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Oolie's latest devastating critique: My argument is invalid because I'm an MRA. He knows I'm an MRA because I linked to some MRA stuff. By that logic and if my memory serves correctly, did he not link to some child porn to make a point against the Pit a while back? Therefore if he linked to child p...

Oolie's latest devastating critique: My argument is invalid because I'm an MRA. He knows I'm an MRA because I linked to some MRA stuff. By that logic and if my memory serves correctly, did he not link to some child porn to make a point against the Pit a while back? Therefore if he linked to child p...

[quote="Mykeru"]Oolie's latest devastating critique: My argument is invalid because I'm an MRA. He knows I'm an MRA because I linked to some MRA stuff. By that logic and if my memory serves correctly, did he not link to some child porn to make a point against the Pit a while back? Therefore if he li...

I consider myself a drinker too I like drinking booze that actually tastes nice - there are some fantastic ales, wines and whiskeys out there and I like to indulge once in a while plus I really like being drunk, its fun. I agree with John D - if anything in my life was actually suffering as a result...

OK

I'm back - what did I miss?

I blame Mykeru for this. His videos are Slymepitenableist

I like Elevatorgate Good person, very funny and very thorough in what he does. If Twitter were not a place where public ideas and opinions were not to be made public then I'd be more anti him Unless you set your Twitter to private, how the fuck can you complain that your views are being aired public...

Hi all, it has been a little while! I left all this alone for a while, had stuff going on and I come back to see nothing has changed in the FTBullies world It actually managed to get worse! ( I never believed I'd see more exhibitions of colossal hypocrisy and stupidity) So Oolon gets on TV with his ...

Morning all! A very happy birthday to Abbie, I'm rubbish and saying this a day late, but I'm a sort of "better late than never" kind of chap! How have you all been? I seem to have been put on the waiting list to be an uncle in October - do any of you know how to uncle and if its possible to learn it...

Al - you are one heck a hoopy frood and I am sorry life is being a total bastard to you right now, hope it somehow sorts itself out. I see someone has got two chaps fired from their jobs for making rude jokes Fuck me sideways with a prize winning flammable porcupine! I and several of my female colle...

rocko2466 wrote:
FrankGrimes wrote: Also, my better half thinks you guys are hilarious!
"Better half"?

TWO-FACE, is that you?

YOU!!

http://xkcd.com/700/

Another Aussie tweeter already acquainted with many on here. Been watching from the shadows for some time. It's about time to get more involved. http://i.imgur.com/L24o80y.jpg New character avatar. He's into pooping on irrational ppl, tormenting kitteh's, eating truffle and rational thought. Dislik...

Brackish. Oops. Forgot to append this explanatory lecture: r3ThppM3IhA I actually rather enjoyed that I may have only had less 2 hours sleep and things were a bit http://xkcd.com/313/ and http://xkcd.com/776/ this morning But I do like that song And I just noticed, after several viewings, that no m...

Michael K Gray wrote:
Michael K Gray wrote:Brackish.
Oops. Forgot to append this explanatory lecture:
[youtube]r3ThppM3IhA[/youtube]

I actually rather enjoyed that

I may have only had less 2 hours sleep and things were a bit http://xkcd.com/313/ and http://xkcd.com/776/ this morning

But I do like that song

So, I take it "ophelia" doesn't like people messing about with her name Good job she never ever typed "mykeru" like that on her blog or anything. So my dear Benny, most wonderful Ophie, you just keep feeling oppressed and don't for a second feel like you are some sort of galactic hypocrite of the hi...

Fuck off Aneris!

Also: fart! Ummm I'm telling Lsuoma - you sad bad words you norovirusist! I happy bad words! get it straight*! *Oh dear... I'm really proud of my degree in English and History, means I don't have to worry about smelling pistakes* I will refrain from making smutty remarks about getting it straight l...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Also: fart!

Ummm I'm telling Lsuoma - you sad bad words you norovirusist!

One thing that makes me giggle about the Nugent thread is the complete lack of understanding - probably willfully so, because hey, how else are they going to make a Pitter worse than the KKK - of use of words like cunt and twat on this site. Franc's cunt kick is never going to die. Do they not reali...

tina wrote:Hello Slymepit

Please can I have a suitable misogynistic, rape enabling, patriarchal, chill girl, woman hating, mansplaining welcome please? Thank you.

Here, have this "Fuck off!" I hope it fits!

:D

"ophelia" Ite Domum!

If I had the photoshop skills I'd have that Life of Brian scene with Romani ite domum changed to "ophelia"' -that would make her happy right?

Oh yes, Eskarina, welcome, now please kindly fuck off as per Pit Rules!

:D

I arrived here shortly after this - http://teafueledmadness.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/paula-kirby-thunderf00t-richard-dawkins.html Some naughty Ugandan placed a link here from my blog and an equally naughty virologist who posted a message out saying she was sorry to hear people like me were being yelle...

ERV wrote:Pretty sure the experiment worked. Wont know until I get the sequences back in a few days, but pretty goddamn sure it worked.

