You is all a bunch of poofs!

[Lsuoma]

Ah, he's gone out into the cold...

[KiwiInOz]

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Stiff

[Service Dog]

Pneumonia. Alas no ventilator could forestall yon phleming.

[Hunt]

Arnie and Cosby in the same bag? Arnie is a seriously inspiring individual. Wouldn't begrudge him an honorary title at all.

What if he insisted everyone call him Dr. Arnold?

[Hunt]

Regarding the "Dr." Jill Biden kerfuffle. My personal opinion is that anyone insisting on the Dr. honorific should really be an M.D. I will begrudgingly tolerate it for that. If you're an English Lit. Phd....no, just no. If you're Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bill Cosby, with "honorifics" from a string of groveling universities, hell no.

I honestly thought she was a physician, so now I feel played. The world is filled with enough fakery already without this kind of BS.

What about those of us who have a PhD in Forestry (forest ecology)?

You can get away with "Dr. KiwiInOz" but only if you're African American.

[Hunt]

Regarding the "Dr." Jill Biden kerfuffle. My personal opinion is that anyone insisting on the Dr. honorific should really be an M.D. I will begrudgingly tolerate it for that. If you're an English Lit. Phd....no, just no. If you're Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bill Cosby, with "honorifics" from a string of groveling universities, hell no.

I honestly thought she was a physician, so now I feel played. The world is filled with enough fakery already without this kind of BS.

One day real soon I’ll extend my MA on Pre-war infantry tactical doctrine and training methods - and its implications for immediate post-1914 training paradigms and initial offensive actions.

But I will demand the simple honorific of “Sir”.

Well hell, with those credentials surely you could do a colonoscopy.

[Service Dog]

Kalamazoo

[Brive1987]

Regarding the "Dr." Jill Biden kerfuffle. My personal opinion is that anyone insisting on the Dr. honorific should really be an M.D. I will begrudgingly tolerate it for that. If you're an English Lit. Phd....no, just no. If you're Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bill Cosby, with "honorifics" from a string of groveling universities, hell no.

I honestly thought she was a physician, so now I feel played. The world is filled with enough fakery already without this kind of BS.

One day real soon I’ll extend my MA on Pre-war infantry tactical doctrine and training methods - and its implications for immediate post-1914 training paradigms and initial offensive actions.

But I will demand the simple honorific of “Sir”.

Well hell, with those credentials surely you could do a colonoscopy.

Ignoring the back-door snide, I’ll simply note we have perfectly good technical colleges to teach trades.

[KiwiInOz]

Regarding the "Dr." Jill Biden kerfuffle. My personal opinion is that anyone insisting on the Dr. honorific should really be an M.D. I will begrudgingly tolerate it for that. If you're an English Lit. Phd....no, just no. If you're Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bill Cosby, with "honorifics" from a string of groveling universities, hell no.

I honestly thought she was a physician, so now I feel played. The world is filled with enough fakery already without this kind of BS.

One day real soon I’ll extend my MA on Pre-war infantry tactical doctrine and training methods - and its implications for immediate post-1914 training paradigms and initial offensive actions.

But I will demand the simple honorific of “Sir”.

Well hell, with those credentials surely you could do a colonoscopy.

Ignoring the back-door snide, I’ll simply note we have perfectly good technical colleges to teach trades.

The home handy person can do one with a plumbing snake from the local hire centre.

[Hunt]

The home handy person can do one with a plumbing snake from the local hire centre.

Nothing quite so crude. $76 American dollars and you'll be shoving things up peoples' asses faster than they can say "Is this covered by insurance?"

[ThreeFlangedJavis]

Arnie and Cosby in the same bag? Arnie is a seriously inspiring individual. Wouldn't begrudge him an honorary title at all.

What if he insisted everyone call him Dr. Arnold?

No true Arnie would do such a thing.

[mordacious1]

All joking aside, snaking people’s backsides can be a lucrative business. I hear there are plenty of openings.

[Driftless]

All joking aside, snaking people’s backsides can be a lucrative business. I hear there are plenty of openings.

Do the job long enough and you'll know every asshole in town.

[Matt Cavanaugh]

All joking aside, snaking people’s backsides can be a lucrative business. I hear there are plenty of openings.

To really turn a profit, you must be willing to go all in.

[screwtape]

Doctors of Philosophy like me are real Doctors - Quantum Chemistry in my case. Physicians are just applied butchers. They got title envy, and appropriated our title to themselves.

With appropriate apologies to Screwy...

