FTFY.Service Dog wrote: ↑But Lizzo's over a ton gash doesn't fit in overton's window.
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- Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:07 am
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- Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:02 am
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I do find myself looking at pretty young girls and thinking about how beautiful they are... but it is different than it used to be. I don't get aroused or anything... I just think about how fresh and healthy they are. Very strange... haha... creepy old man I guess. My father, a many-titled expert i...
- Sun Sep 11, 2022 3:08 pm
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Go ahead, discharge your responsibilities.
- Sat Sep 10, 2022 11:33 am
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- Sat Sep 10, 2022 3:01 am
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* Warning * Wall of barely coherent and badly written wall of bollocks! * Warning * I'll apologize for this in advance, I'm bored out of my gourd and feel the need to rant. Let the reader beware... So, my online activities - movies, forum spam and games, lots of games, is starting to lose it's appea...
- Fri Sep 09, 2022 8:44 pm
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Whereas "hairy lasso" is an incredibly mature and sophisticated term for a spam-butterfly.
Mmmm...spam!
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- Fri Sep 09, 2022 8:05 am
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- Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:43 am
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Women - they just want a dude who is open and honest.
Meanwhile...
Fucking hell, those stealth meth-heads have better SFX than all of Hollywood combined!
Meanwhile...
Fucking hell, those stealth meth-heads have better SFX than all of Hollywood combined!
- Wed Sep 07, 2022 6:53 am
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She's clearly gagging for a burst of friendly fire!Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ Photo from a recent Civilian Marksmanship Program test. I'd fail cuz my sight alignment would be way off.
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- Mon Sep 05, 2022 9:47 pm
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Dunno.Service Dog wrote: ↑(hey-- has all the Monkey Pox news-- fallen silent recently?)
I'm devoting 90% of my clock-cycles to shitting on "Rings Of Power" and watching old re-runs of "cops" whilst puffing on herbals. "Cops" was top tier entertainment!
"Planet of the aids" isn't even on my radar.
- Mon Sep 05, 2022 5:34 pm
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- Mon Sep 05, 2022 10:25 am
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- Mon Sep 05, 2022 4:39 am
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For Service Dog.
(The craftsmanship is insane!)
(The craftsmanship is insane!)
- Mon Sep 05, 2022 4:38 am
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- Mon Sep 05, 2022 12:38 am
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That's why we invented the sniff-test.Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑I'll never eat roast beef again.
Then again, it is Twatson's grunter we're talking about...
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- Sun Sep 04, 2022 8:26 pm
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- Sun Sep 04, 2022 4:21 pm
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Yikes!
- Fri Sep 02, 2022 7:59 pm
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My wife has been home since yesterday afternoon. Her good friend helped a bunch because I had a few important meetings and couldn't get her from the hospital. My wife is in pretty good spirits today. The nurse came by and said all is well. We had some friends visit and this was good for her. She ca...
- Fri Sep 02, 2022 2:21 am
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Speaking of Dem Rangs Of Powah...this might be the best piss-take yet!
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- Fri Sep 02, 2022 1:08 am
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The first two episodes of Dem Rangs Of Powah? Meh, kinda ok. Ignore the trampling of Tolkien's legendarium, brush aside the fanfic factor, put aside the frequent "girl power" moments and what you're left with is a beautiful but only vaguely Tolkien show. I'll admit that I want to hate this show so b...
- Thu Sep 01, 2022 6:58 am
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- Thu Sep 01, 2022 6:51 am
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- Thu Sep 01, 2022 5:46 am
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In any case and as some related news, I've now picked up my first seven day suspension at the sadly misnamed Skeptics forum, largely - one assumes - and mostly for "incivility" :roll: "Atheism Plus" It turns out that they can't live without you. The site looks to have been down all day. I've been s...
- Wed Aug 31, 2022 10:00 pm
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- Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:34 pm
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- Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:32 pm
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Catatonic girls? Now you're talking!Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑I wish they all could be Catalonia girls.
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- Wed Aug 31, 2022 3:14 am
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- Tue Aug 30, 2022 1:26 pm
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What did I just watch? Let me watch it a few dozen times more just to be sure ... :lol: :lol: :lol: That, my good sir, is the same actress who plays "Nadja of Antipaxos" in the "What we do in the shadows" TV show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6O3lGRprhY Sadly, I can't find a clip of my favourit...
- Mon Aug 29, 2022 3:19 pm
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Fucking cheese eating surrender monkeys.Lsuoma wrote: ↑ Ah, ze Froggies - professional to the core...
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- Sat Aug 27, 2022 10:22 pm
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Well I was just about to have my dog put down cuz she wouldn't eat, then couldn't walk, couldn't breathe, and seemed about to have a heart attack. But no vets were available, and now the bitch is wobbly walking about, had a long piss from the porch out to the yard, and is voracious. She's got consu...
- Thu Aug 25, 2022 9:52 pm
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This should be as big as Watergate, but the Lying Media is ignoring this story, just as they did the laptop. As clichéd as it may sound, what do you think the reaction would have been if the sketchy laptop was linked to Orange Man™ or his family? We all know the media would have relentlessly covere...
- Thu Aug 25, 2022 1:58 pm
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Stupid fart jokes. Haha. I enjoyed this video. Real high-brow stuff here. heh...I think I've seen almost every video the guy has uploaded. It started when I was babysitting my nephew (he's a huge fan of toilet humour) and the little guy showed me this channel. I was laughing my ass off at the crude...
