There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

[ConcentratedH2O, OM]

Here you go Brive:

https://i.imgur.com/j4tNbGk.png

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... nches.html

[DrokkIt]

Question for Slymebritters; I was watching a movie and it gave me the impression that Yorkshire is where the British version of rednecks come from, am I right or wrong?

Aye lad, thars be abaaht reet

I would have thought the West country was more apt...

WHAT YOU SAYING MATE?

Actually I already said this :)

CARRY ON ME OLD MUCKER

[AndrewV69]

Re the "British redneck" debate, the ones with the reputation for inbreeding are from Norfolk, and the ones with the reputation for bestiality are the Welsh.

Which is why that line by Philomenia Cunk was so funny.

‘Soon Romeo and Juliet fall in love, even though they’re from two different families. Which is how we know it isn’t set in Norfolk.’

[katamari Damassi]

Question for Slymebritters; I was watching a movie and it gave me the impression that Yorkshire is where the British version of rednecks come from, am I right or wrong?

First time I've heard it put like that, but the comparison is somewhat apt...

All I previously knew about Yorkshire is that they have a dish called "pudding" that isn't really pudding, and that Jane Austen was a huge Yorkshire man with a beard like a rhododendron.

[free thoughtpolice]

Depends. How many bodies do you have buried on your property?

Bears do not bury bodies. Bears eat people.

Well, to be totally accurate, we they will temporarily bury the part of a carcass that they are unable to eat immediately and come back later to finish it. I presently have no bodies buried in my back yard. :animals-bear:

[Shatterface]

Depends. How many bodies do you have buried on your property?

Bears do not bury bodies. Bears eat people.

Well, to be totally accurate, we they will temporarily bury the part of a carcass that they are unable to eat immediately and come back later to finish it. I presently have no bodies buried in my back yard. :animals-bear:

I think my town was still at war with Yorkshire till 1974.

[Shatterface]

Weird. That was a reply to an earlier post.

[Shatterface]

Come to think of it, if you want to know what Yorkshire folk are like think Ned Stark.

[MarcusAu]

Alternatives are available...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOqQ-CWA14Y

[comhcinc]

Weird. That was a reply to an earlier post.

I think it still works. It's pretty plain that Yorkshire must have a bear problem.

[free thoughtpolice]

It makes sense to bring in workers and business class when needed that can keep the economy afloat.
Sometimes you have to allow outsiders in. It should be tailored to get the right people in.

Define 'keep the economy afloat'.

Once your population has more retired people than people working you run into difficulties like lack of a work force to keep various industries afloat, and feed and care for the now useless oldsters. Also, infrastructure needs laborers and money to maintain.
I'm aware of the prevailing economic theory that says that economies must continually grow or else bad stuff happens and that means a constant population growth but I don't buy that. In total,much of the world is overpopulated to an unsustainable level and a drop in population in the long run is needed and if it can be done with out causing a demographic imbalance it should be possible without a great drop in quality of life and economic collapse.

[Shatterface]

Finest 'British' movie of the Eighties was directed by a Yank but John Landis really 'got' Yorkshire and the seedier parts of London.



This scene features the brilliant Brian Glover, a former teacher and wrestler, plus a young Rik Mayall.

[screwtape]

All I previously knew about Yorkshire is that they have a dish called "pudding" that isn't really pudding, and that Jane Austen was a huge Yorkshire man with a beard like a rhododendron.

Anything cooked inside a bag or skin is technically a pudding, which derives originally from the latin for a sausage. Black pudding is a blood sausage/blutwurst, and I'd deny that Yorkshire have exclusive rights to it since Wiltshire was all about pigs, and black pudding, raised pork pies and lardy cake are all made there. Haggis counts as a pudding too. From those kinds of pudding you move to the sort where flour and fat - often suet, but not necessarily - is boiled in a cloth tied into a bag, Spotted Dick, Dead Baby, Figgy Duff and so on, even a traditional Christmas pudding. I like making one with lots of cocoa and chocolate chips. Because these were eaten for dessert the word pudding came to mean dessert in British English, so now anything eaten for dessert is called a pudding. Milk puddings (rice, tapioca - 'fishes eyes in glue' - semolina, sago), the descendants of blancmange, custards and so on. All pudding now, but not puddings.
Jane Austen, now, wasn't he a cousin of the Brontë brothers?

[screwtape]

Oh, and since your point went over my head, you're right, Yorkshire pudding isn't truly a pudding, although we do have a category of batter puddings....

[Shatterface]

Weird. That was a reply to an earlier post.

I think it still works. It's pretty plain that Yorkshire must have a bear problem.

No problem:

http://www.yorkshirebears.co.uk/wp-cont ... 1-1600.jpg

http://www.yorkshirebears.co.uk

Incidentally, Emmerdale, our Yorkshire based soap, has a gay bar called the Rusty Shilling. I've a feeling that may be slang for something.