None needed. I'm a barber surgeon.
The peculiar thing about the tirade against Jill Biden is that it disses education twice: firstly that it isn't worth having a doctorate in, and then again the author disses her for having bothered to go to the effort to gain the qualification. And this comes from an (ex-) academic? Strange.

No shit. I never use my title. As you say, people who insist on it (like Sticky Dicky) are generally complete dickheads.

Quite right, Master.

And for the amateur colonoscopists, you have it easy with fibre-optic scopes. In the good old days when a rigid sigmoidoscope was the norm, a well-prepared bowel would usually have some enema-induced LiquiShit™ waiting to be disturbed. Now a rigid sig is basically a steel tube with an obturator, a light source, a connection for some air to be pumped in and a way to seal the end so air pressure can be contained. Having entered the appropriate orifice, one removes the obturator (which is like a large bullet on the end of a thin rod) and closes a small glass window over the end of the tube. This has an o-ring to seal it, so an insufflator can then be used to, ostensibly, inflate the bowel in advance of the sigmoidoscope so you can see where you are going. Practically, the air is pumped in until the patient groans in a satisfying manner, as one must punish him or her for putting one in that position. The flick of the wrist required to traverse the sigmoid flexure adds a pleasing contrapunctual overtone to the patient's audible suffering. But what no amateur will ever appreciate until too late, is the need to step quickly to one side on withdrawing the obturator: there will be a gush of LiquiShit™ that floods out from the scope before the glass door can be closed. It's an error you only make once, and requires an immediate change of clothing and a leisurely shower (one fantasizes about asking a nurse to "hold this" as you go off to get cleaned up, along with instructions to "squeeze the rubber bulb a few times if the patient stops making those noises"). Then, when you finally identify the inflamed colonic mucosa, or the tumour, you have to bravely re-open the window, swab the are clean with a giant Q-tip used just like a muzzle-loader's ramdor, and insert some 18" long biopsy forceps and take a bite. And that's how we used to do it. All good fun, but I can't say I miss it very much.

https://img.medscapestatic.com/pi/meds/ ... 4017tn.jpg

[Service Dog]

https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/ ... 185843.jpg

[Matt Cavanaugh]

https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/ ... 185843.jpg

He's just one mustache-shaving away from becoming yet another Ginger Moslem.

[Service Dog]

What a day.... Google, YouTube, & Gmail all went down, simultaneously. Are they practicing turning-off the internet?

Or was it that Solar Wind chinese hack problem?

AG Bill Barr resigns.

Krystal & Saager go all-in on Election Meddling electronic-interference narrative... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDBEnH_UNaY (just kidding, they only care about Bernie getting screwed in Iowa.)

And howabout that Michigan judge allowing the release of the forensic audit of a Dominion machine. So much amazing stuff there... on district had 6 registered voters/ and only 3 voted... but 660 additional votes were recorded there! https://www.depernolaw.com/uploads/2/7/ ... acted].pdf

=

I was just thinking... if Trump actually succeeds in winning a 2nd term... the news media and 'influencers' are completely un-equipped to tell the public he won by due process & they need to accept it. Even if the media wanted-to, which... they don't want to.

On the other side... if Biden is installed... the same media and influencers... have completely pissed-away any sway they once had... with the Trump-side. The media will have zero power to tell MAGA to accept due process & yield.

Who would EVERYBODY listen to?

[KiwiInOz]

snip

And for the amateur colonoscopists, you have it easy with fibre-optic scopes. In the good old days when a rigid sigmoidoscope was the norm, a well-prepared bowel would usually have some enema-induced LiquiShit™ waiting to be disturbed. Now a rigid sig is basically a steel tube with an obturator, a light source, a connection for some air to be pumped in and a way to seal the end so air pressure can be contained. Having entered the appropriate orifice, one removes the obturator (which is like a large bullet on the end of a thin rod) and closes a small glass window over the end of the tube. This has an o-ring to seal it, so an insufflator can then be used to, ostensibly, inflate the bowel in advance of the sigmoidoscope so you can see where you are going. Practically, the air is pumped in until the patient groans in a satisfying manner, as one must punish him or her for putting one in that position. The flick of the wrist required to traverse the sigmoid flexure adds a pleasing contrapunctual overtone to the patient's audible suffering. But what no amateur will ever appreciate until too late, is the need to step quickly to one side on withdrawing the obturator: there will be a gush of LiquiShit™ that floods out from the scope before the glass door can be closed. It's an error you only make once, and requires an immediate change of clothing and a leisurely shower (one fantasizes about asking a nurse to "hold this" as you go off to get cleaned up, along with instructions to "squeeze the rubber bulb a few times if the patient stops making those noises"). Then, when you finally identify the inflamed colonic mucosa, or the tumour, you have to bravely re-open the window, swab the are clean with a giant Q-tip used just like a muzzle-loader's ramdor, and insert some 18" long biopsy forceps and take a bite. And that's how we used to do it. All good fun, but I can't say I miss it very much.

https://img.medscapestatic.com/pi/meds/ ... 4017tn.jpg

As taught at the University of PornHub.