:)

What - they've finally found a cure for "ophelia"?

Best of luck with this Abbie, I look forward to hearing about your success!

I swear every time I see something from the Atheism + forum (I literally say rude words as well) I am reminded of a mixture of 1984's Big Brother and Stalin's dictatorship You must post IN THIS WAY, anything else is a thought crime Don't do that Don't ever do that You'll never do it again if you do!...

He is currently attempting to get me to say sweary words to him by provoking me, silly boy he really is Just call him a cunt. And call his mom a cunt for not breastfeeding him once he reached high school. And the cunt also gave his blankey to the red cross as well. A lifetime of trauma. Needy, need...

He is currently attempting to get me to say sweary words to him by provoking me, silly boy he really is Just call him a cunt. And call his mom a cunt for not breastfeeding him once he reached high school. And the cunt also gave his blankey to the red cross as well. A lifetime of trauma. Needy, need...

Oooooolon/Chester, the urinal mint licker, has finally blocked me - http://i.imgur.com/gLCV06u.png I wonder if Chester knows he's snatched a Subgenius icon. I doubt it. As much as Subgenius gets up my nose, I doubt even they would have him. This Chester clip never gets old - [youtube]UVNHcob3oJg[/y...

I don't think Professor Hall should have done what she did

Surly Amy needs to learn to grow up and this is not the right way of going about it

Crying over a bloody T Shirt for Zark's sake - is that normal?

I see that Ellenbeth Wachs has picked up a particularly nasty troll that calls themselves Himmlers Ghost. That particular troll looks like they have a history of deliberatly provocative tweets, using rape wishes and racial epithets just to rile people up. Even though she thinks I deserve to burn in...

Dick Strawkins wrote:WTF?
http://i.imgur.com/8NeDlq0.jpg

They, Rebecca and mob, lead Hall to a stake, pile the firewood all around, and gleefully light the matches.

But it's us who are the bad guys!

Yes, we are the evil ones, its in the small print of the contract you didn't sign when you became a Pitter

Oooh yes, before I forget, a huge and welcome Fuck Off! to LadyChillax!

UnbelieveSteve wrote:http://i.imgur.com/mGVN868.png?1
Welcome to the mocklist.

http://tinyurl.com/aek3nz3

Haven't you realised yet? Its only allowed when THEY do it!

You can't just mock them back like that, those aren't The Rules!

Bad Steve, Bad!

Rayshul - I would like to congratulate you on putting your hyper important vagina to good use, rather than just producing one human you are about to make the world a better place with two! ;) Was being Tweeted at by Oolon again - STILL haven't made his Bot-List - ladies and gents, I'm so sorry for b...

Apropos something or other, I wonder how long it is before unsolicited internet hugs become categorised as sexual assault, since going to a website and reading disagreement of one's opinion is already considered bullying and harrassment? (((Richard))) That wasn't asked for, and there's no suggestio...

Uh huh... I think you are protesting against coffee a little too much. Admit it. You are Elevator Guy! Fuck. You caught me. I thought my name would disguise me. Sorry about all the fuss Well, I meant Michael, but now that you've fessed up, we know it's YOU. Anyways, tell me. Did her answer "no" com...

codelette wrote:Somebody please remind me about Rebecca's contributions to skeptical areas...

She shouted at them?

Scented Nectar wrote: Uh huh... I think you are protesting against coffee a little too much. Admit it. You are Elevator Guy!

Fuck.

You caught me.

I thought my name would disguise me.

Sorry about all the fuss

MKG, you're no true Aussie, are you? For I know that all distinguished Antipodeans hold this char-guzzling wanker in great contempt. To whom do you refer as a "this char[sic]-guzzling wanker"? Elucidate, please. Michael, ignore him, he's got "coffee issues" So have I! Coffee gives me crippling migr...

Michael K Gray wrote:
decius wrote:MKG, you're no true Aussie, are you? For I know that all distinguished Antipodeans hold this char-guzzling wanker in great contempt.
To whom do you refer as a "this char[sic]-guzzling wanker"?
Elucidate, please.

Michael, ignore him, he's got "coffee issues"

For those of you unfamiliar with a Jet Propelled Guided NAAFI, the explanation is as follows: A self-contained missile capable of carrying eighty-two staff, ten NAAFI pianos, sixty thousand gallons of tea and twelve tons of buttered crumpets, being shot six thousand miles up and set fully operative ...

If Richard ever approached me and said "OMFG - You're PHILIP! I nearly had a pint with you! Can I have your autograph?" I'm quite sure I'd be good with it You read my mind, sir! Here. Have a caddy-full of finest Ceylon Tea, ethically picked from the Dilmah Tea-placery-farmy-thingy And you sir may h...

That's nothing. My daughter and I explicitly chose to not pester Dawkins at the buffet at GAC 2012 despite him literally 'rubbing shoulders' with me in the queue. (I was wearing my priest's dog-collar at the time, and my daughter was dressed as a naughty Catholic school-girl) I am not cut out to be...

