It was the porn fairies granting young boys' wishes.VickyCaramel wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:14 pmWhat was all that about anyway?
My guess was always that men bought them on the way to work, then dumped them before they went home to the missus?
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That's one of your worst shoops, Ape.Ape+lust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:17 pm:lol:
She went to the Land of No Combs again.
https://imgur.com/smCqTJJ.jpg
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Until Lsuoma gets the [AROMA] tags working, Rebecca shoops will always be anemic.KiwiInOz wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:15 pmThat's one of your worst shoops, Ape.Ape+lust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:17 pm:lol:
She went to the Land of No Combs again.
https://imgur.com/smCqTJJ.jpg
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Speaking of "horse-sense" and double-barreled straight-shooting, a Christmas gift suggestion for Matt'sMarcusAu wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:59 amI should say neigh to your multiple posts - but it could come out as a double-negative.Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:18 amI gender identify as Two-Post.Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:14 amOh shit! Matt is double posting again!
RUN AWAY!!!
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A bit like this old joke, but with the other side calling the police afterwards:Pagancat wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:43 amhttps://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... th-the-man
"I also used him for a job reference, and have his glowing praise for my work on my LinkedIn profile."
An elderly gentleman came home one night to find a homeless girl of about eighteen ransacking the place.
He grabbed her by the arm and was just about to call the police when the girl dropped down on her knees and pleaded, "Please don't call the police, mister, oh please!! If you don't, I'll let you make love to me and do whatever you want with my body!"
The old man thought for a moment and decided to give in. Soon they were naked and in bed together.
The old man tried and tried harder, but finally, he rolls over, exhausted, and embarrassed. "I'm sorry, young lady...but it's no use," he gasped... "I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police after all."
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:) Though expect she would probably charge him with rape, but that might be reduced to an assault with a dead weapon ... :rimshot:windy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:31 pmA bit like this old joke, but with the other side calling the police afterwards:Pagancat wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:43 amhttps://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... th-the-man
"I also used him for a job reference, and have his glowing praise for my work on my LinkedIn profile."
An elderly gentleman came home one night to find a homeless girl of about eighteen ransacking the place.
He grabbed her by the arm and was just about to call the police when the girl dropped down on her knees and pleaded, "Please don't call the police, mister, oh please!! If you don't, I'll let you make love to me and do whatever you want with my body!"
The old man thought for a moment and decided to give in. Soon they were naked and in bed together.
The old man tried and tried harder, but finally, he rolls over, exhausted, and embarrassed. "I'm sorry, young lady...but it's no use," he gasped... "I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the police after all."
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But good poopoo.ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:53 pmBad juju.free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:33 amIf you do a doo-doo in the wudu station would that be haram?
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Flopsweat, stale booze, and a 2-day-old application of anti-deodorant stick I would guess.Ape+lust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:22 pmUntil Lsuoma gets the [AROMA] tags working, Rebecca shoops will always be anemic.KiwiInOz wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:15 pmThat's one of your worst shoops, Ape.Ape+lust wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:17 pm:lol:
She went to the Land of No Combs again.
https://imgur.com/smCqTJJ.jpg
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Ah, the old Glasgow Shower...ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:03 pm2-day-old application of anti-deodorant stick I would guess.
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Who knew you do poo poo in the wudu loo?Lsuoma wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:55 pmBut good poopoo.ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:53 pmBad juju.free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:33 amIf you do a doo-doo in the wudu station would that be haram?
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test
bummer, I like spoiler tags :(
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Troll Trump strikes again.... calling Warren "Pocahontas" at a native American event. I shouldn't laugh at this... I guess.... but I can't help myself. :lol:
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white- ... ns-n824266
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white- ... ns-n824266
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Laurier President discusses university's century-old commitment to freedom of expression
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[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtH_HHZ ... e=youtu.be[/media]
I can't figure this out
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[media]https://youtu.be/XtH_HHZ0XTQ[/media]
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I can't figure this out
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Something is odd here. I was able to post a video yesterday by just pasting the address. That isn't working now. Also, in the above post I entered it with the [youtube] tags around it, but they mysteriously are missing in the preview and the post. :think:
Is the pit possessed by a demon now?
