You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9061

katamari Damassi wrote: ↑ A few years ago I did this dna ancestry test with a company called Family Tree, and the results cast doubt on my parentage because it said I did not share any genes with the country I knew my grandfather came from. With both parents dead I couldn't ask them any questions. For Christmas, my husband got me a 23and Me test. These test results dispute the previous test and aligns more with what I expected a dna ancestry test would find. My only theory is that the Family Tree test(which was only supposed to test the y chromosome) instead tested my mitochondrial dna.

You should be able to check and download the actual data and markers used in the analysis with your kit number on the Family Tree DNA website. If they tested Y chromosome dna, the results should show STR (short tandem repeat) numbers.

Either way, uniparental markers only represent a tiny part of a person's lineage and don't say much about recent individual ancestry. There isn't necessarily anything suspicious about having a "typical" autosomal DNA profile for a particular population combined with an unexpected Y chromosome or mtDNA haplotype.

#9062

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:24 pm
One year ago today, I was lying on a hospital bed waiting to receive a much younger man's organ. There were several people watching to make sure I didn't bleed too much.

And then I drove to the hospital to get a liver transplant.

A good sober post with the slightest hint of oak.

#9063

Harry and his woke-(ex) princess (sic) can get fucked. Beyond cucked.

#9064

Australia is discovering it has magically generated more people than water. What a surprise. :bjarte:

Meanwhile Blonde is endeavouring to reverse American demographic shifts one baby at a time. She is orientating from politics to tradlife with a new “motherland” podcast.

Kirb would be thrilled.

#9065

Wow. These are probably the flaps you actually want/need.

#9066

A cumpilation of money shots.

#9067

Brive1987 wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:37 am
Harry and his woke-(ex) princess (sic) can get fucked. Beyond cucked.

Poor old 'Arry must have mistaken all those red flags for green ones. Woke near middle-aged race grifting feminist with daddy issues and he still married her. Latest symptom is the high-end version of isolating the victim from friends and family. I hope Liz cuts of the money and really gives them something to bitch about. On the plus side the MGTOW movement may be getting a royal recruit. Let's hope we get a good custody battle out of this. Markle will probably win. Family court judges can be suckers for borderlines.

#9068

How could she not know?

#9069

katamari Damassi wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 11, 2020 7:47 am
A few years ago I did this dna ancestry test with a company called Family Tree, and the results cast doubt on my parentage because it said I did not share any genes with the country I knew my grandfather came from. With both parents dead I couldn't ask them any questions. For Christmas, my husband got me a 23and Me test. These test results dispute the previous test and aligns more with what I expected a dna ancestry test would find. My only theory is that the Family Tree test(which was only supposed to test the y chromosome) instead tested my mitochondrial dna.
A few surprises from 23and Me: more Neanderthal variants than average, 3% Turkish, 0.5% sub-Saharan African, so by the one drop rule-developed by Jim Crow Era racists, but used by modern progressives-I'm a POC! Yes, I will be demanding reparations, and asking you to check your white privilege.

I had a great chuckle for crassmass. Good friend that's Jewish. Became a Jewish history scholar, studied to become a Rabbi, learned the Torah in Hebrew etc. even though he's an atheist. That's actually no big deal for the cock chopper yehudis - contra the unwashed opinions. Why I like Jews - belief is optional and no one blinks (contra fucking islam). He's devoted his life to Judaic and Palestinian documentary film making. He even made me an honorary Jew.

He did a DNA test. 50% Irish, 50% Nordic. 0% Jew. I had to laugh and rub it in about a cock he had mutilated for nothing. He took it with good humour.

#9070

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: ↑
Brive1987 wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:37 am
Harry and his woke-(ex) princess (sic) can get fucked. Beyond cucked.
Poor old 'Arry must have mistaken all those red flags for green ones. Woke near middle-aged race grifting feminist with daddy issues and he still married her. Latest symptom is the high-end version of isolating the victim from friends and family. I hope Liz cuts of the money and really gives them something to bitch about. On the plus side the MGTOW movement may be getting a royal recruit. Let's hope we get a good custody battle out of this. Markle will probably win. Family court judges can be suckers for borderlines.

Not a very well thought out plan:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... erica.html

I guess they want to be like the Kardashians? Charge money for "exclusive" photos of Archie? I'm not sure who will want to pay.

But you never know.

