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Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

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Post by Kirbmarc » Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:32 am

Billie from Ockham wrote:
Kirbmarc wrote:But seriously, I like this place and I like the people who post here (even Steersman, although "like" is a big word...I find him interesting). However I've only interacted with you online, so I hope you won't be sorry if I wouldn't call you "friends". "Friendly acquaintances" is enough, like "partners in bitching about the SocJus, politics, society, science, atheism, secularism, religion, and everything else".

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My wife and daughter refer to you (all) as my "e-maginary friends."
Give them a real life "Best Comment Evah" :lol:

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Post by Shatterface » Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:04 am

Kirbmarc wrote:Some people don't really get that watching someone's videos, or interacting with them on social media, doesn't mean being their friends.
You can't really call yourself a friend till you've been through their trash or photoshopped yourself into their wedding photographs.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:17 am

Lsuoma wrote:Ruh-roh! One of my sisters-in-law flew to London to see Adele tonight and tomorrow...
Love Adele, but last time her vocal cords blew, she was out for two years. And she's BPD as hell so this will probably lead to a lengthy depression as well.

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Post by feathers » Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:37 am

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Love Adele, but last time her vocal cords blew, she was out for two years.
Then be more careful next time she gives you a blow job.

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Post by dog puke » Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:19 am

Billie from Ockham wrote:
deLurch wrote:The very last part of the video actually made me laugh.

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Remember folks. Yes, she has some apparent issues. Leave her alone. Don't pick on her or go to her social media sources and laugh. If she is lucky, she will reflect on her boundary crossing activity and grow from it.
If you only listen, you'll swear that it's Mindy Kaling speaking ... one of the most annoying people in the world.
She sounds like another infamous sovereign citizen... :twatson:

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Post by dog puke » Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:21 am

feathers wrote:Good mornings, all you deepfreeze Americans, and congratulations!

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All Hail Trudeau!

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Post by Malky » Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:09 am

Lsuoma wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:Ruh-roh! One of my sisters-in-law flew to London to see Adele tonight and tomorrow...
From Seattle - context is important.
I think she has cancelled this - someone is going to be very disappointed


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Post by gurugeorge » Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:33 am

Kirbmarc wrote:
Billie from Ockham wrote:
My wife and daughter refer to you (all) as my "e-maginary friends."
Give them a real life "Best Comment Evah" :lol:
The funny thing about online interaction is that we tend to hallucinate an entire personality onto the person on the other side of the screen, on the basis of just a few words.

Usually (because we have pretty good folk theories of mind) we're probably not far off the mark, and if we meet the person irl they'll seem like an old friend and you'll mesh instantly (as some of the guys were saying about Vidcon) but I think a lot of internet drama lama occurs because our projection is sometimes quite wrong. The personality we're "filling in" may be quite unlike what the other person's really like.

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Post by CommanderTuvok » Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:39 am

I never realised Ophelia Benson was in a TV series.

:lol:

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Post by Billie from Ockham » Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:48 am

What I find interesting about internet projection is how the mechanisms that humans usually employ won't apply or ... to bring back a topic from earlier ... how they might cause a form of illusion. The top factors for the application of stereotypes are visually-determined sex, race, and age. This is why avatars are so important. I can't help but see Clarence in a certain way, even though I have no idea is that's him in the picture. I also had to fight certain beliefs about Aneris (after sitting there waiting for the tongue-in-cheek action to loop around again). Only if the avatar is patently ridiculous (Lsuoma) or non-human (Matt) or both (Dog Puke) does is have no effect. Vicky's is quite effective on me.

While spoken word-choice and accent are also known to have effects, there is little reason to believe that mere written words have the power to evoke (unconscious) stereotyping. Yes, I have developed relatively detailed "models" of many of you from what you write, I would not say that these are anything like the ideas triggered by heuristics.

If I were a social psychologist ... especially one with an evo psych bent ... I'd probably be studying this stuff. The innate social mechanisms that human (still) have did not evolve in anything like the modern world. The one that I worry about the most is the pro-social guidance provided by negative feedback when you do something crazy. Now-a-days, you can always find some other people on the 'net with the same fucked-up urges as you have, so said urges are more likely to get worse, instead of removed.

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Post by MarcusAu » Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:01 pm

Batten down the hatches.

I think Billy is preparing to doxx everyone.

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Post by Kirbmarc » Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:25 pm

MarcusAu wrote:Batten down the hatches.

I think Billy is preparing to doxx everyone.
I bet Steersman looks and sounds like Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters.