[Matt Cavanaugh]

4K non-citizens voted in Nevada

[KiwiInOz]

4K non-citizens voted in Nevada

Assuming that this is real, that they were all votes for the Biden, and there were no dodgy votes for El Trumpo, then Biden still beats Trump by 29,596 votes in Nevada.

[Lsuoma]

Hard to open a clam that wants to remain a clam.

[Matt Cavanaugh]

Assuming that this is real, that they were all votes for the Biden, and there were no dodgy votes for El Trumpo, then Biden still beats Trump by 29,596 votes in Nevada.

In NV were also:

42,000 who voted twice

1,500 dead people voted

30,000 voters registered at non-residential addresses, vacant addresses, or non-existent addresses

9,200 fraudulent voters in a single district in Clark County

[Service Dog]

Assuming that this is real, that they were all votes for the Biden, and there were no dodgy votes for El Trumpo, then Biden still beats Trump by 29,596 votes in Nevada.

Awesome! You're willing to assume-for-argument's-sake that... 3,987 legal and illegal immigrants in Nevada... used their non-citizen driver's licenses to vote.
https://www.theepochtimes.com/mkt_app/n ... 16340.html

Now consider this...

"42,284 Nevada voters appear to have voted twice in the 2020 General Election."
https://nevadagop.org/double-voting-in-nevada/

1,500 Nevada voters were dead
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics ... r-BB1bzq7L

2,468 votes were cast by people who had legally changed their residency address to another state or country.

8,000 Nevada votes were cast by 'residents' of physically nonexistent addresses.

15,000 Nevada votes were cast from vacant properties, or commercial addresses-- such as casinos.

https://twitter.com/NVGOP/status/1334636181003227138

and 15,000 Nevada voters also voted in another state
https://youtu.be/Ow4tcUHtOfg

[Service Dog]

:nin:

[Brive1987]

Bwhahahah.

[KiwiInOz]

Assuming that this is real, that they were all votes for the Biden, and there were no dodgy votes for El Trumpo, then Biden still beats Trump by 29,596 votes in Nevada.

In NV were also:

42,000 who voted twice

1,500 dead people voted

30,000 voters registered at non-residential addresses, vacant addresses, or non-existent addresses

9,200 fraudulent voters in a single district in Clark County

I'm sure that once there is actual proof of conspiracy, vote rigging, illegality, and matching of these to candidate then your courts will have a field day. Nevertheless, your Electoral College has voted for Biden despite surely knowing about this mass malfeasance. Are they corrupt? Have the tentacles of the Dems manipulated them. Are the Republican majority State colleges secret Dems? Or maybe they are not buying the FUD.

[KiwiInOz]

Bwhahahah.

What numpty has Dr and PhD in his title? Who lists their Bachelors when they have a Master's?

[KiwiInOz]

Is investigating electoral fraud a Sate or Federal issue. If State, I'd expect Republican led States to direct their SBI to investigate post haste and with all rigour.

If they don't, then a couple of hypotheses for why not include not believing that there is electoral fraud, not believing that there is electoral fraud at scale that could influence an election, they are also engaged in electoral fraud and don't want that exposed, or they suspect that electoral fraud may also be being conducted by Republican voters. There may of course be other hypotheses/reasons.

And citing the Epoch Times as fucking evidence? Bugger me. Now I appreciate that several members may be doing this for shits and giggles and playing the long contrarian game, but I'm also beginning to wonder whether an intervention needs to be staged.

[Keating]

Be grateful for the Australian Electoral Commission, but Elections ACT is a steaming pile of shit.

[Driftless]

Is investigating electoral fraud a Sate or Federal issue. If State, I'd expect Republican led States to direct their SBI to investigate post haste and with all rigour.

If they don't, then a couple of hypotheses for why not include not believing that there is electoral fraud, not believing that there is electoral fraud at scale that could influence an election, they are also engaged in electoral fraud and don't want that exposed, or they suspect that electoral fraud may also be being conducted by Republican voters. There may of course be other hypotheses/reasons.

And citing the Epoch Times as fucking evidence? Bugger me. Now I appreciate that several members may be doing this for shits and giggles and playing the long contrarian game, but I'm also beginning to wonder whether an intervention needs to be staged.