Is the pit possessed by a demon now?
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Ouch, Newsweek!
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Watching a clash between some SJWs and alt-righties today and the clumsiness of the latter made me momentarily sympathetic to the former.
I think my major gripe with both is the large proportion of people who want to be culture warriors to the exclusion of all else. Winning hearts and minds is near the bottom of the list. The kekistani crowd is basically undoing a lot of the work better anti-SJW voices have been doing while at the same time claiming credit for them.
I think the thing that's quickly becoming my number one most hated thing in the world is bad strategy for the sake of social signalling.
I think my major gripe with both is the large proportion of people who want to be culture warriors to the exclusion of all else. Winning hearts and minds is near the bottom of the list. The kekistani crowd is basically undoing a lot of the work better anti-SJW voices have been doing while at the same time claiming credit for them.
I think the thing that's quickly becoming my number one most hated thing in the world is bad strategy for the sake of social signalling.
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That creepy James O'Keefe fucker has fed a false story to The Washington Post to try get them to publish the claim that Roy Moore impregnated a 15 year old, and presumably then having to withdraw it.
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017 ... -post.html
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017 ... -post.html
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I think that in many cases lots of people are into social trends to reap benefits for themselves. Social signalling gets you clicks, popularity and everything that comes from it. Trying to make things work is much harder, less rewarding and less entertaining.
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Fuck. I fucking fucked the fucker. Will try to fucking fix it.
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Hey FT - this is why you get the big bucks around here.
:lol:
Thx
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Thx
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Don't know if this is of use- just tried to log out and got:
[phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/phpbb/di/container_builder.php on line 146: require(./cache/production/autoload_4335734bbdd20f586549a504dff5f80c.php): failed to open stream: No such file or directory
Fatal error: require(): Failed opening required './cache/production/autoload_4335734bbdd20f586549a504dff5f80c.php' (include_path='.:/usr/local/lib/php:/usr/local/php5/lib/pear') in /home/lusoman/slymepit.com/phpbb/phpbb/di/container_builder.php on line 146
... and can't see any embedded tweets. Mind you, the browser is IE8 so I'm very grateful anything works.
Thanks for keeping the pyt alive.
Aaargh! hit preview and...
Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 94371840 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 72 bytes) in /home/lusoman/slymepit.com/phpbb/vendor/s9e/text-formatter/src/Configurator.php on line 3192
Will try submitting without preview...
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Well that worked.
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You are supposed to withdraw it before impregnation occurs. Even then it's not a reliable method.free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:45 pmThat creepy James O'Keefe fucker has fed a false story to The Washington Post to try get them to publish the claim that Roy Moore impregnated a 15 year old, and presumably then having to withdraw it.
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017 ... -post.html
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Oh, so the guy is creepy just because he tried doing an expose in which he lured a hot young journalist on a boat stocked with zipties and duct tape? How is that creepy? He was just trying to expose the media.free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 4:45 pmThat creepy James O'Keefe fucker has fed a false story to The Washington Post to try get them to publish the claim that Roy Moore impregnated a 15 year old, and presumably then having to withdraw it.
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017 ... -post.html
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsIrDoJK1NE
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OK, so the YT is still wanked (but the rightmost button will allow an embed), but simply dropping the Vimeo URL worked.
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And now the d&d youtube shit works.
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Feel free to tell me that the 'day of the rope, when', and 'helicopter rides' are still a bad idea?
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Sorry for shitting this place up with Twatson vids...
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Ooh, shiny!!!
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I get mail:
Andrew, would you do me a favor and ask at the pit if anonymous guest replies are allowed or are broken? I don't think I've seen any since the pit moved to a new server. When I try to post without being logged in, I get an error.
Thanks -- some rando
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I re-enabled guest posting this morning, or so I thought. Sending me the error would be helpful.
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PZ MYERS - FUCK OFF.
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This is Old_ones testing the guest functionality. If you can see this, guest posting works.
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That's a big 10-4, good buddy!Guest_5544b082 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:48 pmThis is Old_ones testing the guest functionality. If you can see this, guest posting works.