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Post by Tigzy » Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:34 pm

Kirbmarc wrote:
MarcusAu wrote:Batten down the hatches.

I think Billy is preparing to doxx everyone.
I bet Steersman looks and sounds like Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters.
Steers himself has said that he looks a bit like Noel Plum. So I would imagine a version of Noel Plum which fails the Uncanny Valley test.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:35 pm

feathers wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Love Adele, but last time her vocal cords blew, she was out for two years.
Then be more careful next time she gives you a blow job.
I sincerely apologize to Lsuoma's sister-in-law and Adele fans the world over.

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Post by deLurch » Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:44 pm

Billie from Ockham wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Since you obviously like the handling responsiveness equivalent of driving on novocaine, I'd stick with Toyota.
Hey, Matt. Have I mentioned recently how much I love you?
Ahhh... new car in the bag. The sweet sweet novocaine driving experience on the way back.

To explain, I have a bit of a lead foot, and cruise control is the only thing that has put a stop to stack of speeding tickets in my life. Having the car tag the auto in front of me and keep pace is a luxury.

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:57 pm

I am not looking forward to the future of self driving cars. :shock:
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Post by Sunder » Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:44 pm

Hemant has another post up on FGM where he trots out the same old stupid line about "they'd never do something like this to men."

It just makes you want to slap his dumb ass.

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Post by screwtape » Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:57 pm

deLurch wrote:
Billie from Ockham wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:Since you obviously like the handling responsiveness equivalent of driving on novocaine, I'd stick with Toyota.
Hey, Matt. Have I mentioned recently how much I love you?
Ahhh... new car in the bag. The sweet sweet novocaine driving experience on the way back.

To explain, I have a bit of a lead foot, and cruise control is the only thing that has put a stop to stack of speeding tickets in my life. Having the car tag the auto in front of me and keep pace is a luxury.
Old car (taken on film and developed at home, 'cause it's better that way!):
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I bought this vehicle in 1991, and used it in the summers and stored it in the heated basement of my office during the winters. In 2001 my business partner, whom I had taken in as a Vietnam era refugee from the US and who had also fucked up his residency as an alcoholic (I became his monitor after some training), after 14 years of free rent, mandated urine tests and promises that he would buy his half of the practice, declared the practice was too busy for him and moved to the nearest conurbation for an easier life, so I took on his workload in addition to my own - not because I was a saint, but because there was no choice as the only doctor in town. The Miata sat there for the last 15 years as I was too busy to spare a weekend to get it out.
Oddly, I have a new lease in life from a terminal diagnosis, so the car has been extricated so the building might be sold, and after an expensive stay in the local garage it runs well. The next question is supercharger or turbocharger? - along with new fuel pump, new fuel injectors, new air fuel mixture meter and new ECU. If I do any of those those, I'll also need some new coil-overs. Either way, it's neat to have a vehicle with no ABS, no traction control, no airbags and only 31,000km on the clock after 26 years. It rocks!
Obviously, the ultimate reward of such upgrades would be to run over my ex-partner—look out, Steve, I'm coming for you!

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Post by Billie from Ockham » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:05 pm

screwtape wrote:I bought this vehicle in 1991... {snip}
See? This is what we were talking about earlier. I had assumed that screwtape was a guy. But this post ... about owning a Miata ... shows how wrong I was.

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Post by deLurch » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:20 pm

Billie from Ockham wrote:
screwtape wrote:I bought this vehicle in 1991... {snip}
See? This is what we were talking about earlier. I had assumed that screwtape was a guy. But this post ... about owning a Miata ... shows how wrong I was.
Screwtape just doxed herself.

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Post by screwtape » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:24 pm

Billie from Ockham wrote:
screwtape wrote:I bought this vehicle in 1991... {snip}
See? This is what we were talking about earlier. I had assumed that screwtape was a guy. But this post ... about owning a Miata ... shows how wrong I was.
Delightful stereotypes! Fuck you and your hairdresser!

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Post by Shatterface » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:33 pm

free thoughtpolice wrote:I am not looking forward to the future of self driving cars. :shock:
People who don't love self-driving cars are shitters.

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Post by Billie from Ockham » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:35 pm

How did you know that my hairdresser, Bruce, also drives a Miata? This is getting almost creepy.

(Is this when I admit that I previously owned a "chick" car? Nah.)

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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:36 pm

deLurch wrote: Screwtape just doxed herself.

http://www.taknaz.ir/upload/65/0.189016 ... naz_ir.jpg
FTFY.

(women drivers, right?)


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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:42 pm

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:Did somebody say "Miata"?

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That horrible image justifies the following mind-bleach...