[Shatterface]

Haggis is a pudding:

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin'-race!

Anything that identifies as a pudding is a pudding. It's 2018 for chrisake.

[comhcinc]

Haggis is a pudding:

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin'-race!

Anything that identifies as a pudding is a pudding. It's 2018 for chrisake.

https://media.tenor.com/images/d3992d38 ... /tenor.gif

[ConcentratedH2O, OM]

Weird. That was a reply to an earlier post.

I think it still works. It's pretty plain that Yorkshire must have a bear problem.

No problem:

http://www.yorkshirebears.co.uk/wp-cont ... 1-1600.jpg

http://www.yorkshirebears.co.uk

Incidentally, Emmerdale, our Yorkshire based soap, has a gay bar called the Rusty Shilling. I've a feeling that may be slang for something.

Deep and Filling? Could be pies or bears. Lovely nipple bolt on the guy in green/white BTW.

[shoutinghorse]

My late Mrs, a Scots lass who moved to Yorkshire as a teen used to serve up a large Yorkshire pudding filled with mince, veg and gravy as a starter before a Sunday roast. I'd never seen this done before, all her family did the same, apparently it was how they traditionally served a Sunday roast in Scotland although I have met many Scots since who've never heard of it and I have to admit I've never seen it done anywhere apart from within my late wife's family.

[CaptainFluffyBunny]

It seems really quiet this Ramadan. Too quiet?

[comhcinc]

It seems really quiet this Ramadan. Too quiet?

What's that?

[Lsuoma]

Seriously?

Bam. Starbucks is dead to me., (Assuming that's real - can anyone confirm?)

[Lsuoma]

Southern stereotypes of Yorkshiremen.

Keep ferrets down their trousers 24/7
They all own 10 whippets
Cloth caps come with birth
More tight fisted than a Scottish Rabbi
Pigeons
Cobbled Streets
Coal Mines every mile
Drink warm bitter
Black pudding and dripping is their staple diet
Working men's clubs with 'Turns' at the weekend
Pigeons
Strange songs about walking on moors without wearing a hats
Rugby League
Grim weather
Always cold
Pigeons

Yorkshire also invented the human version of Seconal - Geoffrey Boycott at the crease. Also, listening to him commentate has the same effect. "Well, you know, Christopher, if England want to win this game they've got to get a bigger score than Australia, and the best way to do that is not to get out while at the same time scoring runs. I remember when I was.............ZZZZZZZZZZZ".

If you want to get a good idea of what a Yorkshireman is like, look up any programs with Fred Dibnah (who was actually from Notlob, Lancs). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Dibnah

[Lsuoma]

Alternatives are available...

<<SNIP>>

[Shatterface]

[ConcentratedH2O, OM]

Seriously?

Bam. Starbucks is dead to me., (Assuming that's real - can anyone confirm?)

Is it bollocks real. For fuck's sake.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sign- ... te-people/

[some guy]

Seriously?

Bam. Starbucks is dead to me., (Assuming that's real - can anyone confirm?)

Apparently it's not. (I'm actually surprised anyone would have thought it was real.)
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sign- ... te-people/

[some guy]

:nin: :(

[ConcentratedH2O, OM]

It seems really quiet this Ramadan. Too quiet?

Just like how all the jews in NYC called in sick on 9/11.

shoutinghorse, is that you in disguise?

[CaptainFluffyBunny]

It seems really quiet this Ramadan. Too quiet?

Just like how all the jews in NYC called in sick on 9/11.

shoutinghorse, is that you in disguise?

No, I'm quite happy about it. I just seem to recall that the body count was much higher in previous years by this time. I'd be very pleased if Muslims forgot all about their religion and took up model trains.

[Stankeye]

Seriously?

Bam. Starbucks is dead to me., (Assuming that's real - can anyone confirm?)

Apparently it's not. (I'm actually surprised anyone would have thought it was real.)
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sign- ... te-people/

I'm amazed at the amount of work put into it.

I think this is the original?
https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/6bc32a ... s-Sign.jpg

[DrokkIt]

My late Mrs, a Scots lass who moved to Yorkshire as a teen used to serve up a large Yorkshire pudding filled with mince, veg and gravy as a starter before a Sunday roast. I'd never seen this done before, all her family did the same, apparently it was how they traditionally served a Sunday roast in Scotland although I have met many Scots since who've never heard of it and I have to admit I've never seen it done anywhere apart from within my late wife's family.

This *is* pretty traditional, seen it done down south as well.

In history, we used dough platters instead of plates- maybe it's a hold over from that?

[SM1957]

Does Starbucks have any other mission than to sell coffee?

