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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:42 am
by shoutinghorse
What next Richard, re education camps?


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:55 am
by Hunt
John D wrote: Okay - so - I have made a decision. I am going to check out for the rest of June. No Tardbook.... no youtube.... no news. I will keep checking my email as this has business and life necessities etc.

So.. what are the rules? No social media and no "news" of any kind including print, TV, internet.

So... don't miss me... haha. Catch you bitches later!
Hey everybody. John D is gone. Now we can talk Queer Studies!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:29 am
by Pseudomonas
MarcusAu wrote:
Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:58 am
If the past 10 years have taught us anything it's that people to enjoy the sense of community & solidarity gained by grouping together based on religious, national, race, sexuality, political or righteous cause.

Perhaps the 'Brotherhood of Man' is an outdated concept - after all not even Harry Harrison could get Esperanto to take off.
http://jbr.me.uk/ranto/ * **

Pseudomonas

* I am not a linguist, and have no opinion on Esperanto.
** Many years ago, I may or may not have shared a flat with the author.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:43 am
by Bhurzum
Just watched "I am mother" on Netflix - a post-apocalypse scifi movie about a "Repopulation facility" staffed by an andriod nanny. Very enjoyable, quite grim in places and the ending is...well, see for yourself.

Well worth a watch.

https://www.narcity.com/u/2019/06/07/dc ... 40xrel.png

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:17 am
by shoutinghorse
Bhurzum wrote: Just watched "I am mother" on Netflix - a post-apocalypse scifi movie about a "Repopulation facility" staffed by an andriod nanny. Very enjoyable, quite grim in places and the ending is...well, see for yourself.

Well worth a watch.
Will I need tissues ?

(No, not for that) :o :oops:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:31 am
by InfraRedBucket
:lol:


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:37 am
by Bhurzum
shoutinghorse wrote: Will I need tissues ?

(No, not for that) :o :oops:
Yes. You'll be weeping like my dick after three weeks in Thailand.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:45 am
by screwtape
For those who enjoy schadenfreude, I have shingles in my right S3 dermatome. Urethra, external genitalia, anus, perineum and buttock. Seriously double plus ungood. Thanks, CLL.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:50 am
by MarcusAu
Pics or it didn't happen.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:09 am
by Lsuoma
screwtape wrote: For those who enjoy schadenfreude, I have shingles in my right S3 dermatome. Urethra, external genitalia, anus, perineum and buttock. Seriously double plus ungood. Thanks, CLL.
Are you weeping like Bhurzo's dick?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:35 am
by Matt Cavanaugh
Andrew Sullivan urges Democrats to run to the right of trump on immigration.
What Democrats Can Learn From Steve Bannon


Fuck it, Andrew Sullivan should just run.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:33 am
by InfraRedBucket
screwtape wrote: For those who enjoy schadenfreude, I have shingles in my right S3 dermatome. Urethra, external genitalia, anus, perineum and buttock. Seriously double plus ungood. Thanks, CLL.
Congratulations! You're now a member of the Alt-Right.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:22 am
by MarcusAu
So if a picture tells a thousand words - then a collage must tell a novel...

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:21 am
by Phil_Giordana_FCD
Andre Matos passed away, for the couple of people here who care enough to know who he was.

:cry:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:21 pm
by Service Dog
Ocasio & Bernie join forces, which apparently adds-up to... Elizabeth Warren.

This annoying YouTube guy checks their math:



Annoying YouTube Guy misses a huge opportunity for smug gloating--which is clearly his favorite thing: Ocasio & Bernie want to limit credit card APRs to 15%. The video shows that the Actual Interest Paid is already 15.21% The current free-market status quo already provides the same result
as the socialized central government price-control, which Ocasio & Bernie seek to 'solve'.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 12:59 pm
by Driftless
Any more information on this:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/07/europe/h ... index.html

Is religion involved, or people form a region dominated by one particular religion?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:09 pm
by InfraRedBucket
Driftless wrote: Any more information on this:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/07/europe/h ... index.html

Is religion involved, or people form a region dominated by one particular religion?
As far as I can find, there is no official info on the arrested alleged attackers, likely because they are under 18 or near enough.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:22 pm
by Bhurzum
Driftless wrote: Any more information on this: <snip>
My sympathy well has long run dry. When was the last time the PM, the mayor of london and assorted MSM outlets all commented upon some random (non-special group) victim of crime?

