Google came to New York this week, to launch their new phones and laptop and a spy device for your home that detects when you smile & automatically takes & sends-you pictures of yourself supposedly enjoying your life... plus whatever else the Elf On The Shelf does with its voyeur creepshots, of all your other emotions.
There was a culture-clash between the local new yorkers hired for the event, & the googer-boogers or gooks or whatever they call the google pod people. It was like Snow Crash, with rival corporation nation-clans, vying for turf. The googies decorated their showspace with preschool colors & all these infantalizing slogans, like "Analog Elevator" next to the stairs, and "You Found It!" on the bathroom door.
They did the classic feminist move of separate-but-equal bathroom "equality". All the animals were equal, but some were more equal than others.
Follow the pink arrow for the Women's room vs. the Amber-alert arrow for James Damore, She-he hybrids & cripples...
The Nanny Corp 'provides' so-many free maxipads in the bathroom, it's practically insulting to women. Are women a buncha inbred royal hemophiliacs?!
But they also put an overabundance of maxipads in the Shitlord, Tranny, Crip ghetto-shitter. In case you're manstruating.
A few blocks away, another West Coast corporate tech company-- something to do with credit card payment processing-- offered attendees of a different wing-ding-- these quaint, retro-2015, Gender Badges... plus the Skepticon-esque 'don't photograph me anti-social badge...
I was inclined to put on all the badges. Not just one of each type. ALL THE BADGES. Then walk-around peeing everywhere.
In protest. On behalf of my fellow Renate Alumna. Justice Caitlyn Chelsea Kavanaugh.
Only now, that s/h/it has been sworn-in, can the truth be told.
YOU WANT PROOF HE NEVER SEXED-UP CLASSY FREDDY BLASSIE FORD??
YOU NOSY BASTARDS WANT TO KNOW WHAT "BOOF" & "RALPH" REALLY MEAN?!!
They're his PRONOUNS! He's sexually attracted EXCLUSIVELY to BEER!