If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:53 am**

Admit it, it's true -- we do sexualize the bloggers at FtB, just like Becca claims. After all, it's us puerile sleazes who fixate on sex & bodily functions all the time, not them. We hate them, but we also secretly lust after them.

Now that the cat's out of the bag, we might as well select our Top Ten Sex Fantasies with FtB Bloggers. (Note: I left out Ashley F. Miller, as she's still underage.)

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:55 am**

None of the above.
None of the above.
None of the above.
None of the above.
None of the above.
NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:43 am**

Yer a sick, sick person. I voted for three, so what does that make me?

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:31 am**

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

All very funny.

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:43 am**

No trigger warning, eh?

Thanks a bunch.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/im ... g-head.gif

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:03 pm**

I can't get the image of Svan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties out of my head now.

The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."

And now neither can I.

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:48 pm**

Do one for Cristina Rad and one for Miri (or whatever her name is, the cute one) :)

Posted: **Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:27 pm**

katamari Damassi wrote:I can't get the image of Svan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties out of my head now.

The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."

And now neither can I.

I think photoshops are in order.

Posted: **Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:25 am**

I never vote. At anything. So I'll take option #none#

Posted: **Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:07 am**

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
katamari Damassi wrote:I can't get the image of Svan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties out of my head now.

The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."

And now neither can I.
I think photoshops are in order.

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 0a7d62.jpg

Posted: **Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:28 pm**

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 0a7d62.jpg

"We have ways of making you shut up and listen!"

Posted: **Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:46 pm**

Gumby wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
katamari Damassi wrote:I can't get the image of Svan as the camp commandant from Seven Beauties out of my head now.

The Commandant: "You can't even get an erection."

And now neither can I.
I think photoshops are in order.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd24 ... 0a7d62.jpg

The Bronzino in the background is appropriately creepy - nice touch. :clap:

Posted: **Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:12 pm**

I visit the pit a bit, but can't keep up with all the posts. People are just so busy hating on women and stuff here, that it is hard to read it all.

But I saw this poll, not here in the pit, but linked from the FB feed of a FTB blogger, who wanted to make sure all their readers saw it, and could be suitably raged.

Seems counter productive to hate on "trolls", but then do what trolls like....letting them know you care.

Posted: **Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:17 pm**

HoneyWagon wrote:People are just so busy hating on women and stuff here, that it is hard to read it all.

How is this "hating on women?" The men got most of the votes.

Since some folks clearly didn't get the jokes (which, if they were paying attention, they'd realize aren't about our fantasies at all), let me give a few hints:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/yemmynistin ... ous-lover/

http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/ ... ood-cause/

http://freethoughtblogs.com/taslima/201 ... boyfriend/

Steph seems to think her body is being ridiculed, when it's really the way she runs her KZ Lager ... err, blog comment stream.

And of course, there's this nugget of atheist wisdom:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/greta/2013/ ... -own-porn/

My dirty stories almost always get their original inspiration from my masturbatory sex fantasies. They usually take twists and turns from the original fantasy, as I work to make the fantasies plausible, or to make the characters more interesting and human, or to find the backstory behind the sex scenes and figure out why these characters are having this sex and what it means to them and how their lives will be different because of it. But the germ of the story is almost always some sexual image that gets me off, and hard.

Posted: **Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:30 pm**

Sorry but every time I look at the thread title I shudder.

Nothing special, it's just the juxtaposition of "Top Ten Sex Fantasies" with "with FtB Bloggers". Give me a thread* about actual Top Ten Sex Fantasies any day over this one.

(And yes I get the reference-jokes - most of them, at least.)

*Just a turn of speech, I'm not actually asking for such a thread, nor would I participate in it. {Subsequent line deleted as TMI}

Posted: **Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:58 pm**

I think, as a final touch, the options list should've had more men than women on it. Think of the boom in (fainting) couch business.

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:26 pm**

So if the Slymepit creates a poll that Myers can't Pharyngulate, does he turn back into a pumpkin or something?

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2013 2:44 pm**

bovarchist wrote:So if the Slymepit creates a poll that Myers can't Pharyngulate, does he turn back into a pumpkin or something?

Considering how small and impotent his "pharyngulation" is these days, I think it's already happened.

Hmm...PZ Myers....Pumpkin.....there's a fantasy for ya'. Maybe Yeminy can write a, er, "poem" about it.

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2013 7:38 pm**

/ahem

...

Sound of FTBees buzzin'

Everythin' gettin' fuzzin'

As you nimble on my squiddles

Your pumpkin in me dribbles

On your fingerses

Oh my pharyngeses ... ula

The sensations so slymery

I'm posting and rhymerly

Screaming in skepchicky

Hopin' tis FTB

/jus sayin'

Posted: **Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:23 pm**

Word!

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:22 am**

Miri Mogilevsky, Mistress of Insanity, telling us to shut up and starting to praise and please her already.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:23 am**

(Oh God, I think I may have destroyed my libido for the next week)

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