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Post by Service Dog » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:29 am

...while trying not to lose his MAGA hat, with his punching arm.

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Post by feathers » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:31 am

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One of the main arenas will be the expression stage, an open space where anyone can perform; there will also be a creativity tent, where participants can volunteer to run workshops in skills such as basket weaving [...]
Basket weaving? The sixties called, they want their festival back.
A spa centre will include a swimming lake, sauna and hot tubs – and the opportunity for yoni steaming, the practice of vaginal herbal cleansing made famous by aficionado Gwyneth Paltrow.
Cheaper option for steaming your... yoni:

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Post by feathers » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:34 am

Note, by the way, how feminists have gone out of their way to introduce non-gendered upbringing and schooling for 40+ years... and then they destroy it all with basket weaving.

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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:09 am

Golly. I get accused of throwing the word nazi around freely. Here is Ted Cruz using the n word on a fellow Repub!
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Post by free thoughtpolice » Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:15 am

An oldy, but a goody:

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Post by Shatterface » Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:25 am

feathers wrote: Note, by the way, how feminists have gone out of their way to introduce non-gendered upbringing and schooling for 40+ years... and then they destroy it all with basket weaving.
They have to cook their own food too. That kind of festival they might as well stay at home.

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Post by Guest_b8931fdb » Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:28 am

If I was a troll with millions I'd put on a festival for men, hold it at a big city convention center, all about the cock. Talk about all these societies that were apparently so phallo-centric. Have booths filled with guns and shit, rockets, torpedos.

Sell codpieces with the name of the city and the festival on them.

And have tons of sexy booth babes parading around in lingerie in front of penis steaming rooms. Invite all the news organizations. Make it so the booths let you produce your own high production value porn with paid for booth babes that participants can view later in a film festival or just take home and call the penis steaming rooms a medium for a healthy penis and an exercise in art and free speech.

Why won't a Bezos, Gates, Musk, Thiel, Carlos Slim do this?

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:51 am

Brive1987 wrote: Btw this was my second choice.

oh I like that one a lot. It's more of a lament.

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Post by Driftless » Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:07 pm

MarcusAu wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 8:46 am
Floating Islands...

...apparently they are a type of desert. But there are also various attempts to build artificial ones. I recall a natural one being used in an old Hugh Lofting Dr Doolittle story (from the 1920s) but I wonder if they were known in literature or mythology before that.

I see Driftless is logged in - it sounds like the sort of thing he/she would have a perspective on.
The only thing floating islands bring to mind are the various libertarian schemes to build floating islands in international waters.

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Post by dogen » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:31 pm

Shatterface wrote:
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InfraRedBucket wrote: Welcome to "WomanFest"..... or not..
Anyone told Muscato?


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One of the main arenas will be the expression stage, an open space where anyone can perform; there will also be a creativity tent, where participants can volunteer to run workshops in skills such as basket weaving and cloth making. In the “women circle” area, festivalgoers will be invited to share their stories, songs and prayers; a space called the “womyn rising tent’” is, according to the festival website, set aside for healing and learning and women will be encouraged to “delve into themselves … to learn and love through discussions and workshops”.

The “sacred womb tent” will provide “a sacred space … for contemplation”, while the “embodiment tent” will offer yoga, dance and circus workshops. Masseuses and therapists will be on hand in the healing area, and there will be workshops at which participants can paint their body scars gold, to celebrate surviving suffering. A spa centre will include a swimming lake, sauna and hot tubs – and the opportunity for yoni steaming, the practice of vaginal herbal cleansing made famous by aficionado Gwyneth Paltrow.
£225 per ticket if you are interested.
Ah, but you shouldn't expect to get anything for that 225 quid:
With a ticket costing £225 (profits will be shared with the tree-planting charity Tree Sisters), Jacout says the event will turn the tables on conventional festival expectations. “Instead of people saying, I paid for a ticket now I’m going to be entertained, we’re asking them to think about what they can contribute: what’s the gift, knowledge, craft or skill they can share,” she told the Observer.
How novel. You pay your money, and win the right to donate your time for free.