Pensioners are mugged - no comment from the PM etc.
Children are beaten/abused - silence.
Average Joe get robbed/beaten - crickets.

Two lesbians get group-pounded (f'nar!) and the fucking world screeches to a halt, the media goes into meltdown, the PM (and the muslim cockroach Khan) trot out the usual platitudes and the banners and flags unfurl across social media.

Protected class shite.

They want to be treated like everyone else, right? Well, let's treat them like everyone else.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a049d69 ... id=6079894

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:48 pm
by shoutinghorse
Driftless wrote: Any more information on this:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/07/europe/h ... index.html

Is religion involved, or people form a region dominated by one particular religion?
Usual suspects I'm afraid. Why the met waited two days to release the footage is anyones guess especially when the instigator is almost white.
The main suspect is described as a light-skinned black man

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews ... ttack.html

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:50 pm
by shoutinghorse
Appologies, wrong story .... fucking telegraph. :oops:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:00 pm
by Phil_Giordana_FCD
Really, no one cares?


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:13 pm
by Service Dog
I don't know bout those 'usual suspects'... the one on the left has a big girly handbag. And there's that one sitting on the other guy's laps.

Are these 'homophobes' actually a pride of gayboys... out for a night of sassy stereotypical queening-it-up?

What's the inciting incident? It looks like the guys all jump up & away from something... did the redheaded cunt throw a drink on them or something?

And then there's the '5 men attacked' narrative. It looks mostly like it's one male mostly involved in the physical altercation-- vs. two women.

Tho... a 2nd male pulls the redhead's hair from behind.

And I give many points for style to the way the guy landed a big knock-out kick... & then twirled-away like he's on a fashion runway.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:14 pm
by Service Dog
Also, these "men" are all aged 15 to 18. Boys.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:19 pm
by Matt Cavanaugh
Service Dog wrote: Ocasio & Bernie join forces, which apparently adds-up to... Elizabeth Warren.

This annoying YouTube guy checks their math:



Annoying YouTube Guy misses a huge opportunity for smug gloating--which is clearly his favorite thing: Ocasio & Bernie want to limit credit card APRs to 15%. The video shows that the Actual Interest Paid is already 15.21% The current free-market status quo already provides the same result
as the socialized central government price-control, which Ocasio & Bernie seek to 'solve'.
7/10; 9/10 without the canned porn movie music.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:24 pm
by Service Dog
Here's a quote from one of the non-kissing lesbians:
"I want people to feel emboldened to stand up to the same people who feel emboldened by the rightwing populism that is, I feel, responsible for the escalation in hate crimes."
Yeah. Those are clearly rightwing black homo teenagers. And that chick's the Lesbian Tupac. She fought back, yo!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 3:55 pm
by screwtape
Lsuoma wrote:
screwtape wrote: For those who enjoy schadenfreude, I have shingles in my right S3 dermatome. Urethra, external genitalia, anus, perineum and buttock. Seriously double plus ungood. Thanks, CLL.
Are you weeping like Bhurzo's dick?
At both ends.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:07 pm
by TheMudbrooker
Raspberries....they're fucking raspberries!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QuW3YZFi-w

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:20 pm
by Matt Cavanaugh
Do you all have concealed carry in the UK?
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:50 pm
by Matt Cavanaugh
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This douchebag, "Nomad" has been busting my chaps over how it's fine & wonderful to teach kindergarteners about gender fluidity, etc. Then, out of the blue, lulz-manna from Heaven:

Nomad wrote:*waves* Hi, this is your neighborhood furry here to say something that may be better left unsaid, but which still bothers me every time this subject comes up. There are people who identify as animals. No, I don't mean furries in general, in my experience most of them aren't like that. They may have fursonas, they may identify *with* an animal species in various ways, but it's not really the same thing as believing oneself to actually be that animal. Fursonas can be many things though, and this isn't the place to discuss that.

