In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

[Lsuoma]

[Matt Cavanaugh]

Chick on train hears someone confessing to cheating on his girlfriend, tweets it, tweet goes viral:

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-dorset-42220662

A student has caused a nationwide hunt for a "love rat" after overhearing a conversation on a train.

Bournemouth University student Emily Shepherd tweeted: "If anyone has a boyfriend called Ben .... he's just told his friends he's cheating on you."

The post has been retweeted more than 26,000 times after she sent it from the Bournemouth to Manchester train on Friday.

Ms Shepherd said the response had been "crazy".

She's put herself in a world of hurt here.

At least Ben didn't make a dongle joke.

[shoutinghorse]

That look when you get pished, gatecrash a couple of Z-List celebs and act like a 14 year old spaz.

[VickyCaramel]

I think it would have been better just to have a dislike button.... especially with all this opera.

Misogyny!!!! Why do you hate women?

Speaking of misogyny, as people are sharing music.... has anyone else ever noticed a slight misogynistic feel to the Rolling Stones Aftermath album?
I think either Jagger decided to play up to the bad boy image or feminists really got on his nerves!

[Shatterface]

BTW, Pitters who don't like the floating quick reply box can disable it by going to their control panel, selecting Board Preference > Edit display options and setting "Allow to fix quick reply form when it is empty:" to no.

Thanks for that and for shrinking the BPE icon too.

[John D]

I think it would have been better just to have a dislike button.... especially with all this opera.

Misogyny!!!! Why do you hate women?

Speaking of misogyny, as people are sharing music.... has anyone else ever noticed a slight misogynistic feel to the Rolling Stones Aftermath album?
I think either Jagger decided to play up to the bad boy image or feminists really got on his nerves!

Jagger is not as misogynistic or culturally appropriating as this little uke playing Jewish kid.

[AndrewV69]

BTW, Pitters who don't like the floating quick reply box can disable it by going to their control panel, selecting Board Preference > Edit display options and setting "Allow to fix quick reply form when it is empty:" to no.

All praise the FT.

[MarcusAu]

Flag count is currently at 18 British and 17 American.

Come on you bloody Yanks - you can do better than that.

[Brive1987]

While we are posting shitty music, this was played at my daughter's school Christmas carol service.

It was not improved by playing on two large screens. Not even when the puppies (almost) broke free.

Peak hipster. Never even feared this existed.

[katamari Damassi]

So what do you suppose Billy Joe threw off the bridge the day before his suicide?

[Brive1987]

FT. We need a ratio of likes to liked so we can determine relative Pit pathetic neediness (ppn).

[free thoughtpolice]

Stupidest fad ever:

[Oglebart]

[shoutinghorse]

Flag count is currently at 18 British and 17 American.

Come on you bloody Yanks - you can do better than that.

And with 13 us Kek's are catching up fast :character-kermit: ... While I'm here and without wishing to appear a bit 'fick' but what's going on with the two different hearts on the left, I no comprendi :shifty:

[Oglebart]

While we are posting shitty music, this was played at my daughter's school Christmas carol service.

It was not improved by playing on two large screens. Not even when the puppies (almost) broke free.

Peak hipster. Never even feared this existed.

Fuck. that's wrong on so many levels, nice to Freddie Mercury lives on though.

I edited the vid out of the quote, once is quite enough.

[Ape+lust]

That look when you get pished, gatecrash a couple of Z-List celebs and act like a 14 year old spaz.

_https://twitter.com/rebeccawatson/status/937746284466683904

https://imgur.com/jdxW8SL.jpg

[John D]

I have no defense of the Pentatonix Christmas shit.... it is truly shit. They used to be really good.... but they are looking to make some money (finally). I saw them live in Ann Arbor a few years ago and they were fantastic. Of course, it helps if you like "glee" type music.

This video is live in some dood's basement.

It also helps that I am in love with Kirstin.

maldonado-kirstin-image.jpg

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[jet_lagg]

Flag count is currently at 18 British and 17 American.

Come on you bloody Yanks - you can do better than that.

And with 13 us Kek's are catching up fast :character-kermit: ... While I'm here and without wishing to appear a bit 'fick' but what's going on with the two different hearts on the left, I no comprendi :shifty:

20 bucks says at least half of those are American expats. Populate a country with the descendants of the Scotch-Irish and it's no surprise they'll find shitposting more appealing than most.