Next you'll be telling us that Bigfoot does not exist despite all of the evidence. :o

[Hunt]

Doctors of Philosophy like me are real Doctors - Quantum Chemistry in my case. Physicians are just applied butchers. They got title envy, and appropriated our title to themselves.

With appropriate apologies to Screwy...

None needed. I'm a barber surgeon.
The peculiar thing about the tirade against Jill Biden is that it disses education twice: firstly that it isn't worth having a doctorate in, and then again the author disses her for having bothered to go to the effort to gain the qualification. And this comes from an (ex-) academic? Strange.

No shit. I never use my title. As you say, people who insist on it (like Sticky Dicky) are generally complete dickheads.

Quite right, Master.

And for the amateur colonoscopists, you have it easy with fibre-optic scopes. In the good old days when a rigid sigmoidoscope was the norm, a well-prepared bowel would usually have some enema-induced LiquiShit™ waiting to be disturbed. Now a rigid sig is basically a steel tube with an obturator, a light source, a connection for some air to be pumped in and a way to seal the end so air pressure can be contained. Having entered the appropriate orifice, one removes the obturator (which is like a large bullet on the end of a thin rod) and closes a small glass window over the end of the tube. This has an o-ring to seal it, so an insufflator can then be used to, ostensibly, inflate the bowel in advance of the sigmoidoscope so you can see where you are going. Practically, the air is pumped in until the patient groans in a satisfying manner, as one must punish him or her for putting one in that position. The flick of the wrist required to traverse the sigmoid flexure adds a pleasing contrapunctual overtone to the patient's audible suffering. But what no amateur will ever appreciate until too late, is the need to step quickly to one side on withdrawing the obturator: there will be a gush of LiquiShit™ that floods out from the scope before the glass door can be closed. It's an error you only make once, and requires an immediate change of clothing and a leisurely shower (one fantasizes about asking a nurse to "hold this" as you go off to get cleaned up, along with instructions to "squeeze the rubber bulb a few times if the patient stops making those noises"). Then, when you finally identify the inflamed colonic mucosa, or the tumour, you have to bravely re-open the window, swab the are clean with a giant Q-tip used just like a muzzle-loader's ramdor, and insert some 18" long biopsy forceps and take a bite. And that's how we used to do it. All good fun, but I can't say I miss it very much.

https://img.medscapestatic.com/pi/meds/ ... 4017tn.jpg

The amazing advances of medical science.

[John D]

I enjoyed this performance.

[Matt Cavanaugh]

I'm sure that once there is actual proof of conspiracy, vote rigging, illegality, and matching of these to candidate then your courts will have a field day.

There already is copious "actual proof". Only hand audits of these fraudulent ballots would indicate which candidate benefitted. The Dem state officials refuse to allow that. GA will be conducting a signature audit.

Nevertheless, your Electoral College has voted for Biden despite surely knowing about this mass malfeasance. Are they corrupt? Have the tentacles of the Dems manipulated them. Are the Republican majority State colleges secret Dems? Or maybe they are not buying the FUD.

You imagine the EC as something it's not. When we fill in a bubble next to a presidential candidate's name, we're actually voting for a slate of electors, with each party fielding a slate. The slates are comprised of party bigwigs; Hillary Clinton is one of NY's Dem electors.

The Dem state officials in the contested states certified the election results, designating the Dem slate of electors. Electors convene in each state and vote for their presidential candidate. NB: In MI and a few other states, the Republican electors convened and cast their votes for Trump. The state elector results are next sent to Congress in early January, which either accepts or rejects them. A few times in our history, a state has sent the results from two competing elector slates.

I hope now you understand how unpersuasive it is to argue that, since the likes of Hillary Clinton, Rahm Emmanuel, and assorted state Dem party leaders 'are not buying it', the allegations of election fraud are therefore bogus.

[Really?]

Our old friend and her brilliant scholarship have been exposed to a whole new audience:

https://thepostmillennial.com/trans-act ... y-blockers

I was unaware of this bit of Zinnia herstory:

In 2013, Zinnia testified as a witness for Private Chelsea Manning, a former United States Army soldier who was convicted by court-martial in July 2013 of violations of the Espionage Act and other offenses, after disclosing to WikiLeaks nearly 750,000 classified and sensitive military and diplomatic documents.

The day after sentencing, Manning's attorney issued a press release to the Today show announcing that his client was a female, and asked that she be referred to by her new name of Chelsea and feminine pronouns.