But believing oneself to be an animal is a thing, and I doubt it's exclusive to the furry fandom. That's just where I encounter it. I've seen talk of things like the feeling of missing limbs for animal body parts that humans just don't come with. There's a lot more, but suffice to say that this is a real thing and not just the fevered imaginations of a hate preacher.

I still don't really know what to think about them, and I'm not really here to tell you what to think. Just to ask that you tread softly when discussing this topic, because as strange as it may seem to you, you are talking about a real thing that impacts people. Personally, while I'm not sure what to think I know what I'm going to do. If someone says they're a cat, then they're a cat. What's the difference to me?

In case you're wondering, I'm very certain that I'm a human.
https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/201 ... 4494851059

I'd venture easily 10% of the Hordlings are furries or My Little Ponies. Who was the one that posted dick-in-stuffed-animal selfies?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:52 pm
by Service Dog
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Do you all have concealed carry in the UK?

61887779_2310191425964379_7748935370732994560_n.jpg
Hey... those are different clothes than they were wearing in the bus security camera footage.

The dark haired one was wearing a short floral dress with a light background color. The dark haired one was in a black top & skirt combo.

The bus they were on had RED handrails, not YELLOW. And different seats.

This photo is staged.

So why is the blonde cunt looking at her hand like she's reacting to something that just-happened? How did this blood get on their clothes?

video footage:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/c ... ck-2875113

Is the blonde woman even the same person as the longer-haired redhead in the bus security video?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:31 pm
by Bhurzum


:lol:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:57 pm
by Bhurzum
So, apparently Twitch have banned a bunch of streamers for uttering the word "naga" on-stream. For those unaware, in Hindu mythology, "naga" are snake/human hybrids:

https://i.stack.imgur.com/QrSbp.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C4%81ga

Various computer games feature the buggers, they're very prominent in Warcraft lore and are central to the current expansion.



(Watch the video for the origin story of Warcraft naga & a glimpse of N'zoth - he's very Lovecraftian!)

So, it looks like we have a new "N" word and must be mindful of words that sound like or rhyme with other naughty words.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:58 pm
by Matt Cavanaugh
Service Dog wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Do you all have concealed carry in the UK?

61887779_2310191425964379_7748935370732994560_n.jpg
Hey... those are different clothes than they were wearing in the bus security camera footage.

The dark haired one was wearing a short floral dress with a light background color. The dark haired one was in a black top & skirt combo.

The bus they were on had RED handrails, not YELLOW. And different seats.

This photo is staged.

So why is the blonde cunt looking at her hand like she's reacting to something that just-happened? How did this blood get on their clothes?

video footage:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/c ... ck-2875113

Is the blonde woman even the same person as the longer-haired redhead in the bus security video?
It's either two separate incidents, or staged.

FTR, this gal (the hawt Uruguayan) says they sat in the front seat on the second deck. The video shows two gals in the back of the bus.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:59 pm
by Matt Cavanaugh
Can't be two separate attacks. I mean, how many homophobic, sub-Saharan lads can there be in London town?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:01 pm
by Matt Cavanaugh
Bhurzum wrote: So, apparently Twitch have banned a bunch of streamers for uttering the word "naga" on-stream.
They must be smoking kraken.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:09 pm
by Lsuoma
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Do you all have concealed carry in the UK?