[shoutinghorse]

i have a feeling you're going to get a hell of a lot of likes Mr. Lust ... :lol:

[Lsuoma]

Flag count is currently at 18 British and 17 American.

Come on you bloody Yanks - you can do better than that.

Solid - likes you have received. Hollow - likes you have given.

And with 13 us Kek's are catching up fast :character-kermit: ... While I'm here and without wishing to appear a bit 'fick' but what's going on with the two different hearts on the left, I no comprendi :shifty:

[Lsuoma]

Wank. Fucked the quote.

[Brive1987]

Following on from the guest alert re the Orbit and a couple of tweets that were spat out as a consequence ....

And Lo! Like a Christmas miracle SZvan rises from her deathbed to make more promises. Is this the most pathetic effort ever to crawl away from a promise? What a fucking laundry list of excuses to squirm and wriggle away from the fire.

"Long overdue"

http://i.imgur.com/nM3eqld.jpg

[Brive1987]

Hmmmm. So website addresses now resolve to hyperlinked thumbnails ...

[Lsuoma]

For Brive1987, posted without comment.

[Brive1987]

Just a tech note. This page is fine - but when I tried to log into the prev. one using iPad needing a SW update - no go. Constant reloads and error. :think:

[jet_lagg]

I swear to you this is a real police account and not the satire one Elfwick made to troll

https://i.imgur.com/t1euYJD.jpg

[Brive1987]

And the cucks line up for their ball gags.

[Brive1987]

And the cucks line up for their ball gags.

[Ape+lust]

i have a feeling you're going to get a hell of a lot of likes Mr. Lust ... :lol:

Did you see she's doing her second standup tomorrow?

I wish someone could get footage. That would probably be a mortal blow to her ego.

[MarcusAu]

For all you Twitterites out there...and in honour of Brive's double posting...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wLTMOzCZZA

[Brive1987]

For all you Twitterites out there...and in honour of Brive's double posting...

[BBvideo=560,315]ht..tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wLTMOzCZZA[/BBvideo]

Feels like I am in Apollo 13 at the moment. Out of control, things breaking around me and so many buttons to push ......

:burn:

[MarcusAu]

And you can't love your own posts (in public, anyway. You and your hand can do what you want in private.)

But then...

http://scene7.targetimg1.com/is/image/T ... 80&hei=480

[Ape+lust]

Following on from the guest alert re the Orbit and a couple of tweets that were spat out as a consequence ....

And Lo! Like a Christmas miracle SZvan rises from her deathbed to make more promises. Is this the most pathetic effort ever to crawl away from a promise? What a fucking laundry list of excuses to squirm and wriggle away from the fire.

"Long overdue"

http://i.imgur.com/nM3eqld.jpg

Huh. Last month, she was about to take over the world.

Is she bipolor? /facetious

https://imgur.com/lbFDDv7.png

[Ape+lust]

/illiterate

[shoutinghorse]

i have a feeling you're going to get a hell of a lot of likes Mr. Lust ... :lol:

Did you see she's doing her second standup tomorrow?

I wish someone could get footage. That would probably be a mortal blow to her ego.

Yeah I noticed that, her hubris won't allow her not to have it filmed, I fully expect it to be as funny as haemorrhoids full of anti-men snark ("that's right we're talkin' felt vaginas here guys .. Har Har Har") played out to fake polite sniggers punctuated by long embarrassing pauses .... Can't wait :D

[ConcentratedH2O, OM]

Following on from the guest alert re the Orbit and a couple of tweets that were spat out as a consequence ....

And Lo! Like a Christmas miracle SZvan rises from her deathbed to make more promises. Is this the most pathetic effort ever to crawl away from a promise? What a fucking laundry list of excuses to squirm and wriggle away from the fire.

"Long overdue"

http://i.imgur.com/nM3eqld.jpg

But she was able to drag her sweaty gunt to the Skepchick conference last month. :think:

[Matt Cavanaugh]

The Orbit is essentially the illustrated edition of the DSM.

[CommanderTuvok]

Lol. InSvanity admits she has had physical health problems.

Who would have thought that, eh?