#9071

Driftless wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:11 am

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: ↑
Brive1987 wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:37 am
Harry and his woke-(ex) princess (sic) can get fucked. Beyond cucked.
Poor old 'Arry must have mistaken all those red flags for green ones. Woke near middle-aged race grifting feminist with daddy issues and he still married her. Latest symptom is the high-end version of isolating the victim from friends and family. I hope Liz cuts of the money and really gives them something to bitch about. On the plus side the MGTOW movement may be getting a royal recruit. Let's hope we get a good custody battle out of this. Markle will probably win. Family court judges can be suckers for borderlines.
Not a very well thought out plan:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... erica.html

I guess they want to be like the Kardashians? Charge money for "exclusive" photos of Archie? I'm not sure who will want to pay.

But you never know.

My guess is that whatever is really going on would be news to Harry. A cynic might think that Megs is removing him from any stabilising influences and into the jurisdiction of North American courts.

#9072

Driftless wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:11 am

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: ↑
Brive1987 wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:37 am
Harry and his woke-(ex) princess (sic) can get fucked. Beyond cucked.
Poor old 'Arry must have mistaken all those red flags for green ones. Woke near middle-aged race grifting feminist with daddy issues and he still married her. Latest symptom is the high-end version of isolating the victim from friends and family. I hope Liz cuts of the money and really gives them something to bitch about. On the plus side the MGTOW movement may be getting a royal recruit. Let's hope we get a good custody battle out of this. Markle will probably win. Family court judges can be suckers for borderlines.
Not a very well thought out plan:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... erica.html

I guess they want to be like the Kardashians? Charge money for "exclusive" photos of Archie? I'm not sure who will want to pay.

But you never know.

Complete and utter narcissists. Markle wanted the privileges of royalty but displayed zero respect for the responsibility that comes with it. Despite what people think, even a lot of Britons, the monarch plays an important constitutional role and the royal family need to be seen to be aware of that and take their role and privilege seriously. I get the feeling that Markle has zero understanding of this. What exactly is Harry now that he's quit the show? He's not really royalty anymore. Being famous for being famous only really works if you have a particular kind of dysfunction and I don't think these two qualify.

#9073

Not sure what the interest in the royals or their peripherals is. Perhaps some sort of 'macrocosm reflecting the microcosm' or 'the personal being political' or prognostication for the country based on their movements rather than the flight of birds or animals intestines.

Rich peoples problems. I sure all involved will get through it somehow.

#9074

Official report on yet another paki rape gang that was ignored by police, this one in Manchester:

https://www.greatermanchester-ca.gov.uk ... _final.pdf

#9075

MarcusAu wrote: ↑ Not sure what the interest in the royals or their peripherals is. Perhaps some sort of 'macrocosm reflecting the microcosm' or 'the personal being political' or prognostication for the country based on their movements rather than the flight of birds or animals intestines.

Rich peoples problems. I sure all involved will get through it somehow.

The Sussex Royal website is a clear attempt to establish a parallel brand (based on royal privilege) to Windsor.

That in itself is sufficient to interest anyone with a historical, social or political focus. YMMV.

#9076

Jessica Yaniv assaults reporter outside courthouse. To paraphrase one of the comments: "not only is trans fat a health concern, so is fat trans".
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonathan- ... xte.65210/

#9077

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ The Sussex Royal website is a clear attempt to establish a parallel brand (based on royal privilege) to Windsor.

That in itself is sufficient to interest anyone with a historical, social or political focus. YMMV.

It's not been the same since they changed their name from the cake. Battenberg, if I recall.

More competition in the marketplace can only be a good thing. Though it might benefit to have a few Levelers about - to make sure their is no tilt to the playing field.

Perhaps I'll check in, in 5 years time to see what has shaken out.

#9078

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ A cumpilation of money shots.

They are fucking scary. We had one of the last F-111's come in low from behind us at Brisbane River Fire. You suddenly start to feel an ominous vibe in your core before realizing what is happening and then the noise of it going over top is ear shattering and fucking awesome.

#9079

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ Harry and his woke-(ex) princess (sic) can get fucked. Beyond cucked.

So much for the Black Duchess and the Ginger Prince. (She's mixed and obviously favours her father, but ironically her supporters have used the "one-drop rule.")