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Post by dogen » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:34 pm

feathers wrote:
Shatterface wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:37 am
One of the main arenas will be the expression stage, an open space where anyone can perform; there will also be a creativity tent, where participants can volunteer to run workshops in skills such as basket weaving [...]
Basket weaving? The sixties called, they want their festival back.
A spa centre will include a swimming lake, sauna and hot tubs – and the opportunity for yoni steaming, the practice of vaginal herbal cleansing made famous by aficionado Gwyneth Paltrow.
Cheaper option for steaming your... yoni:

https://3z9s0rfn4294b8ejol6dd512-wpengi ... dholdt.jpg
Money making suggestion: make it pink, rebrand it as a Gash Gasser, and sell it at three times the price.

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Post by CaptainFluffyBunny » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:34 pm

Oh, Happy Canada Day to our northern friends.

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Post by Phil_Giordana_FCD » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:36 pm

MarcusAu wrote:
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For Phil...

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Oddly accurate. I have to change my diet.

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Post by dogen » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:37 pm

feathers wrote: Note, by the way, how feminists have gone out of their way to introduce non-gendered upbringing and schooling for 40+ years... and then they destroy it all with basket weaving.
It is indeed remarkable that they're going to Smash the Patriarchy at this festival by engaging in quintessentially female activities. What a lost opportunity -- imagine instead if they had had practical activities like learning how to plumb, weld, drive a car...

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Post by dogen » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:37 pm

No Nazi salute, 2/10, would not walkies...

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Post by comhcinc » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:38 pm

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote: Oh, Happy Canada Day to our northern friends.
No. Kwanzaa is a more legitimate holiday.

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Post by comhcinc » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:42 pm

dogen wrote:


No Nazi salute, 2/10, would not walkies...
Woof woof woof

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Post by KiwiInOz » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:02 pm

Suet Cardigan wrote: TableF.png


Note to self: never take any financial advice from UBS.
If only they had run the model 10,001 times.

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Post by KiwiInOz » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:04 pm

feathers wrote: Note, by the way, how feminists have gone out of their way to introduce non-gendered upbringing and schooling for 40+ years... and then they destroy it all with basket weaving.
Yeah. I was wondering where the engineering and coding tents or the clean energy hackathon tents were.

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Post by KiwiInOz » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:05 pm

Shatterface wrote:
feathers wrote: Note, by the way, how feminists have gone out of their way to introduce non-gendered upbringing and schooling for 40+ years... and then they destroy it all with basket weaving.
They have to cook their own food too. That kind of festival they might as well stay at home.
Will they be running sandwich making courses?

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Post by Shatterface » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:09 pm

So the profits of the woman's day festival are going towards Tree Sisters - a charity for the great feminist cause of planting trees??

Not domestic violence shelters, not women's health, not sanitary products for women in the Third World, not FGM, not even the evils of manspreading, but fucking trees?

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Post by KiwiInOz » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:10 pm

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
MarcusAu wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:55 am
For Phil...

http://crazyhyena.com/imagebank/m/eat-c ... icture.jpg
Oddly accurate. I have to change my diet.
I thought that was you in the naughty corner, at first.

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Post by KiwiInOz » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:10 pm

dogen wrote:
feathers wrote: Note, by the way, how feminists have gone out of their way to introduce non-gendered upbringing and schooling for 40+ years... and then they destroy it all with basket weaving.
It is indeed remarkable that they're going to Smash the Patriarchy at this festival by engaging in quintessentially female activities. What a lost opportunity -- imagine instead if they had had practical activities like learning how to plumb, weld, drive a car...
What he said.

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Post by Phil_Giordana_FCD » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:12 pm

Shatterface wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:09 pm
So the profits of the woman's day festival are going towards Tree Sisters - a charity for the great feminist cause of planting trees??

Not domestic violence shelters, not women's health, not sanitary products for women in the Third World, not FGM, not even the evils of manspreading, but fucking trees?
I've seen Evil Dead 2, you know...

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Post by Shatterface » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:12 pm

KiwiInOz wrote: If only they had run the model 10,001 times.
The algorithm was fine. Reality had a bug in it.

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Post by comhcinc » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:13 pm

Shatterface wrote: So the profits of the woman's day festival are going towards Tree Sisters - a charity for the great feminist cause of planting trees??