[Lsuoma]

Following on from the guest alert re the Orbit and a couple of tweets that were spat out as a consequence ....

And Lo! Like a Christmas miracle SZvan rises from her deathbed to make more promises. Is this the most pathetic effort ever to crawl away from a promise? What a fucking laundry list of excuses to squirm and wriggle away from the fire.

"Long overdue"

[BIMG]http://i.imgur.com/nM3eqld.jpg[/BIMG]

But she was able to drag her sweaty gunt to the Skepchick conference last month. :think:

Fucking cockshroom - you implanted the thought of her sweaty gunt in my mind.

[VickyCaramel]

I swear to you this is a real police account and not the satire one Elfwick made to troll

https://i.imgur.com/t1euYJD.jpg

Irish.
They are allowed to carry guns too. Doesn't bear thinking about does it?

[Steersman]

Paging steersman: What the fuck is "Mars stroke H" and do I produce ovas or sperm?

Haven't a clue - don't think most transactivists have one either, on that topic or any other related one.

But I might suggest you find out before signing on to sail under that flag; you might wind up in "uncharted" waters, so to speak ...

[Steersman]

I think it would have been better just to have a dislike button.... especially with all this opera.

Yea. We get enough of that from SJWs ...

[some guy]

Hmmmm. So website addresses now resolve to hyperlinked thumbnails ...

I was able to just get a bare link without the thumbnail by putting [.url] ...[./url] (without the dots) bracketing the link.

(took me a while the figure that out, tho)

[ConcentratedH2O, OM]

Following on from the guest alert re the Orbit and a couple of tweets that were spat out as a consequence ....

And Lo! Like a Christmas miracle SZvan rises from her deathbed to make more promises. Is this the most pathetic effort ever to crawl away from a promise? What a fucking laundry list of excuses to squirm and wriggle away from the fire.

"Long overdue"

[BIMG]http://i.imgur.com/nM3eqld.jpg[/BIMG]

But she was able to drag her sweaty gunt to the Skepchick conference last month. :think:

Fucking cockshroom - you implanted the thought of her sweaty gunt in my mind.

I reckon "greasy" is the word. If there's ever a power cut and Steph is around, just pull a length of sting though her gut fold and you've got a decent candle.

[ConcentratedH2O, OM]

*string

[Lsuoma]

Breaking news - SCOTUS upholds travel ban on the original six countries 7-2. Only RBG and Sotomayor dissent.

[Really?]

So Zvan says that they've already paid the attorney more than was earned by the Orbit fundraiser and the gofundme. (10K plus 25K.) I don't know if that includes whatever Skepticon raised.

That's at least 35K of "reduced price" legal work. Isn't that more than Radford spent? (Or at least borrowed?)

I swear, these people live to apologize and to make others apologize. I had forgotten that Surly Amy had been convicted of ableist language and was therefore unpersoned.

Highlights from the boring Teen Skepchick account:

Some of you might have been following a huge goddamned blowup that happened recently on the Skepchick main site. For those of you who haven’t seen it, I’m going to give a timeline of the events and what actually happened for you to follow along with.
It started with the DDoS Valentine Amy and Elyse made for the DDoSers. After it was published, a friend of mine called out Amy and the rest of the Skepchicks for the ableism contained within

“stupid” & “I’m surprised you remember to breathe”.

Amy Davis Roth ‏@SurlyAmy
@UVGKassi I apoligize, I just looked and the word idiot is there. Again, I didnt write the words so I must have forgotten.
Amy Davis Roth ‏@SurlyAmy
@UVGKassi SO I have heard you and will try to do better. If you want to throw away my art that is your choice.
ischemgeek ‏@ischemgeek
@SurlyAmy Stupid, IME, is polite-company “r*****d.” I say as a person who has been called both.
Amy Davis Roth ‏@SurlyAmy
@ischemgeek Thanks for further clarification. I’d list all the names I get called everyday but twitter is only 140 characters.