61887779_2310191425964379_7748935370732994560_n.jpg
Not saying it is faked, but that picture does not look to me contemporaneous with the attacks as reported.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:10 pm
by Lsuoma
Bhurzum wrote: So, apparently Twitch have banned a bunch of streamers for uttering the word "naga" on-stream. For those unaware, in Hindu mythology, "naga" are snake/human hybrids:

https://i.stack.imgur.com/QrSbp.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C4%81ga

Various computer games feature the buggers, they're very prominent in Warcraft lore and are central to the current expansion.



(Watch the video for the origin story of Warcraft naga & a glimpse of N'zoth - he's very Lovecraftian!)

So, it looks like we have a new "N" word and must be mindful of words that sound like or rhyme with other naughty words.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:23 pm
by Bhurzum

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:25 pm
by Bhurzum
Lsuoma wrote: ww.youtube.com/watch?v=rkfFyELXdoM
That's racist.

You honkey devil!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:25 pm
by AndrewV69
Bhurzum wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:31 pm


:lol:
:o :o :o



:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:37 pm
by Bhurzum
Ouch!
VERDICT: Jury awards Gibson’s Bakery $11 million against Oberlin College
The verdict sends a strong message that colleges and universities cannot simply wind up and set loose student social justice warriors and then wash their hands of the consequences. In this case, a wholly innocent 5th-generation bakery was falsely accused of being racist and having a history racial profiling after stopping three black Oberlin College students from shoplifting. The students eventually pleaded guilty, but not before large protests and boycotts intended to destroy the bakery and defame the owners. The jury appears to have accepted that Oberlin College facilitated the wrongful conduct against the bakery.
https://legalinsurrection.com/2019/06/v ... n-college/

No doubt, heads are popping like champagne corks... ;)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:40 pm
by Lsuoma
Been following the Oberlin shitshow, but hadn't seen this yet. This makes me VERY happy. The fact that it's a jury verdict is even better, and I so hope it doesn't get reduced on appeal. Given the tin ear that the defense has demonstrated, I doubt it will.

Huzzah for the common man!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:41 pm
by Lsuoma
Also just noticed that this is statutory - let's hope punitive triples it to $33MM.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:45 pm
by Matt Cavanaugh
Dugong and spoiled everything.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:50 pm
by Bhurzum
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Dugong and spoiled everything.
You can piscine off, manatee.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:58 pm
by Lsuoma
Also, the defense has not already indicated an appeal. My hope is that the attorneys for Oberlin are saying something like "Are you fucking crazy? We told you you'd lose and why. We were right, but you stupid fuckers persisted and got F'd in the A, Mike-Tyson style. Don't appeal - you can only make thing worse. Oh, wads of cash/? Yes please, an appeal is the absolute right thing to do." Aside - "Ohio Lamborghini? Three, please!!! Red, white, and blue..."

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2019 9:15 pm
by Bhurzum
Lsuoma wrote: Oh, wads of cash/? Yes please, an appeal is the absolute right thing to do.
:lol:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 1:17 am
by shoutinghorse
Service Dog wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Do you all have concealed carry in the UK?

61887779_2310191425964379_7748935370732994560_n.jpg
Hey... those are different clothes than they were wearing in the bus security camera footage.

The dark haired one was wearing a short floral dress with a light background color. The dark haired one was in a black top & skirt combo.

The bus they were on had RED handrails, not YELLOW. And different seats.

This photo is staged.

So why is the blonde cunt looking at her hand like she's reacting to something that just-happened? How did this blood get on their clothes?

video footage:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/c ... ck-2875113

Is the blonde woman even the same person as the longer-haired redhead in the bus security video?
You appear to be making the same mistake as I did with the telegraph. These are two seperate incidents. Look at the time stamp in your mirror report and my telegraph one, it's from 2013.
The story doing the rounds on 'tinternet is of that one. From what I can gather no footage of this latest attack has been released yet.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:17 am
by Bhurzum
shoutinghorse wrote: From what I can gather no footage of this latest attack has been released yet.
I googled "two lesbians group-banged by four guys" and found a whole bunch of video footage.