Not domestic violence shelters, not women's health, not sanitary products for women in the Third World, not FGM, not even the evils of manspreading, but fucking trees?
Global climate change affects everyone but women are the ones most hurt by it.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:51 pm

Great discussion among three very intelligent people honestly trying to understand each others' views ... plus an ignorant radfem tossed in for shits & giggles:


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Post by Shatterface » Sun Jul 01, 2018 3:15 pm

More on Woman Fest:
Taste your Roots

​It is our huge honour to have the amazing Kayla Wexelberg of Taste your Roots coming to Head Chef in our Community Kitchen!

Kayla has cooked all over the world, her passion being reintroducing the local food to it's history, mythology and medicinal qualities with modern delicious twists.

​She is also a founder of the Nourishment Lab, a collaborative, interactive and educational cooking school that has popped up at gatherings and festivals all over, including Symbiosis and the Oregon Eclipse festival.

​Focused on high vibration nourishment at all times. Yes! A cooking school in a festival! Imagine someone in a tutu teaching you about sprouting. ​

​When you hear her say "nourishment" in her lazy sexy Californian drawl, you know she means it.
https://www.womanfest.co.uk/food.html#

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jul 01, 2018 3:42 pm

There is no such thing as a California "Drawl".


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Post by BoxNDox » Sun Jul 01, 2018 3:44 pm

Shatterface wrote: high vibration nourishment
You'd think I'd learn not to do it at some point. I googled "high vibration nourishment" and now I haz a sad.

And when did "Head Chef" get verbed?

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Post by BoxNDox » Sun Jul 01, 2018 3:45 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: There is no such thing as a California "Drawl".
Yeah, that too.

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jul 01, 2018 3:47 pm

Over at WEIT, discussion on totally-healthy-I swear-the-doctors-are-all-lying-you-know-you-want-me-admit-it super fatty, Tess Holliday:
https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.co ... and-downs/

A couple of SJW fembots are trying to argue - at a science blog - that medical science is wrong about the causes of weight gain, because: women's ways of knowing.


P.S. Do Tess' arm tattoos remind anybody else of when we were kids and rolled Silly Putty on the Sunday comics?

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Post by Shatterface » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:10 pm

You'd think all that high vibrational nourishment women are apparently eating would make the fat just shake off.

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Post by Shatterface » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:14 pm

The existence of a magazine called Self is bad enough. A headline that tells you the cover story is none of your business makes me want to shoot something cute and harmless.

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Post by comhcinc » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:22 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
P.S. Do Tess' arm tattoos remind anybody else of when we were kids and rolled Silly Putty on the Sunday comics?
She is getting bigger.

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Post by Keating » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:27 pm

Shatterface wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:09 pm
So the profits of the woman's day festival are going towards Tree Sisters - a charity for the great feminist cause of planting trees??

Not domestic violence shelters, not women's health, not sanitary products for women in the Third World, not FGM, not even the evils of manspreading, but fucking trees?
Probably make trees too. We tend to plant more of them because they don’t produce fruit some hapless (male) worker has to clean up.

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Post by dogen » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:41 pm

Hey putters - in the ER with a racing heart. Bets are divided between blood clot and thyroid!

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Post by Shatterface » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:41 pm

I hadn't actually head of vaginal steaming until today but it finally helps explain the end of this scene to me:


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Post by comhcinc » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:45 pm

dogen wrote: Hey putters - in the ER with a racing heart. Bets are divided between blood clot and thyroid!
Quit being a fucking asshole and be well. Fuck.

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Post by Brive1987 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:49 pm

dogen wrote: Hey putters - in the ER with a racing heart. Bets are divided between blood clot and thyroid!
Bugger. Best luck. You are in the best hands. :)

Personally, if this doesn’t kill you ...

http://i.imgur.com/xEYF5Oa.jpg

I’d go thyroid.

And now I’ve hit my medical knowledge wall.

Take care.

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Post by Lsuoma » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:53 pm

dogen wrote: Hey putters - in the ER with a racing heart. Bets are divided between blood clot and thyroid!
Been there, done that. Good luck!

BTW, Pitposting from the ER show great dedication.

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Post by Lsuoma » Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:54 pm

Shatterface wrote: I hadn't actually head of vaginal steaming until today but it finally helps explain the end of this scene to me:

A more romantic term is fizzing at the bunghole.

