoma gone all soft on us? When were naughty words banned here?

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Ah, there we go.

Good, good.

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Kirbmarc wrote:
rayshul wrote:Quick article on the Portland stabbing spin.



This is honestly the worst. This is the literal worst thing the media has done. This fight was kicked off by a SJW. This is fucking insane. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MEDIA.
He wasn't a SJW, he was more of a "BernieBro"-style leftist, more similar to some pitters than to FTB. Still, not "alt-right" or "right wing".
No mate, read the article. The BernieBro drunk mad guy with the knife had a shout, was calmed down by two others. Was about to leave the train when a SJW goes full SJW on him. That's the piece of shit who's in the hospital right now.
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Nice me smart
You're a Rothschild?
Yes, yes I am.

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deLurch wrote:
Really? wrote:Isn't this the core tenet of feminism? Women are strong and independent and can do anything men can do...
but I'm not comfortable subjecting women to the draft, even though it will never happen.
If people are going to be subject to the draft, I am OK with women being on it. There are plenty of jobs that don't require physical strength & endurance in the armed services.
Maybe we should have Operation Get Behind the Women, much like Operation Get Behind the Darkies.

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free thoughtpolice wrote:If any of you assholes laugh at this I'm going to do a Tf00t and quit the skeptic movement. :twisted:
Unrealistic. Only male feminists try to protect women like PETA.

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free thoughtpolice wrote:If any of you assholes laugh at this I'm going to do a Tf00t and quit the skeptic movement. :twisted:
Unrealistic. Only male feminists try to protect women like PETA.

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Ape+lust wrote:Per request -- Peez in a mankini.

You utterly glorious bastard. Here's The Commander right about now:

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Oh, and the Rock am Ring festival is being evacuated for a terror alert...

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deLurch wrote:
Really? wrote:Isn't this the core tenet of feminism? Women are strong and independent and can do anything men can do...
but I'm not comfortable subjecting women to the draft, even though it will never happen.
If people are going to be subject to the draft, I am OK with women being on it. There are plenty of jobs that don't require physical strength & endurance in the armed services.
It hardly seems fair to draft both genders in such a manner that the men get blown up by IEDs and the women type up the reports about it in an air-conditioned room.

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The Republicans can't make the Mexicans legal or they'll lose their base.

The Democrats can't make them legal because without the fear of deportation (or friends and family), their Catholicism will kick in and they'll vote Republican.

Plus, the shredded iceberg lettuce on your Big Mac will become too expensive.

Best to leave well enough alone.

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Really? wrote:It hardly seems fair to draft both genders in such a manner that the men get blown up by IEDs and the women type up the reports about it in an air-conditioned room.
I see no reason to throw someone into the front line unless they are physically capable of dealing with it.

Driving convoys. Nurse. Doctor. Yes, doing paperwork. Mechanic. Any position that doesn't require high levels of physical strength & endurance if they do not posses those qualities.

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That penis looks like it has a problem

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Some people don't understand what a dipstick is for. There has to be a better way to determine how much bleach is left in the bottle.

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If she's like my ex, she'll be prepared to take responsibility, accept she was wrong and move on once we all acknowledge she was right the entire time, apologize for thinking otherwise and change our behavior, in this case, by electing her now or in 2020.

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Mrs Clinton, speaking at a conference in California on Wednesday, said: "I take responsibility for every decision I make - but that's not why I lost."
She said the Democratic party did not help her once she was anointed their White House candidate.
She's a real turd sandwich. This is a toxic attitude for a leader, the Dems need to ditch her at this point.
President Donald Trump reacted to Mrs Clinton's complaint by pouring scorn on his old foe.
"Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate," he tweeted. "Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC."
Only Clinton can make Trump sound somewhat reasonable. It's a gift.

Those two cunts deserved each other. The only losers are American citizens for having had to choose between two pathological narcissists, both completely unable to admit that they might be wrong.

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deLurch wrote:
Really? wrote:It hardly seems fair to draft both genders in such a manner that the men get blown up by IEDs and the women type up the reports about it in an air-conditioned room.
I see no reason to throw someone into the front line unless they are physically capable of dealing with it.