I wrote a sincere article. I didn’t mock anyone. “A person who is triggered by words like “stupid” and “idiot” must quite seriously live a horrific life dominated by fear and pain, and I sincerely hope they get therapeutic help.” Nope, not mocking anyone. You’re insisting on being offended.
How many times during Elevatorgate did people tell Rebecca she was insisting on being offended?
We tried to point out that she was attacking a Straw Man. “was going by what people were complaining about in the previous thread and on Twitter, and “stupid” appeared to be getting the bulk of the hatred.” Again, you can read the twitter. You really can. It’s right up there.
And meanwhile, in the comments, the responses to… me defending my friends who were being once again shat on by feminism? Were becoming more and more disingenuous.
“Did you really just compare Spokesgay to a baby? How is that less offensive than using the word “stupid”?”

http://archive.is/mJ4kc

[Really?]

I swear to you this is a real police account and not the satire one Elfwick made to troll

https://i.imgur.com/t1euYJD.jpg

Irish.
They are allowed to carry guns too. Doesn't bear thinking about does it?

Am I missing something? Is the tradition in Europe to fuck under the mistletoe? We just kiss in the States.

[Lsuoma]

If you're in Yurop, how come you're sporting a Djibouti flag??

[Steersman]

I get up this morning and put the telly on to day five of the British media's obsession with Trump's Britain First retweets. :sci-fi-beamup:

Yeah. ICMYI:



And:

[Really?]

If you're in Yurop, how come you're sporting a Djibouti flag??

I'm trans-booty.

[some guy]

Following on from the guest alert re the Orbit and a couple of tweets that were spat out as a consequence ....

And Lo! Like a Christmas miracle SZvan rises from her deathbed to make more promises. Is this the most pathetic effort ever to crawl away from a promise? What a fucking laundry list of excuses to squirm and wriggle away from the fire.

"Long overdue"

http://i.imgur.com/nM3eqld.jpg

So this means they will actually have to produce that ""ebook compilation of some of the best writing The Orbit's authors have to offer" that they promised to folks if they make their $10K stretch goal. That should be an interesting read.

There is so much quality content produced over there that I bet it well be hard to cull it down. Why, I think the whole network of 22 bloggers produced 7 posts just in the month of November alone!

[free thoughtpolice]

Grimalkin :animals-dogrun: is a nym I haven't heard lately. I wonder if xhe has left SJW land or just can't even.

[fuzzy]

So it's Dick Dastardly's fault the Orbit fundraiser's goodies are delayed.

https://i.imgur.com/Ihg0Tjf.png

[some guy]

Following on from the guest alert re the Orbit and a couple of tweets that were spat out as a consequence ....

And Lo! Like a Christmas miracle SZvan rises from her deathbed to make more promises. Is this the most pathetic effort ever to crawl away from a promise? What a fucking laundry list of excuses to squirm and wriggle away from the fire.

"Long overdue"

[.IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nM3eqld.jpg[/IMG]

So this means they will actually have to produce that ""ebook compilation of some of the best writing The Orbit's authors have to offer" that they promised to folks if they make their $10K stretch goal. That should be an interesting read.

There is so much quality content produced over there that I bet it well be hard to cull it down. Why, I think the whole network of 22 bloggers produced 7 posts just in the month of November alone!

So while I'm in wondering mood, did they ever hold that "online conference" that they promised their backers that they would put on if they made their $8K stretch goal?

You know, this one:

When we reach our first stretch goal, we'll put on an online conference dedicated to the topics we cover. We know you can't always come see us when we talk, so we'll bring the talks and panels to you.

[Ape+lust]

So it's Dick Dastardly's fault the Orbit fundraiser's goodies are delayed.

https://i.imgur.com/Ihg0Tjf.png

:clap: :lol:

I still don't get how that couch-surfing dickbag has the wherewithal to bring pain to a whole squadron of professional e-begging grifters. Apparently, he knows how to punch above his weight, which is not at all what I expected.

[Matt Cavanaugh]

Am I missing something? Is the tradition in Europe to fuck under the mistletoe? We just kiss in the States.

If it is, I'm spending my holidays there from now on.

[Jan Steen]

And you can't love your own posts (in public, anyway. You and your hand can do what you want in private.)

So we can forget that Dr. Richard Carrier PhD will ever post here.

[free thoughtpolice]

Freethoughtpolice??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kjY9sKdHlY

Definitely not me. If you watch the video there's no beer in that tank. :rimshot:

[free thoughtpolice]

Have i triggered another massive pit blackout?