All I needed or wanted to know about Meghan was around the time of her wedding with Prince Churning. She bossed around the staff at the palace, making unreasonable demands, and when pressed her Husband-to-be reprimanded them (presumably in his best Hitlerian impression) and loudly ejaculated, 'Whatever Meghan wants, she gets!' Entitled and spoiled the both of them. This latest from Pie has it dead on:

#9080

Man, it's cuh-razy... there are so many prominent figures... who Deny The Holocaust Ever Happened.

Such as the deputy editor of the Israeli magazine Haaretz... a guy who won the The Association of Human Rights in Israel Award for 1996!
https://www.academia.edu/39620386/Life_in_the_Matrix

And these German Scientists also say the Holocaust Never Happened!
https://theghostdiaries.com/the-univers ... hysicists/

Neil deGrasse Tyson! Elon Musk! The Guardian!
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... -elon-musk

Even the esteemed Dajian Huineng-- also commonly known as the Sixth Patriarch or Sixth Ancestor of Chan-- successor to the fifth patriarch, Daman Hongren-- aka the founder of the "Sudden Enlightenment" Southern Chan school of Buddhism... even he, born back in 638 A.D... wrote poetry, denying the holocaust actually happened!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huineng#Poem_contest

Really quite appalling. Someone should alert Angela Merkel... the E.U. has laws against this sort of thing.

#9081

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ Official report on yet another paki rape gang that was ignored by police, this one in Manchester:

https://www.greatermanchester-ca.gov.uk ... _final.pdf

I don't quite know how Living Marxism magazine turned into Spiked, but I approve. Their take on the complete silence in the media about Manchester:
https://www.spiked-online.com/2020/01/1 ... ani-gangs/

Police only investigated after a 15 year old was injected with heroin, abused and died. After their investigation, which identified over 50 victims and nearly 100 abusers, they shut it down with no charges out of an over-developed sense of racial sensitivity. So much easier to follow the example of W. Yorks. and appoint community relations officers to increase immigrant muslim recruitment to the force, though they really ought to be careful whom they appoint:

Police officer Amjad Ditta in group charged with sex offences

#9082

More bushfire shit -

I keep accidentally drinking water with rotting animal carcasses and bushfire ash in it from the tap. Not dead yet and am still shitting logs. This "boil water" notice crap is obviously a conspiracy to stop me bottling it and selling it to nightclub retards.

'Straya - land of soft cocks.

#9083

The other thing the Oz fires reminded me of - my theory that humanity is one third people more concerned with your welfare than their own and two thirds narcissistic assholes that will eat their own children if you don't let them shove in front of you to the evac centre kitchen queue is correct.

#9084

screwtape wrote: ↑ I don't quite know how Living Marxism magazine turned into Spiked

Cuz "Spiked" is more catchy than "Clinging Desperately to a Failed Ideology News and Review".

#9085

Sheffield U to pay students to report fellow students for thought crime micro-aggressions:

https://www.bbc.com/news/education-51098539

h/t titania

#9086

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ Sheffield U to pay students to report fellow students for thought crime micro-aggressions:

https://www.bbc.com/news/education-51098539

h/t titania

In order to describe this, English needs a word that's somewhere between desperate and pathetic, but without the sense of moderation those words share.

#9087

It’s pissing down here in Sydney. Koalas will be drowning without their trees.

#9088

franc wrote: ↑ More bushfire shit -

I keep accidentally drinking water with rotting animal carcasses and bushfire ash in it from the tap. Not dead yet and am still shitting logs. This "boil water" notice crap is obviously a conspiracy to stop me bottling it and selling it to nightclub retards.

'Straya - land of soft cocks.

You gotta FERMENT that liquid roadkill... then drink it under a full moon. It turns you into a werewolf-type creature/ whatever variety you drank... 'roo, wallaby, koala

#9089

That would never happen...

#9090

More fire bullshit -

some friends lost whole house, 2 goats and a dog. Dog was terrified and ran to safe space under sofa in house as fire tore in like freight train. Wife and kid in car. Dog was abandoned.

Choices you never want to make.

#9091

More bushfire shit - chronic exhaustion. Thought it was just me. It's not. No one around here has been able to snatch more than an hour or two sleep since last year. Seems we have forgotten how to sleep. Started with evac order 3am 31 Dec last year. I drank 3 litres of wine prior to that and crashed at 2am. Drunk driving on adrenaline. Hit nothing. Got there. What a cunt of a thing fires are. Not all of the time. Only when you don't want them.