Driving convoys. Nurse. Doctor. Yes, doing paperwork. Mechanic. Any position that doesn't require high levels of physical strength & endurance if they do not posses those qualities.
Then we must conclude that women CAN'T do everything a man can do, backwards and in high heels and society must adapt to this discovery.

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Really? wrote:
deLurch wrote:
Really? wrote:Isn't this the core tenet of feminism? Women are strong and independent and can do anything men can do...
but I'm not comfortable subjecting women to the draft, even though it will never happen.
If people are going to be subject to the draft, I am OK with women being on it. There are plenty of jobs that don't require physical strength & endurance in the armed services.
It hardly seems fair to draft both genders in such a manner that the men get blown up by IEDs and the women type up the reports about it in an air-conditioned room.
I am thinking original Star Trek A Taste of Armageddon. Imagine a war in which computers decide the results of military action and the 'causalities' are then humanely put into disintegration chambers instead of rended limb from limb in actual combat.

We draft men and women. The men serve on the front lines. The women not so much. Fighting ensues. Resolution eventually occurs.

We calculate the percentage of men that were killed in fighting and then humanely put down the same percentage of the female draftees.

Now I know what you are saying. That is not fair or just! I agree.

The women will all have quick and painless deaths, and many of the men would have died in stark terror and unimaginable agony with their bodies mangled beyond all civilized standards. I know. But they are the fairer sex and deserve a merciful end.

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rayshul wrote:That penis looks like it has a problem
Yeah, a gif of Meyers being humiliated means that The Commander will just be firing powder from his photon torpedo launcher by now.

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Oh, and quite frankly, fuck Kathy Griffin.
You can't be the brave extreme comedian and agent provocateur and then cry sexism when there's backlash.

She's also telling people that what's happening to her is unprecedented. Somewhere Dalton Trumbo is laughing.

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53 members of the Evergreen State College Faculty just shoved Bret Weinstein under a bus siding with the protesters, and specifically calling for disciplinary investigation against Weinstein.

reddit com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/6ewz57/evergreen_faculty_release_solidarity_statement/

docs.google com/document/d/1zwPLnekTcjlmwO_0IyS7qF33sa40ufi2zAMEP-MU3IE
[For distribution to the All Staff & Faculty DL, Greener Commons, and the Cooper Point Journal, with the expectation that it is a public document.]

June 2, 2017

As Evergreen faculty members:

We acknowledge that all of us who have power within the institution share responsibility for the racist actions of others. Furthermore, those of us who are white bear a particularly large share of that responsibility.

We acknowledge that we have a great deal of work to do in order to honor and live up to the demands made by student leaders during last week’s protests. (cooperpointjournal com/2017/05/27/complete-list-of-student-demands).

We acknowledge that students of color and others who are underrepresented and underserved have been voicing their demands to us for some time (through the Students of Color Focus Groups of 2014, through their participation in authoring the Strategic Equity Plan from November, in Cooper Point Journal coverage, for example) and we have not yet truly listened and acted.

We acknowledge students’ right to protest, and affirm President Bridges’ recent decision not to use the misguided language of the current Student Conduct Code to punish the protestors.

We vehemently reject the claim that students have been violent simply because they have been loud and emphatic. There is a difference between exercising the right to freely voice an opinion and inciting violence—and that difference has nothing to do with volume or forcefulness. We support the demands made by students and honor the positive institutional change they have already achieved through their protests.

Our most urgent demands (below) center on the safety of those individuals who are currently most at risk. At the same time, we acknowledge that in the weeks and months to come our attention will need to turn to the larger structural issues students have identified.

In solidarity with students, we commit ourselves to:
* Participating actively and self-critically in the annual mandatory trainings specified in the Memorandum of Understanding recently signed by the UFE and management bargaining teams.
* Holding each other accountable when we act in racist ways against our colleagues or our students, according to shared language and understanding developed in the trainings.
* Holding President Bridges accountable to the promises he made at the all-campus forum on May 26, 2017, and to the process of ongoing dialogue with student leaders.
* Actively supporting the Strategic Plan put forward by the Equity and Inclusion Council, including providing substantive support to the Vice President & Vice Provost of Equity and Inclusion tasked with implementing and extending their work.