[shoutinghorse]

It seems really quiet this Ramadan. Too quiet?

Just like how all the jews in NYC called in sick on 9/11.

shoutinghorse, is that you in disguise?

Not guilty Sir, as for Ramavan don't be so confident, it still has a way to go .. Man with two knives has just been arrested at Holborn Tube Station, I concede this could be part of London's knife Khanage but hey who knows. Don't speak too soon.

[John D]

Does Starbucks have any other mission than to sell coffee?

What the hell happens when all the street people, filthy and smelling, start to shit all over the floor in the Starbucks bathrooms and sit around the dinning room drunk on cheap wine all day? I just don't get it. How does this ever work out?

[Shatterface]

Does Starbucks have any other mission than to sell coffee?

Given its record on union rights I don't see how anyone could view their virtue signalling as anything other than PR.

[shoutinghorse]

This *is* pretty traditional, seen it done down south as well.

In history, we used dough platters instead of plates- maybe it's a hold over from that

Ahh yeah, could well be, I'm a southern softie and I lived in the Peoples Republic of South Yorkshire for 20 yrs and I've had a Girlfriend from Glasgow I used to visit regularly and I have Irish heritage and Welsh rellies but I've never come across it before or since. But, you learn something new everyday as they say.

[Shatterface]

First rule of Woke Business: Suppress unions.

Second rule: Avoid paying tax.

[shoutinghorse]

Does Starbucks have any other mission than to sell coffee?

What the hell happens when all the street people, filthy and smelling, start to shit all over the floor in the Starbucks bathrooms and sit around the dinning room drunk on cheap wine all day? I just don't get it. How does this ever work out?

I imagine they'll go bust.

[Bhurzum]

My late Mrs, a Scots lass who moved to Yorkshire as a teen used to serve up a large Yorkshire pudding filled with mince, veg and gravy as a starter before a Sunday roast. I'd never seen this done before, all her family did the same, apparently it was how they traditionally served a Sunday roast in Scotland although I have met many Scots since who've never heard of it and I have to admit I've never seen it done anywhere apart from within my late wife's family.

Never heard of this or tried it. Sounds bloody nice though!

[MarcusAu]

My late Mrs, a Scots lass who moved to Yorkshire as a teen used to serve up a large Yorkshire pudding filled with mince, veg and gravy as a starter before a Sunday roast. I'd never seen this done before, all her family did the same, apparently it was how they traditionally served a Sunday roast in Scotland although I have met many Scots since who've never heard of it and I have to admit I've never seen it done anywhere apart from within my late wife's family.

Never heard of this or tried it. Sounds bloody nice though!

Be careful - it's not for everyone.

Or were you talking about the food?

[screwtape]

My late Mrs, a Scots lass who moved to Yorkshire as a teen used to serve up a large Yorkshire pudding filled with mince, veg and gravy as a starter before a Sunday roast. I'd never seen this done before, all her family did the same, apparently it was how they traditionally served a Sunday roast in Scotland although I have met many Scots since who've never heard of it and I have to admit I've never seen it done anywhere apart from within my late wife's family.

This *is* pretty traditional, seen it done down south as well.

In history, we used dough platters instead of plates- maybe it's a hold over from that?

My grandparents from Durham always served the yorkshire pud and gravy before the meat. They were mining stock and this was to fill the family up with the cheap stuff before the expensive meat came out of the oven.

[shoutinghorse]

My late Mrs, a Scots lass who moved to Yorkshire as a teen used to serve up a large Yorkshire pudding filled with mince, veg and gravy as a starter before a Sunday roast. I'd never seen this done before, all her family did the same, apparently it was how they traditionally served a Sunday roast in Scotland although I have met many Scots since who've never heard of it and I have to admit I've never seen it done anywhere apart from within my late wife's family.

This *is* pretty traditional, seen it done down south as well.

In history, we used dough platters instead of plates- maybe it's a hold over from that?

My grandparents from Durham always served the yorkshire pud and gravy before the meat. They were mining stock and this was to fill the family up with the cheap stuff before the expensive meat came out of the oven.

My wife's father was a miner, that's why they moved to S Yorks. Relocated after pit closures in Scotland. Could be a mining thing maybe.

[comhcinc]

Does Starbucks have any other mission than to sell coffee?

Starbucks does not sell coffee. Starbucks sells a lifestyle + experience.

[comhcinc]

First rule of Woke Business: Suppress unions.

Second rule: Avoid paying tax.

Unions are almost always run by white cis males. Suppressing a union is a part of suppressing the patriarchy.

Taxes are paid to governments. Governments are almost always run by white cis males. Not paying taxes is part of not paying the patriarchy.