#9092

franc wrote: ↑ More bushfire shit - chronic exhaustion. Thought it was just me. It's not. No one around here has been able to snatch more than an hour or two sleep since last year. Seems we have forgotten how to sleep. Started with evac order 3am 31 Dec last year. I drank 3 litres of wine prior to that and crashed at 2am. Drunk driving on adrenaline. Hit nothing. Got there. What a cunt of a thing fires are. Not all of the time. Only when you don't want them.

Kinda like chicks actually. Now there's some profundity.

#9093

US Appeals court denies brave trans woman, Kathrine Nicole Jett's, request to receive gender-affirming language in court proceedings. Instead, she will suffer the humiliation and literal violence of dead-naming and mispronouning while being sentenced to fifteen years for possession of child pornography.

Is there no justice in America?

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-ba ... s-courtesy

http://www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pu ... 16-CR0.pdf

#9094

franc wrote: ↑ More bushfire shit - chronic exhaustion. Thought it was just me. It's not. No one around here has been able to snatch more than an hour or two sleep since last year. Seems we have forgotten how to sleep. Started with evac order 3am 31 Dec last year. I drank 3 litres of wine prior to that and crashed at 2am. Drunk driving on adrenaline. Hit nothing. Got there. What a cunt of a thing fires are. Not all of the time. Only when you don't want them.

It sucks. It wears you down. I spent seven months with a "go-bag" in my truck, facing down the driveway to save seconds, even though my escape route would probably be to drive into the middle of the dressage ring and hope the horses have the sense to join me. Sinking dread at the sound of the fire planes coming over, rooting for the wind in nearby blazes to blow the other direction and ruin other folks' lives.

Two years ago my GF lost her house and everything in it. One cat ran away as she evacuated; luckily he showed up after three weeks. Her roommate at the time left her dog inside. One neighbor drove into a ditch while fleeing; the other neighbors tried to drag her out of the wreck but had to leave her. The flames got her a few seconds later.

So when our dry-drunk posturing governor blames the wildfires on climate change and all his fellow metropolitan lefties with their honking carbon footprints fawn all over Saint Greta, and wail that we only have twelve years to DO SOMETHING and save the planet, I'm thinking: guys, I've only got three more months before shitty rainy season turns into shitty fire season, and you out-of-touch, sanctimonious pricks have done fuck all to improve the situation since last time.

#9095

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ US Appeals court denies brave trans woman, Kathrine Nicole Jett's, request to receive gender-affirming language in court proceedings. Instead, she will suffer the humiliation and literal violence of dead-naming and mispronouning while being sentenced to fifteen years for possession of child pornography.

Is there no justice in America?

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-ba ... s-courtesy

http://www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pu ... 16-CR0.pdf

Said brave transwoman who pled guilty to attempted to get ahold of kiddie porn. Just sayin'

#9096

Christ. Reading all the shit's happening in Australia, it sucks the only thing I can do is send good vibes. Worse that it's been pouring down here for days now, it's like the opposite of what it was last year. Life just isn't fair. :bjarte:

#9097

Phil, your 'Pit killing record is over. A whole 24 hours. Beat that. :dance:

#9098

If you think voters are racist, you have the right to negate elections you lose:

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/t ... cna1110356

#9099

NYT publishes op-ed:

I’m a Liberal Who Thinks Immigration Must Be Restricted

Corporatist elite go batshit.

#9100

Boardgames tackle colonialism:

https://quillette.com/2020/01/17/goa-go ... oardgames/

#9101

Pitchguest wrote: ↑ Phil, your 'Pit killing record is over. A whole 24 hours. Beat that. :dance:

You might want to check the first comment on this page by windy, I think that was there for a couple of days.

#9102

If you see an overweight person struggling up the hiking trail don't ask them if they are OK, especially if you are "straight-sized":

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/i-do ... ket-newtab

#9103

mordacious1 wrote: ↑
Pitchguest wrote: ↑ Phil, your 'Pit killing record is over. A whole 24 hours. Beat that. :dance:
You might want to check the first comment on this page by windy, I think that was there for a couple of days.