- Thu Aug 25, 2022 4:41 am
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Can't remember which one of you shitlords suggest I read this... https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91rw8Le-deL.jpg ...but it was one of my most enjoyable reads this decade! Bryson's writing style is an absolute joy and the bugger even managed to sneak a wealth of educational nuggets i...
- Wed Aug 24, 2022 2:45 pm
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Mop and a pail? Ooh, you lucky bastard! My buddy in the Marines was issued a toothbrush. Luxury! Oh, and no, I'm not riffing on the "Yorkshire men" sketch. Try a British Army "bumper" on for size. Just imagine a block of iron (yes, iron!) stuck to the end of a brush pole and a pad of "scotch brite"...
- Wed Aug 24, 2022 10:15 am
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After I inquired at each of the armed services recruiting offices when I was in high school, Sgt. Hernandez of the USMC kept calling me to say 'C'mon down -- you can shoot the guns!' It was never 'C'mon down -- you can clean the toilets!' Ah, good old recruitment. Done the job (briefly) and hated i...
- Wed Aug 24, 2022 9:54 am
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Bhurzum wrote: Addendum - are there no fitness standards for the IRS? Several of those students are seriously chunky units and look like they'd struggle to climb a few flights of stairs. Yes, I'm fat-shaming and I don't give two squirts of piss. Too be fair, these are accountants not soldiers. I do...
- Wed Aug 24, 2022 12:23 am
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Ah, silly question - are those actual IRS students or are they university students? I re-watched the video (with a more critical/awake set of eyes) and the "what the actual fuck are you doing?" type errors I missed on my initial (half awake) viewing have seriously mounted up. Please tell me those ar...
- Wed Aug 24, 2022 12:12 am
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Haha. Oh fuck... these are the armed IRS agents getting training! Every day is 'Flag Day' with IRS commando trainees. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYxnAR0Vcmw heh. Whilst I have conducted peace-keeping ops and have employed a trusty Browning 9mm as both my sidearm or backup for my rifle/MG, ther...
- Mon Aug 22, 2022 12:50 pm
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Random thought: is Phil still kicking around? Not heard from him in aaaaages...the garlic reeking gimp.
- Mon Aug 22, 2022 12:48 pm
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Quote fail, edit button, rat's cock.
Also, I quite liked listening to Dawkins and found him quite entertaining.
But Hitch was the man! Hitch was rock 'n' roll atheism.
Also, I quite liked listening to Dawkins and found him quite entertaining.
But Hitch was the man! Hitch was rock 'n' roll atheism.
- Mon Aug 22, 2022 12:46 pm
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I like to imagine P.Z. Myers twitching every time the Four Horsemen are mentioned. Like a "spider sense" but for arseholes.
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- Mon Aug 22, 2022 8:15 am
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- Sun Aug 21, 2022 8:13 pm
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- Thu Aug 18, 2022 3:58 pm
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- Thu Aug 18, 2022 3:56 pm
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- Wed Aug 17, 2022 11:58 am
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FYI, it is not justified to run over your muggers this long after they mug you. That being said, the hang time on this punt is impressive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGIuaXP1BrM That's shocking! The kids with the gun were simply trying to redistribute the wealth and that vile capitalist attemp...
- Tue Aug 16, 2022 2:24 pm
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- Mon Aug 15, 2022 4:17 pm
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That .jpeg name...I nearly choked on my drink!
And yes, she's ultra purty!
- Mon Aug 15, 2022 11:48 am
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- Mon Aug 15, 2022 5:36 am
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Not only that, he turned me into a newt!Service Dog wrote: ↑ The Washington Post reported Thursday that the unprecedented FBI raid on Trump’s residence was undertaken in part to recover “classified documents relating to nuclear weapons.”
(I got better)
- Sun Aug 14, 2022 10:30 pm
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The finished product is jaw-dropping!
- Sat Aug 13, 2022 10:47 am
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Here is a gif of a schoolgirl wagging her finger...
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...your insults have been nullified.
- Sat Aug 13, 2022 7:49 am
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- Sat Aug 13, 2022 6:35 am
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So... hell.<snip> Fucking hell. Whilst I'm too stupid and uneducated to say anything informed or intelligent about your situation, for what it's worth, you have my sympathy, mate. If I could, I'd reach through my screen and give you a wee shoulder bump. Stay strong, mate, take each day as it comes ...
- Fri Aug 12, 2022 9:08 pm
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No indication of motive. “Matar has made social media posts in support of Iran and its Revolutionary Guard, and in support of Shi’a extremism more broadly.” https://nypost.com/.../nj-man-matar-hadi-with-sympathies.../ Something something white people something something ist. Let's not forget, yelli...
- Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:34 am
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- Thu Aug 11, 2022 7:31 am
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I was all hot for Red, until I saw Green. Well, since we're talking fantasy, I'll have 'em both! Red in expensive webbing, green in leather/latex. https://i.gifer.com/FZgL.gif Fuck it, I'll also have "Aliens" era Sigourney Weaver stood to the side with a moist cloth to mop my brow and yell encourag...
- Wed Aug 10, 2022 11:14 pm
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More info on the smoke-shop stabbing...
- Wed Aug 10, 2022 9:15 pm
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- Wed Aug 10, 2022 12:56 pm
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The "pussy, huh?" as he delivered the coup de grâce to the husband felt entirely justified. Not only did the worm turn, it brought force multipliers!
Yup, tragic though it may have been, it was also quite funny.