According to Zinnia, she was called as a witness because “...she had been contacted by Manning in 2009 and the two subsequently shared several conversations about the topics discussed in Zinnia's videos and Manning's personal struggles.”

[Service Dog]

Our old friend and her brilliant scholarship have been exposed to a whole new audience:

https://thepostmillennial.com/trans-act ... y-blockers

I was unaware of this bit of Zinnia herstory:

In 2013, Zinnia testified as a witness for Private Chelsea Manning, a former United States Army soldier who was convicted by court-martial in July 2013 of violations of the Espionage Act and other offenses, after disclosing to WikiLeaks nearly 750,000 classified and sensitive military and diplomatic documents.

The day after sentencing, Manning's attorney issued a press release to the Today show announcing that his client was a female, and asked that she be referred to by her new name of Chelsea and feminine pronouns.

According to Zinnia, she was called as a witness because “...she had been contacted by Manning in 2009 and the two subsequently shared several conversations about the topics discussed in Zinnia's videos and Manning's personal struggles.”

Yeah-- As I recall-- the night before Manning was called to testify at the court martial-- Zinnia had the brilliant idea of doing a Reddit Ask Me Anything, talking about Zinnia's interactions with Manning. The AMA was flooded with comments saying 'What the fuck are you doing? Don't you realize anything you say could fuck up his defense?!!!'

[Service Dog]

Bwhahahah.

What numpty has Dr and PhD in his title? Who lists their Bachelors when they have a Master's?

[ThreeFlangedJavis]

Assuming that this is real, that they were all votes for the Biden, and there were no dodgy votes for El Trumpo, then Biden still beats Trump by 29,596 votes in Nevada.

In NV were also:

42,000 who voted twice

1,500 dead people voted

30,000 voters registered at non-residential addresses, vacant addresses, or non-existent addresses

9,200 fraudulent voters in a single district in Clark County

I'm sure that once there is actual proof of conspiracy, vote rigging, illegality, and matching of these to candidate then your courts will have a field day. Nevertheless, your Electoral College has voted for Biden despite surely knowing about this mass malfeasance. Are they corrupt? Have the tentacles of the Dems manipulated them. Are the Republican majority State colleges secret Dems? Or maybe they are not buying the FUD.

Really! How do you prove voting irregularities? How do you get the relevant authorities to do the forensic audit necessary when the courts keep rejecting cases on everything but the evidence? It's a catch 22, one made almost impossible to overcome by the media squashing everything but tin foil hat theories. People are naively trusting the courts and justice system without an appreciation of the political nature of judges, their motivations and the devices they can use to dismiss cases. They also don't appreciate the relationship between Trump and the Republican Party and how willing they are to stab him in the back.

Bottom line is that if you don't have proper mail ballot chain of custody, signature checks, witnessing and receipt deadlines the integrity of an election isn't worth shit. One party pushed to create those lax conditions while pre-empting objections with a media campaign. You had obstruction of monitors, very suspicious late night unmonitored ballot counting and now a very strong resistance to proper auditing in the face of impossibly low signature rejection rates in key states. Why have the states that have digitised ballots not release them for scrutiny? Georgia promised to do this before the election but hasn't. They also promised a full forensic audit but backed out now that the media have given them cover.

This election was a farce with key states not reporting accurate ballot totals on time with ballot totals rising after the election until Biden was over the line. Even a lower than normal signature rejection rate would give Trump the election but he is finding it impossible to get the courts to demand forensic audits. In one court case the Democrat expert found an 11% issue with signatures, much more than the Repubs claimed and multiples of the margin of victory, but the judge still did not order any action.

On top of all of this you have the quite implausible turnout and vote patterns in the swing states which not only buck the national trends but see neighbouring constituencies with similar demographics and voting histories diverging suddenly. The election stinks. If the Democrats really believe they won and really believe their hypocritical bullshit about conciliation they would be backing forensic audits. They are trying to prevent them. If this were a murder trial the defendant would be on death row.

[Lsuoma]

Bwhahahah.

What numpty has Dr and PhD in his title? Who lists their Bachelors when they have a Master's?

Krauts do. They call themselves Dr Dr if they have two doctorates.

[Matt Cavanaugh]

You address them as Herr Doktor -- 'Mr. Doctor'. Or, 'Mrs. Cheating Golddigging Upgrading Husbands Via Dick Sucking In A Corvette Doctor' in the case of Jill Biden.

Our dear leader would be a Dipl-Ing.

[screwtape]

While the most charitable thing I can say about the WSJ article about Dr 'Kiddo' Biden is that it was rude, I have to say I can't see any misogyny in it. There are arguments against it being made (including by the Biden campaign) on the grounds that it would not have been written about a male holding a doctorate in education. That might be true, and it might not. It postulates something we don't know, and it is not therefore an effective or valid argument against the WSJ position.