In solidarity with students, we call for the Evergreen administration to:
* Center student perspectives in a persistent media approach to counter the alt-right narratives that are demonizing Evergreen and Day of Absence specifically.
* Take seriously the threats made to individual community members and use all available institutional resources to protect them.
* Demonstrate accountability by pursuing a disciplinary investigation against Bret Weinstein according to guidelines in the Social Contract and Faculty Handbook. Weinstein has endangered faculty, staff, and students, making them targets of white supremacist backlash by promulgating misinformation in public emails, on national television, in news outlets, and on social media.

We are angry and frustrated and concerned. We also believe, however, that if the College can muster a meaningful collective response to recent events, this can be a powerful lever for growth in student numbers, success, and equity–and for future institutional change. We urge the administration not to lead with fear, or a desire to suppress students’ voices. We urge them to let the energy and clarity of those voices carry us forward.

In solidarity, the undersigned faculty,

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They rattled off a list of heavy metal & dark bands that had done "harm to presidents" in their videos in the past. They were all "male" bands and received no repercussions. But their target audience wasn't a family friendly one. Kathy Griffin's NYE deal and other daytime sitcoms are targeted to a family friendly advertiser friendly crowd.

If Kathy want's to keep this up she needs to start her own heavy metal band, or a similarly suitable audience.

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Really? wrote:It hardly seems fair to draft both genders in such a manner that the men get blown up by IEDs and the women type up the reports about it in an air-conditioned room.
Indeed it is most unfair.

Sexist air conditioning is one of the major problems of modern times.

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Lsuoma wrote:Oh, and the Rock am Ring festival is being evacuated for a terror alert...
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And jihadists masturbated to this photo like the Commander with a photo of a PZ Meyers in a kindergarten classroom with a bucket of dead squid*.

*Squid would still be alive but he had a terrible mixup at the pet store with a bottle of Round Up.

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Guest_440911e7 wrote:53 members of the Evergreen State College Faculty just shoved Bret Weinstein under a bus siding with the protesters, and specifically calling for disciplinary investigation against Weinstein.
*actual tarded Evergreen faculty document trimmed*

Good. Goooooood.

I have input into hiring at my firm. I had already vowed that no one with Evergreen on their resume would get a thumbs up. I feel better with the reduced odds that someone could have possibly come through that institution and not be a regressive waste of carbon and space.

Gods. I used to be a liberal. I am going to be a cranky white wing nut job in my old age at this rate. Thanks SJW! You are winning converts and turning the pages of history!

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And fuck it. I am on a roll Green hands for the win.

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HelpingHand wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:Oh, and the Rock am Ring festival is being evacuated for a terror alert...
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And jihadists masturbated to this photo like the Commander with a photo of a PZ Meyers in a kindergarten classroom with a bucket of dead squid*.

*Squid would still be alive but he had a terrible mixup at the pet store with a bottle of Round Up.
That looks like a smaller version on the Ka'aba in the middle.

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I don't know if Weinstein is even aware that the faculty screwed him. He's currently live on the Joe Rogan podcast.

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And for the record, I ditched work early. The new director of the penetration testing team has zero penetration testing background (as a pen tester or a manager of pen testers), has great technical misconceptions and will not listen to seasoned pen testers.

So first Friday afternoon cocktail was 99 Apples and Bird Dog cinnamon whisky. Number two was Tangle Ridge whisky with some Grand Marnier. Number three was Coca Cola with home infused vanilla Wild Turkey 101.

I will be a liver diseased cranky white wing nut job.

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HelpingHand wrote:And for the record, I ditched work early. The new director of the penetration testing team has zero penetration testing background (as a pen tester or a manager of pen testers), has great technical misconceptions and will not listen to seasoned pen testers.

So first Friday afternoon cocktail was 99 Apples and Bird Dog cinnamon whisky. Number two was Tangle Ridge whisky with some Grand Marnier. Number three was Coca Cola with home infused vanilla Wild Turkey 101.

I will be a liver diseased cranky white wing nut job.
Zero penetration? Sounds like you're talking about my marriage!

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Lsuoma wrote:
HelpingHand wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:Oh, and the Rock am Ring festival is being evacuated for a terror alert...
http://i2.cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/asset ... ge-169.jpg

And jihadists masturbated to this photo like the Commander with a photo of a PZ Meyers in a kindergarten classroom with a bucket of dead squid*.