[Brive1987]

Here you go Brive:

https://i.imgur.com/j4tNbGk.png

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... nches.html

And then you have this Danish approach:

http://fortune.com/2016/01/21/pork-denmark-refugees/

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However, he went on to add that he’s heard “several complaints about too many concessions” made for Muslim refugees. Now public domains, including schools and daycare centers, are required to serve pork.

I know where I’d rather pull up a chair. 🐷

[Ape+lust]

This guy's greatest inspiration was either Andy Kaufman or the 14 times he was dropped on his head.

https://imgur.com/PFl6Ox2.png

MORE...

[free thoughtpolice]

There are lots of those assholes on youtube

[CaptainFluffyBunny]

Diversity is priceless, apparently. Or just really expensive.
http://www.intellectualtakeout.org/arti ... -employees

[Matt Cavanaugh]

It makes sense to bring in workers and business class when needed that can keep the economy afloat.
Sometimes you have to allow outsiders in. It should be tailored to get the right people in.

Define 'keep the economy afloat'.

Once your population has more retired people than people working you run into difficulties like lack of a work force to keep various industries afloat, and feed and care for the now useless oldsters. Also, infrastructure needs laborers and money to maintain.

I've already proven that this is complete horseshit, so everyone can stop believing it now.

I'm aware of the prevailing economic theory that says that economies must continually grow or else bad stuff happens and that means a constant population growth but I don't buy that.

Nor should you, cuz it's completely fucking insane.

In total,much of the world is overpopulated to an unsustainable level and a drop in population in the long run is needed and if it can be done with out causing a demographic imbalance it should be possible without a great drop in quality of life and economic collapse.

I recommend germ warfare. Remember. If there were half as many people, we'd all have twice as much stuff.

[Matt Cavanaugh]

Seriously?

Bam. Starbucks is dead to me., (Assuming that's real - can anyone confirm?)

Apparently it's not. (I'm actually surprised anyone would have thought it was real.)
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sign- ... te-people/

Nevertheless, Implicit Bias training is pretty much educating white people about their alleged racism.

[Lsuoma]

Seriously?

Bam. Starbucks is dead to me., (Assuming that's real - can anyone confirm?)

Is it bollocks real. For fuck's sake.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sign- ... te-people/

Yeah, well it's hard to tell in this world...

[Lsuoma]

Diversity is priceless, apparently. Or just really expensive.
http://www.intellectualtakeout.org/arti ... -employees

Vice Provost of Diversity Robert Sellers earns around $350K/year. Guess what color he is. I'm also not sure if he identifies as a man, of course.

[Lsuoma]

It makes sense to bring in workers and business class when needed that can keep the economy afloat.
Sometimes you have to allow outsiders in. It should be tailored to get the right people in.

Define 'keep the economy afloat'.

Once your population has more retired people than people working you run into difficulties like lack of a work force to keep various industries afloat, and feed and care for the now useless oldsters. Also, infrastructure needs laborers and money to maintain.

I've already proven that this is complete horseshit, so everyone can stop believing it now.

I'm aware of the prevailing economic theory that says that economies must continually grow or else bad stuff happens and that means a constant population growth but I don't buy that.

Nor should you, cuz it's completely fucking insane.

In total,much of the world is overpopulated to an unsustainable level and a drop in population in the long run is needed and if it can be done with out causing a demographic imbalance it should be possible without a great drop in quality of life and economic collapse.

I recommend germ warfare. Remember. If there were half as many people, we'd all have twice as much stuff.

Vote Furbish Lousewort, and stock up on Anthrax Leprosy Tau.

[MarcusAu]

[comhcinc]

So that's the royal wedding? Sorry I missed it now.

Did the queen get married? I don't understand your island.

[Shatterface]

I think by Law dating back to King Athelstan only the Queen may marry a swan.

[MarcusAu]

So, to answer the question...

Britian does not have any rednecks.

[Brive1987]

Gotta love MSM

Roseanne — which originally ran from 1988-96 — was rebooted in March this year to huge ratings but was abruptly cancelled this week over a racist tweet sent by Barr, in which she called a former Obama aide an “ape”

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/t ... e4576e9ca6

:nin: you by a page or more.

FTR, Roseanne called Valerie Jarrett the "love child of Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes." To be fair, VJ has had so much work done, her face does kinda resemble the simian prosthetics of the original movies.

To also be fair, Roseanne is a complete mental case who says all sorts of horrible and incorrect things about all sorts of people, but this time she said it about a PoC.

Oh I know - the point here is how a reference that was (racist leaning) dystopian has turned to a simple “called her an ape”.

That’s the ‘fake news’ narrative now.

[MarcusAu]

I think by Law dating back to King Athelstan only the Queen may marry a swan.

She's allowed to eat them, but there is a consent issue to be dealt with before going any further...

And on that note...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESMcbj6hdcs