I do dislike this immediate leap into an identity politics position. The (now) venerable Julie Burchill - she was a kid in a leather jacket when I knew her - has had a book about cancel culture cancelled because Ash Sarkar, of all unbiased and reasonable people, decided to criticise the amusing Rod Liddle for saying in 2012 that he could not have been a teacher for his desire to roger the nubiles. Julie replied that Ash worshipped a by-definition paedo (Ayesha being nine years old). And so her book has been dropped by the publisher. She will find another, better publisher, and more of us will buy it just to make the point.

[Service Dog]

https://media.thedonald.win/post/kKy4En13.jpeg

[Keating]

Yes, I know this is fake

[Really?]

Yes, I know this is fake

Beat me to it. Amazing.

in case you're wondering if Clymer is qualified to be Sec Ed, Clymer has a Bachelor's in American Government and Politics.

At least Dr. Jill Biden EdD has a degree in the field.

[Really?]

Yes, I know this is fake

Beat me to it. Amazing.

in case you're wondering if Clymer is qualified to be Sec Ed, Clymer has a Bachelor's in American Government and Politics.

At least Dr. Jill Biden EdD has a degree in the field.

Oh, it's a parody account using the Breaking 911 logo.

Thank god.

[Lsuoma]

Chasers still got it.

[Service Dog]

I'm also beginning to wonder whether an intervention needs to be staged.

This a SHOCKING admission from the Fulton County GA Elections Director.

They adjudicated 94% of ballots. A voter panel then determines “voter intent”, meaning they can CHANGE the votes.

Forensic analysis now shows there is NO audit trail for the adjudication process.

[KiwiInOz]

https://media.thedonald.win/post/kKy4En13.jpeg

Now to understand the significance of the size of the Twinkie, can you also give the size of the mouth for scale.

[Service Dog]

Now to understand the significance of the size of the Twinkie, can you also give the size of the mouth for scale.

No limit has been established on the amount of suet you'll eagerly swallow, baby bird.

[KiwiInOz]

I thought that this was quite funny.



But Daniel Craig and Liz II did it better at the London Olympics.

[KiwiInOz]

Now to understand the significance of the size of the Twinkie, can you also give the size of the mouth for scale.

No limit has been established on the amount of suet you'll eagerly swallow, baby bird.

Who to believe? Hmmm.

Someone's getting goosed, that's for sure.

https://www.britannica.com/explore/savi ... gras-2.jpg

[Brive1987]

I’m so glad the anti-democratic storm has passed. :bjarte:

[Service Dog]

Who to believe? Hmmm.

I clicked your link & started reading.

I read down to this part:

"The report came from an organization called Allied Security Operations Group, which has previously made false claims about Michigan's election.

The group previously claimed there were six precincts with more than 120% turnout in the state's election. But its data was incorrect, according to publicly available turnout numbers."

So I clicked that link & started reading.

There is no chance a county board of canvassers would allow a precinct to be certified with 781% turnout, said Jeanne Pezet, elections coordinator for Muskegon County.

Mistakes can and have happened that might lead to turnout rates appearing to be above 100% in "unofficial" results, but they are caught and corrected before the tallies are certified, she said.

Your own link says the voting machines can-and-have fucked up to an immense degree, requiring them to be caught-and-corrected.

Which is EXACTLY the claim which was made by the court ordered audit and the Big Twinkie meme: the machines' 68% error rate is so atrocious that these cannot be considered reliable voting machines.

The following is also from the link you provided. Here's what Dominion says about their machines UNDISPUTED error rate:

Dominion said in a statement that there were no software glitches in Antrim County or anywhere else. The problems in the county were "isolated human errors not involving Dominion." Officials failed to update the programming in their tabulators after requiring changes to their ballot, the company said.

The clerk's staff in Antrim County did not update the media drives for all of the tabulators in the county, so some tabulators did not communicate properly with the county’s central election management system software, according to the Michigan Secretary of State's Office.

After discovering the error in reporting the unofficial results, the clerk's office worked to report correct unofficial results by reviewing the printed totals tape on each tabulator and hand-entering the results for each race, for each precinct in the county, the secretary of state's office previously said.

See that last bit, highlighted in Kiwi-paté Brown? Oversight procedures exist, to assure that the process-- of manually reviewing the erroneous results and hand entering corrections-- is done fairly. But the lawful oversight procedures were not followed. Election observers were not allowed to watch the adjudication. And in some places (like Fulton County) no data trail of the adjudication is available to review.