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:09 pm

dogen wrote: Hey putters - in the ER with a racing heart. Bets are divided between blood clot and thyroid!
Judging from your avatar photo, you are yourself an MD, so I am sure you will be able to communicate well with the ER docs.

Stay well D.

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Post by Ape+lust » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:18 pm

dogen wrote: Hey putters - in the ER with a racing heart. Bets are divided between blood clot and thyroid!
Tell them you just got off a plane from west Africa. They'll see you ahead of everybody. It's worked for me.

Be well, dogen. We're a dwindling tribe, we need you :D

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Post by katamari Damassi » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:21 pm

dogen wrote: Hey putters - in the ER with a racing heart. Bets are divided between blood clot and thyroid!
Good luck! Hoping it's the least bad cause.

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Post by comhcinc » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:23 pm

Ape+lust wrote:
dogen wrote: Hey putters - in the ER with a racing heart. Bets are divided between blood clot and thyroid!
Tell them you just got off a plane from west Africa. They'll see you ahead of everybody. It's worked for me.

Be well, dogen. We're a dwindling tribe, we need you :D
Jesus fuck.

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Post by Ape+lust » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, man, this fucking guy. I hope he never stops.

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Post by Brive1987 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:27 pm

The first ten seconds of this and I swear I was watching PZ literally fucking dying on screen complete with tolling bell.

:lol: :lol: :bjarte:

But then he recovered. For two goddamn hours. That book ain’t writing itself.

If the captain wants some snuff-porn, loop this.


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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:46 pm

Brive1987 wrote: The first ten seconds of this and I swear I was watching PZ literally fucking dying on screen complete with tolling bell.

:lol: :lol: :bjarte:

But then he recovered. For two goddamn hours. That book ain’t writing itself.

If the captain wants some snuff-porn, loop this.

I wondered what Nerd was blathering about on Meyers's blog about this, so I skipped around the video including the timestamp he mentions. Firstly, it seems like just a fat old man chatting with about 5 people in the livechat box. But it seems there was also someone in there during the recording who called themselves NerdofRedhead. Not the most subtle or amusing of troll attempts, but I guess they got Nerd worried his valuable online presence was being hijacked. (It wasn't me.)

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Post by dogen » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:47 pm

Thanks for all the well wishes. Looks like my thyroid. But I got a big laff in the CT scan, the contrast chemical lit my butt cheeks on fire.

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:48 pm

Ape+lust wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, man, this fucking guy. I hope he never stops.
"The next hour or two"?

He makes it sound like a half-remembered story from his youth, not something that just happened. I call bullshit. I'm thinking substitute "song" for "hour".

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:51 pm

dogen wrote: Thanks for all the well wishes. Looks like my thyroid. But I got a big laff in the CT scan, the contrast chemical lit my butt cheeks on fire.
Gets boring in an ER on Sunday I guess. "Give him that dye as a suppository please, nurse Buttbuster".

Good news!

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Post by comhcinc » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:54 pm

dogen wrote: Thanks for all the well wishes. Looks like my thyroid. But I got a big laff in the CT scan, the contrast chemical lit my butt cheeks on fire.
Good. Glad you rethought being such an asshole.

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Post by Lsuoma » Sun Jul 01, 2018 5:56 pm

dogen wrote: Thanks for all the well wishes. Looks like my thyroid. But I got a big laff in the CT scan, the contrast chemical lit my butt cheeks on fire.
I had that when I got a ct scan. REALLY warmed me up.

BTW, thyroid is really easily treatable. Thyroxine-producing glands are SO specific in their iodine uptake, that if you need I-131 treatment it's a magic bullet. Good luck.

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Post by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:16 pm

comhcinc wrote:
dogen wrote: Thanks for all the well wishes. Looks like my thyroid. But I got a big laff in the CT scan, the contrast chemical lit my butt cheeks on fire.
Good. Glad you rethought being such an asshole.
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Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

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Post by Brive1987 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:16 pm

Happy (belated) Dominion Day all Canadians.


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Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

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Post by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jul 01, 2018 6:28 pm

comhcinc wrote:
Sun Jul 01, 2018 4:22 pm
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
P.S. Do Tess' arm tattoos remind anybody else of when we were kids and rolled Silly Putty on the Sunday comics?
She is getting bigger.
If there's been any missing persons reports lately, they might want to check her gunt.

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