Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers
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Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers
Admit it, it's true -- we do sexualize the bloggers at FtB, just like Becca claims. After all, it's us puerile sleazes who fixate on sex & bodily functions all the time, not them. We hate them, but we also secretly lust after them.
Now that the cat's out of the bag, we might as well select our Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers. (Note: I left out Ashley F. Miller, as she's still underage.)
Now that the cat's out of the bag, we might as well select our Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers. (Note: I left out Ashley F. Miller, as she's still underage.)
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None of the above.
None of the above.
None of the above.
None of the above.
None of the above.
NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!
None of the above.
None of the above.
None of the above.
None of the above.
NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!
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Yer a sick, sick person. I voted for three, so what does that make me?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
All very funny.
All very funny.
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I can't get the image of Svan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties out of my head now.
The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."
And now neither can I.
The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."
And now neither can I.
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Do one for Cristina Rad and one for Miri (or whatever her name is, the cute one) :)
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I think photoshops are in order.katamari Damassi wrote:I can't get the image of Svan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties out of my head now.
The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."
And now neither can I.
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I never vote. At anything. So I'll take option #none#
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http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 0a7d62.jpgMatt Cavanaugh wrote:I think photoshops are in order.katamari Damassi wrote:I can't get the image of Svan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties out of my head now.
The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."
And now neither can I.
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http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 0a7d62.jpg
"We have ways of making you shut up and listen!"
"We have ways of making you shut up and listen!"
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The Bronzino in the background is appropriately creepy - nice touch. :clap:Gumby wrote:http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 0a7d62.jpgMatt Cavanaugh wrote:I think photoshops are in order.katamari Damassi wrote:I can't get the image of Svan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties out of my head now.
The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."
And now neither can I.
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I visit the pit a bit, but can't keep up with all the posts. People are just so busy hating on women and stuff here, that it is hard to read it all.
But I saw this poll, not here in the pit, but linked from the FB feed of a FTB blogger, who wanted to make sure all their readers saw it, and could be suitably raged.
Seems counter productive to hate on "trolls", but then do what trolls like....letting them know you care.
But I saw this poll, not here in the pit, but linked from the FB feed of a FTB blogger, who wanted to make sure all their readers saw it, and could be suitably raged.
Seems counter productive to hate on "trolls", but then do what trolls like....letting them know you care.
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How is this "hating on women?" The men got most of the votes.HoneyWagon wrote:People are just so busy hating on women and stuff here, that it is hard to read it all.
Since some folks clearly didn't get the jokes (which, if they were paying attention, they'd realize aren't about our fantasies at all), let me give a few hints:
http://freethoughtblogs.com/yemmynistin ... ous-lover/
http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/ ... ood-cause/
http://freethoughtblogs.com/taslima/201 ... boyfriend/
Steph seems to think her body is being ridiculed, when it's really the way she runs her KZ Lager ... err, blog comment stream.
And of course, there's this nugget of atheist wisdom:
http://freethoughtblogs.com/greta/2013/ ... -own-porn/
My dirty stories almost always get their original inspiration from my masturbatory sex fantasies. They usually take twists and turns from the original fantasy, as I work to make the fantasies plausible, or to make the characters more interesting and human, or to find the backstory behind the sex scenes and figure out why these characters are having this sex and what it means to them and how their lives will be different because of it. But the germ of the story is almost always some sexual image that gets me off, and hard.
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Sorry but every time I look at the thread title I shudder.
Nothing special, it's just the juxtaposition of "Top Ten Sex Fantasies" with "with FtB Bloggers". Give me a thread* about actual Top Ten Sex Fantasies any day over this one.
(And yes I get the reference-jokes - most of them, at least.)
*Just a turn of speech, I'm not actually asking for such a thread, nor would I participate in it. {Subsequent line deleted as TMI}
Nothing special, it's just the juxtaposition of "Top Ten Sex Fantasies" with "with FtB Bloggers". Give me a thread* about actual Top Ten Sex Fantasies any day over this one.
(And yes I get the reference-jokes - most of them, at least.)
*Just a turn of speech, I'm not actually asking for such a thread, nor would I participate in it. {Subsequent line deleted as TMI}
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I think, as a final touch, the options list should've had more men than women on it. Think of the boom in (fainting) couch business.
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So if the Slymepit creates a poll that Myers can't Pharyngulate, does he turn back into a pumpkin or something?
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Considering how small and impotent his "pharyngulation" is these days, I think it's already happened.bovarchist wrote:So if the Slymepit creates a poll that Myers can't Pharyngulate, does he turn back into a pumpkin or something?
Hmm...PZ Myers....Pumpkin.....there's a fantasy for ya'. Maybe Yeminy can write a, er, "poem" about it.
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/ahem
...
Sound of FTBees buzzin'
Everythin' gettin' fuzzin'
As you nimble on my squiddles
Your pumpkin in me dribbles
On your fingerses
Oh my pharyngeses ... ula
The sensations so slymery
I'm posting and rhymerly
Screaming in skepchicky
Hopin' tis FTB
/jus sayin'
...
Sound of FTBees buzzin'
Everythin' gettin' fuzzin'
As you nimble on my squiddles
Your pumpkin in me dribbles
On your fingerses
Oh my pharyngeses ... ula
The sensations so slymery
I'm posting and rhymerly
Screaming in skepchicky
Hopin' tis FTB
/jus sayin'
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Miri Mogilevsky, Mistress of Insanity, telling us to shut up and starting to praise and please her already.
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(Oh God, I think I may have destroyed my libido for the next week)