[Service Dog]

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/ ... ow-man.jpg

[Matt Cavanaugh]

1. List of precincts with over 100% turnout is false

Mistakes can and have happened that might lead to turnout rates appearing to be above 100% in "unofficial" results, but they are caught and corrected before the tallies are certified....

One of the complaints is that ballots from names not on the voter rolls were counted, with the voter rolls amended after the election to include these names.

Even if all those newly-appearing voters were legit, 83% turn-out is unprecedented, and far in excess of turnout in similar heavily-black precincts in other cities not in swing states.

cf.
Same problem in 2016

“Numerous voting machines in heavily Democratic Detroit showed a greater number of ballots than poll workers records said were cast in the Nov. 8 presidential election, the Detroit News reported on Tuesday.
About 37 percent of precincts in Wayne County, Michigan, where Detroit is located, showed such discrepancies, the newspaper reported, citing records prepared at its request by the county.”

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-detr ... SKBN1422KP


2. 'Physically impossible' conclusion off base

“But election officials and experts widely rejected his claim in social media posts, noting that there were time differences between when results are released and when they actually are processed by tabulators.”

So, tweets denying malfeasance from those accused of malfeasance counts as evidence now?

If the claim is that the four ‘spikes’ are reporting spikes, not counting spikes, then provide documentation of when the counting actually occurred. Show evidence of other gross counting : reporting misalignments, both at other times of the day in Detroit, and in other cities across the country.

Belying these denials, however, are the affidavits describing massive deliveries of ballots arriving at the counting center just prior to the reporting ‘spikes’.

NB: “"Remember — the counting machines are not connected to the internet….” We now have evidence they were, for reasons yet unknown.


3. Detroit ballots were verified before they got to TCF Center, official says

“[W]hen Jessy Jacob complains that she 'was instructed not to look at any of the signatures on the absentee ballots, and I was instructed not to compare the signature on the absentee ballot with the signature on file' it was because that part of the process had already been completed by the City Clerk’s Office … prior to delivery….”

One of the concerns is that signature-checking was either not performed, or done as a charade, i.e., only a single letter had to match. Signature checking is one of the few ways to detect fraud; it’s no reassurance to learn that partisan city staffers performed it with no outside observers present.


4. Thomas: There wasn't backdating at TCF

"No ballot could have been 'backdated,' because no ballots received after 8:00 p.m. on November 3, 2020 were ever at the TCF Center….”

Multiple poll watchers testified that several large ‘dumps’ of ballots arrived beginning at four in the morning:

One Andrew Sitto:

He says by 4:30 a.m. on Nov. 4, right before a 5 a.m. shift change between poll watchers, one of two men in charge of the vote counting “got on the microphone and stated that another shipment of absentee ballots would be arriving and would have to be counted.”

“At approximately 4:30 a.m., tens of thousands of ballots were brought in and placed on eight long tables. Unlike the other ballots, these boxes were brought in from the rear of the room. The same procedure was performed on the ballots that arrived at approximately 4:30 a.m. …. All ballots sampled that I heard and observed were for Joe Biden.”

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5. Biden's big Detroit margin isn't suspicious

“In Detroit, Biden received 96% of the absentee votes cast for president. Trump received 3%. So out of every 100 absentee ballots cast in the city, the Republican president would have received three.
Overall, Biden received 94% of the vote in Detroit, and Trump 5%, which marked an improvement for Trump. Four years earlier, Democrat Hillary Clinton got 95%, and Trump received just 3%.”

For some reason, among blacks in Detroit, Milwaukee, Philadelphia, and Atlanta, Biden did significantly better, and Trump significantly worse, than among blacks across the rest of the country.

But the biggest concern remains the suspiciously atypical turnout.


6. Detroit lawyer: TCF poll worker list was made available

“There has been widespread criticism that there weren't enough GOP poll workers in Detroit”

Detroit's attorney Lawrence Garcia said poll workers participating at the TCF Center were identified "by name, as well as their stated political party preference in an official, poll worker list that was available for inspection and that was published to both the Republican and Democratic parties of Michigan well in advance of the AV (absent voter) ballot counting that took place this week."

Not sure what that statement debunks. The actual complaint is that GOP poll watchers were systematically harassed, blocked from observing ballots or filing challenges, removed for bogus infractions, or simply locked out.

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7. Claim of thousands of ballots counted twice is dubious

“If this happened thousands of times — as Mellissa Carone, a contractor for Dominion Voting Systems, has claimed — the precincts would be off by thousands of votes.