Sara and DJ, I don't know. Russell and Miranda used to post on the original ERV Slimepit. I must say Russell was a model of politness. Thank you for correcting my ignorance Russell is very polite indeed - great X-Men fan too! Not to mention he's a swell guy who sends a hard cover book all the way f...

Sara and DJ, I don't know. Russell and Miranda used to post on the original ERV Slimepit. I must say Russell was a model of politness. Thank you for correcting my ignorance Russell is very polite indeed - great X-Men fan too! Not to mention he's a swell guy who sends a hard cover book all the way f...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:Sara and DJ, I don't know. Russell and Miranda used to post on the original ERV Slimepit. I must say Russell was a model of politness.

Thank you for correcting my ignorance

Russell is very polite indeed - great X-Men fan too!

Why do they hate this Miranda Hale person? Did she not buy a ramic or something? Miranda is very nice, extremely smart, and if you try to play rhetorical games with her, will gut you like a fucking tuna. politely. I think she is quite awesome. I've known Miranda since the Olde Richard Dawkins.net d...

rorschach 19 February 2013 at 8:09 am (UTC -6) I had to laugh today at work, reading through the enthused tweets from slymers invited to speak at TAM 2013, Blackford, Sara Mayhew, Miranda Hale, as if Grothe is hellbent to turn TAM into some kind of â€œBest of Slymeâ€ event. Surely Radford, Kylie S...

Courtesy of Colon's very unhelpful adviceÂ¹: Sally Strange February 17, 2013 at 10:18 pm I did not know that Devilâ€™s Towel Boy was Franc Hoggle . Blech. Great to see critical thinking in action, eh? _____________________________ Â¹ oolon February 17, 2013 at 6:25 am Devils Towel Boy aka Hoggle ca...

TedDahlberg wrote:http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.c ... -dream.jpg

My friend has that tattooed on his arm, I really enjoyed the Sandman stuff and that has to be my favourite scene from it

[quote="ERV"]UGGGGGH Hensley is such a PSYCHO . Natalie Reed: ...my point is I don't think I've ever gone up to a stranger and said or implied something general like "you're beautiful". Hensley: I do to women, but never men. ... I actually do it a lot. If I were single, I'd probably do well with the...

I had a quick look at the "who I've Twitter-Blocked" I've just done the SpamBots If people want to get in contact, make comments about what I've said, I don't want to deny them the fun of one of my highly sophisticated and witty replies! :D I've been blocked by a few people - I think Jenny McWrong w...

I play the MMO Star Wars The Old Republic, have been since last year If there is one thing you can guarantee is some gamers can be incredibly rude, childish and irascible to point of stupidity. I've also learned that an incredible amount of the fanboys and girls are fantastically fussy and prone to ...

Dick Strawkins wrote:What would Peezus do... :D

http://i.imgur.com/LeyYUuR.jpg

That is a work of art!

Bravo sir, bravo!

Fuch the media! I shared this video on FB: [youtube]90Omh7_I8vI[/youtube] And the header is "UFO"!!! People don't really like astronomy, do they? Are Russians completely unflappable or something? They seem completely at ease during all that "Oh, that'll be another asteroid then? Hmmm what to have f...

TheMudbrooker, yep. Also, they invent problems and then claim to have the solution for it. The only way for those of you who are white and male to be free of the problem is to accept that you have privilege which interferes with your understanding of what they claim, admit that you are wrong, and f...

Folks, someone upthread said the Pit is losing its way, and I gave say I'm not seeing the energy and wit I used to. I'm considering calling it a day and filling it in: I'll think about it for a few days and get back to y'all over the weekend. It is completely up to you but I must say, this is one o...

decius wrote:The pit is grinding to a halt.

Its a conspiracy.

Probably cooked up by Oolon's Twitter Bot that suddenly became self aware and is on a mission to ban everything.

I finally got listed on oolon's block bot! I was feeling so left out before, now it feels like my ridicule of A+ has finally been rewarded! I would steal some hugs to celebrate, but in case any of the A+ people are reading this I'll relegate that to the secret forum, so as not to trigger anyone. I ...

Have you heard me whining about getting banned from Coynes blog? I mean, apart from the entire preceding paragraph. And Ichthyic wasn't even banned... Imagine their reaction if they had actually been banned. They'd be cheering Jerry on for his decisiveness and correct use of the ban-hammer - right?...

Hey guys. A perfect summation of why the FTBers / A+ers / Skepchicks aren't reasonable. SHUT UP AND LISTEN. http://www.freezepage.com/1360680036EYRKJNUZDR Welcome to the fold Mr McDonald. I'm sure you'll see your name on the block bot shortly. Bloody hell, Jenny Yong-Il sure showed him didn't she? ...

Yeah, either way it comes across as hypocritical. I had to look at it cross-eyed to see the self-referential meaning, since GWW (I'm assuming that's GirlWritesWhat) is on AVfM, and I hadn't gone to AVfM to discover Ophelia's face over there (in the still from Mykeru's video) - but like seeing the h...

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