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Post by katamari Damassi » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:57 pm

deLurch wrote:
Billie from Ockham wrote:
screwtape wrote:I bought this vehicle in 1991... {snip}
See? This is what we were talking about earlier. I had assumed that screwtape was a guy. But this post ... about owning a Miata ... shows how wrong I was.
Screwtape just doxed herself.

https://imgoat.com/uploads/3e75ff09dd/27729.jpg
That Miata looks like it's been fixed with duct tape.

And the person as well.

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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jul 01, 2017 2:59 pm

katamari Damassi wrote: That Miata looks like it's been fixed with duct tape.

And the person as well.
Funnily enough, "duct tape" instantly springs to mind when I look at her. For other reasons... :evil:

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:04 pm

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denie ... ny-on-mars
Just gonna drop that turd right there.

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Post by Lsuoma » Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:05 pm

katamari Damassi wrote:
deLurch wrote:[quote="Billie from Ockham"
See? This is what we were talking about earlier. I had assumed that screwtape was a guy. But this post ... about owning a Miata ... shows how wrong I was.
Screwtape just doxed herself.

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That Miata looks like it's been fixed with duct tape.

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Please. It's called Alabama Chrome.

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Post by Shatterface » Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:27 pm

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denie ... ny-on-mars
Just gonna drop that turd right there.
NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
But they would say that, wouldn't they?

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Post by Sunder » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:01 pm

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denie ... ny-on-mars
Just gonna drop that turd right there.
Conspiracy theories are always jolly fun. I wonder how a debate between people who believe in child slaves on Mars and people who think we've never even been to space would go.

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Post by Billie from Ockham » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:04 pm

There's the infamous drifting video ... https://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/woman-fa ... .xjYN09pzM ... but this is my favorite, because I've had a very similar experience:

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:08 pm

I know this is low hanging fruit but " you are saying you forgot to put your bra on during a car rally?". :P

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Post by Billie from Ockham » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:11 pm

Bhurzum wrote:
deLurch wrote: Screwtape just doxed herself.

http://www.taknaz.ir/upload/65/0.189016 ... naz_ir.jpg
FTFY.

(women drivers, right?)
The car in the picture is wrong-wheel drive, so it isn't a Miata. Looks like a Paseo or something like it.

To be honest (for a change) and make amends with screwtape, the most fun that I've ever had doing an autocross event (which is dodging cones in a parking lot ... not real racing) was in a Flyin' (supercharged) Miata. I think that I've already admitted that the second-most fun was in a Cooper-S (a la Becky Booze).

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:16 pm

It seems that Convergence (Meyers's new favorite conference now that A/S places won't book him) has the same attitude towards copyright as Surly Amy. This is a couple of their mascots.

Thieving cunts.

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Post by deLurch » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:16 pm

Sunder wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denie ... ny-on-mars
Just gonna drop that turd right there.
Conspiracy theories are always jolly fun. I wonder how a debate between people who believe in child slaves on Mars and people who think we've never even been to space would go.
Don't tell the PizzaGate crowd. Despite their motivation to prove their insanity, they will do nothing to contribute to reaching mars.


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Post by Billie from Ockham » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:29 pm

free thoughtpolice wrote:I know this is low hanging fruit but " you are saying you forgot to put your bra on during a car rally?". :P
I can honestly say that I have never worn a bra to a rally.

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Post by Billie from Ockham » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:32 pm

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:It seems that Convergence (Meyers's new favorite conference now that A/S places won't book him) has the same attitude towards copyright as Surly Amy. This is a couple of their mascots.

Thieving cunts.

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Disney now controls all aspects of Star Wars (including, to my annoyance, the game of X-Wing). And you don't fuck with a Disney copyright.

They are one email or phone call from getting their anus torn.

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Post by Sunder » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:34 pm

I like how they've given their R2 ripoff eyes in the shape of problem glasses.

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Post by Barbie's Boyfriend » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:39 pm

Sunder wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denie ... ny-on-mars
Just gonna drop that turd right there.
Conspiracy theories are always jolly fun. I wonder how a debate between people who believe in child slaves on Mars and people who think we've never even been to space would go.
America faked the moon landing to distract from the child slave trade on Mars ???

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Post by Barbie's Boyfriend » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:41 pm

But is Dr Carrier PHD able to use a manual stick shift while simultaneously receiving a blow job from Ms Benson ???

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Post by Shatterface » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:50 pm

If there are no slave kids on Mars who dredges the canals?