“There were 134 counting boards handling absentee ballots in Detroit. Of those, 39 boards, or 29% of them, were in balance, and 64 boards, or 48%, were individually off by plus or minus four votes or fewer each, according to results certified by the county's bipartisan board of canvassers. There were 31 boards, or 23% of the total, off by five or more votes, according to data from the Wayne County Clerk's Office.”

“Jonathan Brater, Michigan's election director, said in an affidavit that the difference in absentee ballots tabulated and names in poll books in Detroit was 150. There were "fewer ballots tabulated than names in the poll books….
"If ballots had been illegally counted, there would be substantially more, not slightly fewer, ballots tabulated than names in the poll books….”

This presents a substantial hurdle to the claim. Still, we have video proof from Atlanta of ballots run through multiple times, so Carone’s observation is credible. What was going on must be determined. It could be that Dominion machines are extremely bad at reading ballots — a concern in and of itself. It’s also entirely possible that ballots for Biden were scanned multiple times, with a corresponding number of Trump ballots not scanned.


The miscounts themselves, however, are a serious concern.

72% of Detroit's absentee ballot counts were off


Today's headline: Wayne County Had More Out-Of Balance Precincts Than Other 82 Counties Combined


NB: Per MI election law, an out-of-balance precinct may not be recounted. Hmmm.
cf.
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/opini ... 747144002/




8. Suggestions of 50,000 fraudulent ballots are untrustworthy

“Carone said she would guess that Detroit's poll books are off by more than 100,000.

“However, there also wasn't a surge in votes in Detroit…. the city this year experienced an increase of 9,354 ballots, a 3.7% jump.”

The charge, contained in multiple affidavits, is that the poll books were altered post facto to conform to the vote totals. Carone’s actual accusation was the post-election books are off compared to the ones referenced on election day. A simple comparison of the books pre-election to post-election would clear this up — if the evidence hasn’t been destroyed already.

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For decades, Detroit has been notorious for gross election irregularities. Using vague statements from the accused city election officials as proof that the accused city elections officials did nothing wrong and these are not the droids we're looking for, is unpersuasive. As for the judge presiding, Timothy Kenney is an elected, anti-Israel, soft on crime Democrat, who recently released numerous sex offenders due to the Wuhan virus, one of whom promptly raped three more women.

[Really?]

No Democrats did anything untoward in the election and as Zinnia reminds us, straight guys love having sex with transwomen.



Additionally, there are five lights and we've always been at war with Eastasia.

[Matt Cavanaugh]

Seriously, I've got bigger moobs and I'm not on estrogen.

[Service Dog]

GF told me a story yesterday. Not quite...

If it were 'a story', I would have been able to follow what she was saying.

She just started talking-- about some guy other-people are talking about on her social media feed. I don't know the guy. I don't know her social media 'friends'. I don't want to. They're just people she used to do drugs with. People who owned an edgy skateboarding magazine or a trendy bar in Brooklyn, or whatever.

So-- this guy who she-and-they were talking about... He had been living in his car. But he hadn't been seen for a week. People were starting to worry. A big snowstorm approaches.

The bars he worked-in are closed by lockdown. Maybe he was paid off the books and not eligible for unemployment money.

On social media-- he has been creative/desperate: posting a picture of his possessions, laid out on a sidewalk-- announcing 'a sale' to raise money. He posted an offer to give rides in his car-- to anyone needing to go to the airport or New Jersey or whatever, in exchange for a full tank of gasoline.

Cops found him dead in his car today. Suicide apparently.

Knowing that guy's fate gives me chill. I was in a similar predicament, a few years ago. My ex left me.
After 23 years with her, I was in shock. Living my van. Broke. Driving on a suspended license.

As for my former IRL 'friends'... no one came for me. To help pull me thru.

But I survived. My biggest problem these days is an abundance of comfort... every day is the same internet, tv shows, large meals, no exercise, no day job.

Still... that 'no one came for me' has a lasting effect. I don't believe in people anymore. I'm not optimistic that they'd know how to rescue me, even if they tried.

This scales-up to politics & govt. With even the purest intentions-- I don't think AOC or Greta Thunberg have the slightest idea how to help the people they 'care about'. Their misguided good intentions killed that guy alone in his car.

[AndrewV69]

Speaking of Zinnia:

LGBT Activist Calls For All Children To Be Put On Puberty Blockers

An LGBT activist has called for ALL children to be put on puberty blockers until a decision is made as to what gender they are going to be.

[MarcusAu]

Speaking of politicians - if anyone was wanting to know what Phil Goff has been up to - it's within the realms of possibility that the universe knows...