*Squid would still be alive but he had a terrible mixup at the pet store with a bottle of Round Up.
That looks like a smaller version on the Ka'aba in the middle.
Little known fact: Mohammed first rocked out to 99 Luftballons at Nuerburg, Germany.

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deLurch wrote:They rattled off a list of heavy metal & dark bands that had done "harm to presidents" in their videos in the past. They were all "male" bands and received no repercussions. But their target audience wasn't a family friendly one. Kathy Griffin's NYE deal and other daytime sitcoms are targeted to a family friendly advertiser friendly crowd.

If Kathy want's to keep this up she needs to start her own heavy metal band, or a similarly suitable audience.
And it's been no easy path for metal bands to get where they are today. At plenty of times there has been movements to censor or restrict their free speech - eg the PMRC or the satanic / backward masking scares of the '80's.

I think it's because bands consciously became as offensive as possible - eg ANL or Anal-Cunt - that people in the end gave up.

I'm all for Griffin's right to say whatever she wants - but if she is not going to stand up for her own right to speak what does she expect others to do?

Actually, she seems to be milking this. The audience is already divided - so she can get both fame and notoriety - as long as they are not saying 'meh'.

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free thoughtpolice wrote:
If you overfeed them and/or give them too high a protein, especially in cooler temperatures when they can't swim it off or grow it off the food will stay in their gut and rot. The gas makes them swell and get all floaty and then dead.
Too close to home.

*gently weeps*

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Really? wrote: but I'm not comfortable subjecting women to the draft....
I am.
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MarcusAu wrote: And it's been no easy path for metal bands to get where they are today.
It's a long way to the top if you want to rock & roll.

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HelpingHand wrote:And fuck it. I am on a roll Green hands for the win.
You made the hattrick.

I'm sure someone will give you the clap for that.

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Za-zen wrote:
MacGruberKnows wrote:The internet does not play favorites. Watching the blacks at evergreen has set 'race relations back to the 1950's. The lunatics chimping out for hours at the instructors who were holed up in some room, the black student who could not read at a grade 5 level. Telling the 'dean' to put his hands down at his side while speaking and laughing at the flaccid dick when he did as they instructed. And on and on. Oh, 'we were building cities while you were still in caves' to much laughter and applause. Thx fem-gen-race studies. This is where the pot boiled over. And the kettle said something about being way too black.
The Evergreen cultural attitude is a large part of the problem. They've adopted the utopian model of the flat organizational structure. This hails straight from Marxist twattery, and too much time sitting around campfires getting stoned and singing kumbaya by what developed into the faculty/administration. The evergreen students are literal children, in that their brains are still developmentally immature. the one thing immature brains need over anything else are rules. In order for those rules to serve their main purpose, which is to prevent breaking of themselves they require people in positions of hierarchical authority who action those rules, who the children Respect.
I've just learned that a number of the professor's colleagues at Evergreen College signed a letter condemning him, essentially "othering" him in some sort of cult shunning process.

Read this. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zwP ... obilebasic

All the fucking buzzwords are there. "People of colour", "racist", "demands", "solidarity".

This is very familiar. A professor bravely puts their head above the parapet, is in the right and is protesting an obvious problem, and their fellow colleagues throw them under the fucking bus.

Purge the fucking lot of them!

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Really? wrote:
HelpingHand wrote:And for the record, I ditched work early. The new director of the penetration testing team has zero penetration testing background (as a pen tester or a manager of pen testers), has great technical misconceptions and will not listen to seasoned pen testers.

So first Friday afternoon cocktail was 99 Apples and Bird Dog cinnamon whisky. Number two was Tangle Ridge whisky with some Grand Marnier. Number three was Coca Cola with home infused vanilla Wild Turkey 101.

I will be a liver diseased cranky white wing nut job.
Zero penetration? Sounds like you're talking about my marriage!

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Was doing research for something pithy and BPE worthy when I found this: His headstone reads, "Rodney Dangerfield... There goes the neighborhood.

He wins.

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So, CH20... a busy afternoon refilling the snacks cupboard? :lol:

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