Nooooooooo...~! :twatson: And that was even longer than 24 hours. I've been had! :violin:

#9104

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ If you think voters are racist, you have the right to negate elections you lose:

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/t ... cna1110356

It's curious, really, how mainstream media outlets are just given carte blanche to lie about public figures like this with impunity. They can't even excuse it by saying it's an op-ed; they signed off on this. It's bloody shameless is what it is.

#9105

The voice af an angel, reminding me of when California was a nice place before the libtards turned it into the hipster infested, scorched, people shitting on the streets hellhole it is now. :cry:

#9106

Nice to something Lee beyond the two iconic Evanescence jingles.

I just incurred a birthday. Mitigated by cake. A rude backslap to the liver after 9 months of sucking up.
https://i.imgur.com/unkjHfD.jpg

#9107

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ NYT publishes op-ed:

I’m a Liberal Who Thinks Immigration Must Be Restricted

Corporatist elite go batshit.

I mean, it's the same shit that happens in basically every country with an influx of immigrants or refugees. Sooner or later the tide needs to be stemmed or stopped (for a while), and often many of the most vocal supporters of this are immigrants or refugees themselves (because they don't want their host country to be flooded), but to even suggest this is somehow verboten.

In the US this kind of indignation makes even less sense, because there most of the objection is to ILLEGAL immigration. :think:

#9108

Brive wrote:

Nice to something Lee beyond the two iconic Evanescence jingles.

I'm guessing this would be one of the jingles:

She does well to work with the dense /full sound of her band members without be totally drownded out. It sounds OK and maybe with a few more listenings it could grow on me.

#9109

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ Brive wrote:
Nice to something Lee beyond the two iconic Evanescence jingles.
I'm guessing this would be one of the jingles:
.com/watch?v=i3MKTm-49uI
She does well to work with the dense /full sound of her band members without be totally drownded out. It sounds OK and maybe with a few more listenings it could grow on me.

Indeed.

And The other of course is “My Immortal” which doesn’t have any drowning out.

I believe the church damage in the video was the result of a Spanish Civil War execution.

There are some acoustic versions of both songs that preserve an honest voice.

#9110

Sigh. Let me intrude upon the sounds of silence by finding some spoons.

#9111

Potholer to the rescue again with an antidote to the blizzard of bullshit flying around about Aussie fires.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0x46-enxsA

#9112

(Yes, he's a comedian "in character")

#9113

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:43 pm
The voice af an angel, reminding me of when California was a nice place before the libtards turned it into the hipster infested, scorched, people shitting on the streets hellhole it is now. :cry:

Yeah but there's a very old joke:
Q: Why is California like granola?
A: Cuz after you take away the fruits and the nuts, all you're left with are the flakes.

#9114

Pitchguest wrote: ↑
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ If you think voters are racist, you have the right to negate elections you lose:

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/t ... cna1110356
It's curious, really, how mainstream media outlets are just given carte blanche to lie about public figures like this with impunity. They can't even excuse it by saying it's an op-ed; they signed off on this. It's bloody shameless is what it is.

It's Nullification, and yes, it's extremely alarming that such anti-democratic notions are given a platform and respect by MSM.

#9115

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ Brive wrote:
Nice to something Lee beyond the two iconic Evanescence jingles.
I'm guessing this would be one of the jingles:

She does well to work with the dense /full sound of her band members without be totally drownded out. It sounds OK and maybe with a few more listenings it could grow on me.

I find her singing voice incredibly sexy. Hate away, bitches.

#9116

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑
free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ Brive wrote:
Nice to something Lee beyond the two iconic Evanescence jingles.
I'm guessing this would be one of the jingles:

She does well to work with the dense /full sound of her band members without be totally drownded out. It sounds OK and maybe with a few more listenings it could grow on me.
I find her singing voice incredibly sexy. Hate away, bitches.

Sirens have that irresistible allure. Mere mortal men like us are at their mercy.
Probably a hormone thing.

#9117

I always liked Tourniquet

#9118

Well I had to look up Evanescence. Sounds likes she's almost as hard to work with as Carlos Santana.

#9119

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ snip

Sirens have that irresistible allure. Mere mortal men like us are at their mercy.
Probably a hormone thing.

Coat me in honey and throw me to the Sirens.

#9120

KiwiInOz wrote: ↑
free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ snip

Sirens have that irresistible allure. Mere mortal men like us are at their mercy.
Probably a hormone thing.
Coat me in honey and throw me to the Sirens.

https://i.imgur.com/9E1pghu.jpg