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Post by Billie from Ockham » Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:10 pm

Shatterface wrote:If there are no slave kids on Mars who dredges the canals?
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Post by Bhurzum » Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:35 pm

For the longest time, I've had this itching feeling that I've seen Cobweb Cunt somewhere before. When I spotted the above 'shoop, it hit me - this portrait of Bosch could be an Oafie-selfie!

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Garden of Earthly delights indeed...

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:43 pm

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denie ... ny-on-mars
Just gonna drop that turd right there.
Ha -- it's on Venus, suckahs!

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sat Jul 01, 2017 5:53 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denie ... ny-on-mars
Just gonna drop that turd right there.
Ha -- it's on Venus, suckahs!
According to the Clinton/Podesta pizzagate they had the "hotdogs" (little boys) on Mars and the "Chicken pizza" ( little girls) on Venus.
I'm pretty sure there is Oprah approved pop psychology that may support that theory. :ugeek:

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Post by ERV » Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:14 pm

I know com is MIA, but GLOW is good.

Usual disclaimer about me really liking shitty TV/movies.

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Post by Lsuoma » Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:55 pm

Billie from Ockham wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
deLurch wrote: Screwtape just doxed herself.

[bimg]http://www.taknaz.ir/upload/65/0.189016 ... naz_ir.jpg[/img]
FTFY.

(women drivers, right?)
The car in the picture is wrong-wheel drive, so it isn't a Miata. Looks like a Paseo or something like it.

To be honest (for a change) and make amends with screwtape, the most fun that I've ever had doing an autocross event (which is dodging cones in a parking lot ... not real racing) was in a Flyin' (supercharged) Miata. I think that I've already admitted that the second-most fun was in a Cooper-S (a la Becky Booze).
Miata's are FUN. I worked for a startup in 1989/1990, based in San Diego, and for high- rated employees in 1990 they used to give you a rental Miata (instead of a Sentra). There is nothing I know as cool as driving around Torrey Pines and La Jolla in a Miata on a late afternoon with the top down. And because it was San Diego, you never needed to put the top up unless you were parked close to a sprinkler. Keep that thing revving around 4000-4750 RPM and it was the mutt's nuts. After I moved back to the UK in late 1990 I got on the waiting list, and had #22 imported into the UK. It was a Satsuma XR4 Fanny Magnet...

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Post by gurugeorge » Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:33 pm

All this tittage reminds me of an interesting Lindybeige vid asking why women have breasts (it's a bit long but he goes through lots of possible explanations):-

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:11 pm

Billie from Ockham wrote:
ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:It seems that Convergence (Meyers's new favorite conference now that A/S places won't book him) has the same attitude towards copyright as Surly Amy. This is a couple of their mascots.

Thieving cunts.

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Disney now controls all aspects of Star Wars (including, to my annoyance, the game of X-Wing). And you don't fuck with a Disney copyright.

They are one email or phone call from getting their anus torn.
The slogan is "To Infinity and Beyond", also Disney IP.

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Post by Easy J » Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:21 pm

Lsuoma wrote:... It was a Satsuma XR4 Fanny Magnet...
This Limeyism again...so were the Stones alluding to some Arkansas stuff in Jivin Sister Fanny?

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Given their penchant for cultural appropriation, I'm not surprised.

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Post by Easy J » Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:21 pm

Lsuoma wrote:... It was a Satsuma XR4 Fanny Magnet...
This Limeyism again...so were the Stones alluding to some Arkansas stuff in Jivin Sister Fanny?

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Given their penchant for cultural appropriation, I'm not surprised.

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Post by Easy J » Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:24 pm

^^Apologies for the stuttering mouse.

On the subject of cultural appropriation, I believe Mazda did a bit of that, channeling the British roadster with the Miata. Went over spectacularly well, too.

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Post by MacGruberKnows » Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:56 pm

dog puke wrote:
feathers wrote:Good mornings, all you deepfreeze Americans, and congratulations!

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All Hail Trudeau!

Diversity is our strength. :twatson:
Was not holding a hockey stick or a Timmies double double.

So bad Canadian beaver.

On the other hand, was not eating a BeaverTail

Now the basic BeaverTail isn't bad:

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But after that it gets crazy bad:

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So on this Canada Day, keep it simple. Don't go crazy bad.

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Post by Kirbmarc » Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:23 pm

Sunder wrote:
CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denie ... ny-on-mars
Just gonna drop that turd right there.
Conspiracy theories are always jolly fun. I wonder how a debate between people who believe in child slaves on Mars and people who think we've never even been to space would go.
I'm pretty sure some people believe in both conspiracy theories at the same time.

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