Those poor girls...

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:42 am
by Service Dog
Service Dog wrote:
You appear to be making the same mistake as I did with the telegraph. These are two seperate incidents. Look at the time stamp in your mirror report and my telegraph one, it's from 2013.
The story doing the rounds on 'tinternet is of that one. From what I can gather no footage of this latest attack has been released yet.
I was wrong!

Crap.

I was doing so well playing 'Spot The Differences', except I missed the different year.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 3:26 am
by shoutinghorse
Bhurzum wrote:
shoutinghorse wrote: From what I can gather no footage of this latest attack has been released yet.
I googled "two lesbians group-banged by four guys" and found a whole bunch of video footage.

Those poor girls...
No surprises why your dick keeps leaking :naughty:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:04 am
by InfraRedBucket
Service Dog wrote:
Service Dog wrote:
You appear to be making the same mistake as I did with the telegraph. These are two seperate incidents. Look at the time stamp in your mirror report and my telegraph one, it's from 2013.
The story doing the rounds on 'tinternet is of that one. From what I can gather no footage of this latest attack has been released yet.
I was wrong!

Crap.

I was doing so well playing 'Spot The Differences', except I missed the different year.


Not just different years, different buses in different parts of London. The 2013 one is South London while the recent one was in Camden which is North London.
Fake footage?
Jeez, this is how conspiracy theories start , horse posts wrong link, admittedly corrects himself quickly, others don't bother to comprehend the details then the tin hats are on.
Honestly I hoped we were above this sort of knee jerk reaction , there's enough fake news out there as it is.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:51 am
by Hunt
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: Really, no one cares?

It's not that no one cares, but the reaper is so prolific sometimes, no one can keep up.

Two songs that can help us deal with it: the first has kind of been made a joke, because, well, cowbell:



Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:12 am
by Matt Cavanaugh
Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Dugong and spoiled everything.
You can piscine off, manatee.
You're in a crabby mood.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:22 am
by Bhurzum
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Dugong and spoiled everything.
You can piscine off, manatee.
You're in a crabby mood.
Betta stop talking carp or I'll lumpsucker punch you on the nase and leave you floundering on your quillback.

/OverKill

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:45 am
by Tigzy
Bhurzum wrote:
Driftless wrote: Any more information on this: <snip>
My sympathy well has long run dry. When was the last time the PM, the mayor of london and assorted MSM outlets all commented upon some random (non-special group) victim of crime?

Pensioners are mugged - no comment from the PM etc.
Children are beaten/abused - silence.
Average Joe get robbed/beaten - crickets.

Two lesbians get group-pounded (f'nar!) and the fucking world screeches to a halt, the media goes into meltdown, the PM (and the muslim cockroach Khan) trot out the usual platitudes and the banners and flags unfurl across social media.

Protected class shite.

They want to be treated like everyone else, right? Well, let's treat them like everyone else.
Well, if the perps are discovered to be muslim and/or non-white, you can expect this story to be dropped like a hot potato.

Honkeybros on the other hand: get ready for a solid fortnight's breast beating about how shit all straight white men are.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:46 am
by shoutinghorse
Silicon Valley you have been warned. the God Emperor has awoken. :bow-blue:


Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:05 am
by Bhurzum
shoutinghorse wrote: Silicon Valley you have been warned. the God Emperor has awoken. :bow-blue:

Soon, exterminatus!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:13 am
by ConcentratedH2O, OM
Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Dugong and spoiled everything.
You can piscine off, manatee.
You're in a crabby mood.
Betta stop talking carp or I'll lumpsucker punch you on the nase and leave you floundering on your quillback.

/OverKill
Those puns were very good, off the scale I'd say.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:50 am
by Matt Cavanaugh
Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Dugong and spoiled everything.
You can piscine off, manatee.
You're in a crabby mood.
Betta stop talking carp or I'll lumpsucker punch you on the nase and leave you floundering on your quillback.

/OverKill
You urchin, you.